"Queen of the Lethal Legs Challenge"

Rated T

Disclaimer: I do not own anything associated with Total Drama or any of the characters from the show. Total Drama and its characters are owned by FreshTV, Jennifer Pertsch and Tom McGillis. Anyway, it's been way too long since I ever tried a competition fic, so Jeff Hardy Fan VR1 suggested to me that I'd try out a competition fic where 23 of Total Drama's female competitors compete to see which legs are the best in the series. And best of all, Justin is the host instead of Chris McLean. So for those of you anticipating, enjoy!

Chapter 6: LeShawna

"Welcome back once again to the first-ever Queen of the Lethal Legs Challenge!" Justin winked back. "Before the break, for those who are still asleep with drools in their mouths, we had Eva crunch D.J. like a twig! Talk about feeling so much on fire. Eva burned him out really good."

"I wonder if they'll have a neckbrace big enough to fit him in." Dawn nodded.

"I highly doubt it at the least," Justin smirked at the least. "Now that we're done with Eva, let's see if we can check in with our latest choice, the luscious and ripe, LeShawna!"

Immediately, both the moonchild and the male model looked at the huge TV screen to see LeShawna standing inside Harold's bathroom. The outfit LeShawna was wearing was very similar to the Wii Fit Trainer, possibly making her a yoga instructor.

"How's it hanging in there, LeShawna?" Justin replied.

"Goin' great, Justin!" LeShawna exclaimed. "Love how these tight spandex molds into my skin!"

"You really gotta let me try those spandex pants sometime, I bet they're snug." Dawn said to LeShawna.

"I'd let you, hon, but they'd be too big for you to fit." LeShawna replied back. "Trust me, I'd done wore them out."

"Ain't that the truth." Justin smirked, turning to the camera. "For this part of the Lethal Legs challenge, LeShawna will teach her client Harold a little thing or two on the mastering of yoga. However, Harold's about to be taught a lot more than that. What will LeShawna have in store for him this round? Let's stretch, relax a bit and find out, shall we?"

Harold, who was in his Captain Alberta uniform from Total Drama Action, stretched out a bit as LeShawna appeared in the living room.

"So baby, you ready for more exercises?" LeShawna replied.

"Definitely, my sweet chocolate princess!" Harold nodded. "I've been stretching non-stop since you left! I think I sprained my back in the process, but I'm still good to go! GOSH!"

"Good to hear that, baby." LeShawna nodded. "Now let's get started. First, we're gonna go in the awkward position."

Following what LeShawna told him, Harold managed to raise his arms like a zombie and bend a little bit down on his knees.

"Like that?" Harold replied to her.

"Yeah, like that. Now stand on your tippy toes." LeShawna responded.

Still in the awkward position, Harold managed to stand on his tippy-toes, even though he was still struggling to even tip toe in the first place.

"How's this?" The nerd replied.

"Not bad, baby. You're doing fine!" LeShawna nodded. "Okay, now bend your knees lower."

Carefully, yet gently, Harold managed to bend his knees all the way down and pulled off the position nicely, even though his knees were now painfully hurting.

"There we go. Excellent!" LeShawna exclaimed.

"Gettin' the hang of this for sure!" Harold nodded painfully.

"Okay, now nicely, I want you to go into a table top position." She replied.

"No problem," Harold replied. "Except I have no idea what that is."

"Well, a table top position is like a reverse pushup of sorts." LeShawna clearly explained. "All you have to do is get your hands behind you and lift them up like a backwards crab and then stretch your legs out."

"Sounds strange, but alright." The uber-nerd shrugged.

Like what LeShawna told him, Harold laid down on the mat and sat up using his hands. He then carefully managed to stretch his legs. At least that stopped the minor pain he was having in his knees when he bent all the way down. He then looked up to LeShawna in this curious position.

"How's... this?" Harold said, struggling for a bit.

"Good, now be careful and hold still," LeShawna said. "I wanna show you something."

Somehow, LeShawna placed her thighs all around Harold's scrawny little neck. And just within seconds...

*CRUNCH!*

Leshawna pressed those strong thighs together and cracked Harold's neck a little, making him hard to breathe. He tried to fight it out the best that he could, but due to his hands strapped to the mat, he was defenseless. But not all of it was bad for Harold though. At least he got to see LeShawna's booty from the table-top position.

