(Author's Note)

Why hello there my good friends, sorry about the wait on this.

Welcome to another chapter of WSINPM?

So… Pokémon GO is now a thing, and that's taking up a bit of my time.

Anyways, onto Reviews!

To StarWolf3000: I took a look at what I think is what you mean… It doesn't really match what I was thinking… but okay I guess. As for the other things you said, I wanted to do something different from my story that would kinda separate it from the other stories are doing (Though a crossover of this kind is different enough…) and Colosseum was one of my favourite Pokémon game so far, and I REALLY liked the idea of the Snag feature.

Onto the story!

"This complicates things…" Said a man in a dark room, watching the news.

"This just in! Apparently, someone beat the Cerulean gym leader! It is said that he used a Pokémon no one has ever seen before!" Said the reporter.

The man stood up, placing his glass of wine on his desk.

His eyes bore holes into his monitor, the image of the kid that had beaten the gym leader being shown.

"...What are you…?"

Light entered the room as the door was opened.

"Sir. We're all set up." Said a man in a orange suit.

The man turned around, placing his hands behind his back.

"Let's see where this goes…"

"Wow…" Said Plutia, looking out over the port city that was Vermilion.

"This place is huge…" Said Fire.

'That's what she said!' I heard Mew say telepathically in my head.

"Actually, now that I think about it…" I begin, before turning to Plutia. "We don't have any Port towns near where we are."

"...Does R-18 Island count?" She asked me.

"That… does not." I said.

If you're wondering why Fire is here… after the whole gym thing went down, we decided to team up and travel together.

So as we walked into town I needed to take a stop by a place.

So after taking a stop by the Pokemon fan club, which I will NOT be saying what transpired in there, I walked out with… a rare candy… welp, better than nothing!

"So, where to from here?" Asked Fire.

"The gym is currently being blocked by that tree over there." I said, pointing to the small bush blocking the tree.

"Hey look!" Said Plutia, pointing to a man walking to the bush.

He sent out a Rattata, who looked very under leveled… someone's using an HM slave…

The Rattata cut down the tree and the man walked into the building.

"There! We can get in there now!" Said Fire.

"Nope!" I responded.

"What! Why?" He asked.

"Because no."

"But-"

Before Fire could give a response, a wailord came out of nowhere and said this.

"The Whale decrees... SHUT THE F*CK UP!"

The wailord then disappeared.

Fire just looked at where the whale was before looking back at the gym, the tree that had been cut down poofed out of existence, before another tree grew where the stump was.

Fire just looked at it in shock.

"...This seems normal." I said, walking towards the dock.

"So explain this to me like I'm retarded." Said the security guard in front of the S.S. Anne.

"Do we have to?" I asked.

"You 3 want to get on the S.S. Anne, and none of you have ANY ID or you know… a ticket to get on the FREAKING BOAT!" Shouted the Guard.

"...Does this mean you're letting us on?" I asked.

The Guard gave me a look.

"And we're here!" I said, looking at the interior.

"We literally just broke into a cruise liner!" Said Fire.

"Eh, details." I said, shrugging.

"How did we even get on this thing!?" Asked Fire.

"Through the magic of (LINE BREAK)s!" I said.

"I don't feel to good…" Said Plutia, looking nauseous.

'I'm not sure if it was the transition that did this… or if it's the seasickness…'

'She can deal with open wind turbulence whilst flying, I'm sure it's just the Line Break…'

"Can I also ask why there's a little girl wearing a pink parka?" Asked Fire.

"Oh… That's our friend… Spurdu…"

"...Spurdu?" Deadpanned Fire.

"Yes…" I said, my eyes shifting to the side.

'I don't like that name…'

'It's the best you're getting.' I told Me-Sperdu.

'Oh don't you start this sh*t!'

'Okay fine…" I told Mew.

"She's mute so you'll have to excuse her if she isn't… talkative." I said.

"That's fine." Said Fire. "But can I ask what's with the parka? And the pink scarf that's covering her mouth… and the fact that the parka has cat ears?"

"No!" I said, cheerfully.

So after navigating our way through the boat we found ourselves at the Captain's chambers.

"...So now what?" Asked Fire.

"...Imma knock." I said.

"That is a terrible idea." Said Fire.

"Too bad cause I'm doing it!" I said, before running up to the door and kicking it in.

"I thought you were knocking!" Exclaimed Fire. "What have you done!?"

"I won." I said, turning my head around and looking at Fire.

"He's not here…" Said Plutia.

Mew walked over to the captain's desk, she seemed to be looking for something.

"Hm…" Fire was looking at a model of the S.S. Anne, Plutia was crashing on the bed, and I was trying to connect to the GO servers.

"I don't understand… why this smartphone is so dumb…" I said to myself. "WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE SERVERS ARE DOWN!"

I was greeted with a screen of a bunch of Pokemon and the words along the line of: 'The servers are down' greeted me.

I felt a tug on my coat, I looked at Mew to see her handing me a cd case.

I looked at it, the words CUT hastily written on it in marker.

"Hey guys! Sperdu found what we were looking for!" I said, walking over to them, Mew still pissed about the name thing.

"What was it?" Asked Fire.

"This." I said, holding up the HM.

"Good, let's get out of here… this doesn't feel right." Said Fire.

"Everyone clench your buts!" I said.

We walked up to the tree to see it had been cut down for us.

"...Well that's convenient." I said.

"Was all that really necessary?" Asked Fire.

"NOPE!" I said, popping the P.

"*SIGH* Let's just have you do the battle…" Said Fire.

We walked pass the tree before the sounds of the S.S. Anne leaving were heard.

And then this was heard.

"WHAT THE **** HAPPENED TO MY DOOR AND WHERE IS MY HM!?"

"...Let's go..." I said, turning away from the boat.

We entered the building the darkness was what greeted us... unless you count THIS guy...

"Why hello there Bryce… I've been expecting you!"

Cliffhanger! Hurray!

So, hope you guys enjoyed this chapter of WSINPM, I had fun working on it, see if you can catch the Abridging references in here.

Anyways, thank you guys for reading this, you can leave a review if you want, it helps me improve my writing, and until next time…

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