But that didn't change the fact that he was still choking like crazy.

"Wha... what's going on?" Harold gagged.

"Trust me, this is something different." LeShawna replied. "Did I forget to tell you it was Extreme Dominating Yoga?"

"No... not... not at all!" Harold gagged again. "But... it sounds so... acccck... interesting!"

Seeing the painful smile around Harold's face, LeShawna decided to increase her leg strength even tighter by pressing her things onto his neck more. The longer she held those legs onto her neck, the faster Harold was losing his feeling around his hands and legs. Even so, there was no quit in the nerd whatsoever. He kept that table-top position as long as he could.

Turning a bit blue around him, Harold looked up to LeShawna again.

"How long... are you gonna keep... acccck... doing this?" Harold croaked.

"As long as I feel like it, hun." LeShawna smirked. "Just hang in there, sweet thang."

One by one like a working piston, LeShawna managed to tippy toe back and forth, moving her thighs up and down nicely without no trouble at all. The uber-nerd felt the skin of his neck roll around him painfully, affecting his neck muscles. Despite LeShawna hurting him really good, this became quite a turn-on for Harold.

So far, only ten minutes had passed as Harold's face started turning deep blue.

"You... definitely got some... accccck... strong legs..." The nerd gagged again.

"Thanks, sugar." LeShawna said, winking down on him. "It was all of the banana protein shakes that Eva made. Makes stronger legs, to be honest."

"I can see... why..." Harold coughed.

By then, Harold's face was now turning way blue. He was so blue, Harold looked like he could become a new member of the Blue Man Group. Heck, he was blue enough to be a blueberry, himself. The nerd knew with legs like hers, he wouldn't stay conscious for long. He could feel his hands and legs starting to numb pretty fast. He felt his eyes closing on him faster than the speed of light.

Knowing he was gonna pass out, LeShawna checked on his wrist like she was checking on an imaginary watch. She knew he had enough.

"Okay, I think that's long enough." She replied.

Suddenly, she finally let go of him.

And Harold dropped to the mat with a thud, leaving him unconscious for good. All of that head-scissoring from her thighs made him pass out.

"So, did you like that, baby?" LeShawna told him.

However, Harold didn't respond one bit due to the choking. But on the inside, she knew he'd liked it.

"Oh, I see you're still sleeping. I'll let you rest it out a bit before we get to work." LeShawna said, patting him on his unconscious head. "If you'll excuse me, it's shake time!"

And because of that, LeShawna headed over to the kitchen for another banana-flavored protein shake, leaving a still-unconscious Harold all by himself.

Pleased by the damage LeShawna had done, both Justin and Dawn turned to each other.

"Well, that makes S&M look like child's play." Dawn replied.

"Yeah, who needs whips and chains when you have your legs to rely on the rough stuff?" Justin chuckled.

"I probably wouldn't, that's for sure." Dawn shook her head.

"You and me both." Justin nodded. "Anyway, got the time?"

"As a matter of fact, I do." Dawn said, bringing out the time clock.

To the male model and moonchild's surprise, LeShawna had clocked in at an impressive 13:04 seconds.

"Thirteen minutes and four seconds?" Justin gasped. "Wow, she frickin' blew Courtney out of the water with that one!"

"Yeah, someone get Courtney a safety net for that one!" Dawn nodded.

"With that, LeShawna has now taken first prize!" Justin exclaimed. "Who will knock her off the spot? Let's find out by choosing the next contestant! Dawn, spin that wheel!"

"Gladly." The moonchild nodded as she spun the wheel.

Justin brought out a dart, bringing in a good aim. With patience, he threw the dart...

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...which landed on Sugar's name.

"Well, I'll be a horse's uncle! It lands on Sugar!" Justin exclaimed. "Will Sugar be able to bring the South to her victim? Something tells me this is gonna be a barn-burner! Find out after the break on... QUEEN OF THE LETHAL LEGS CHALLENGE!"

Wow, this took me a while to get it done, but boy, was it worth it!

It's gonna be Sugar's turn next chapter. How will she do? Feedbacks are welcome! Until then, this is UltimateWarriorFan4Ever signing off for now! BA-FRICKIN'-ZINGA!