Jed: Hello everyone! I am Jed from the planet Barbau home of the great mother goose, the birthplace of my savior The penguin, not just any penguin, but The penguin.

I have come to this planet Earth to influence and convince the Children of Mama Odie, also called readers and Help them escape and open up a new portal towards Planet Barbau, A planet for Writers and Readers!

Frank: Shut up, woman! This planet already has places for writers and readers!

Jed: Don't you Woman me Boy, you want a piece of me punk?! Come at me bro! I'll shoot you with my mufflin gun!

I remember my last days on my past planet called Dirty Diapers, I woke up that day due to the loud noise on my surrounding.

The ground shook, and the thunders roared, and from the cliff of the mountain, there he was, The foul beast who ate my parents and destroyed my village, it was the infamous JEDASAURUS-

Frank: I said SHUT UP! Also, you said muffin wrong. Hello fellow readers, I am Francisco a.k.a. Frank! Author of 'The Monster King's Duty'. And this girl here is Jed a.k.a. Darkpotatopoet, a fellow writer from Wattpad.

Jed: No, I am planet Barbau's toughest Mufflin warrior and has served my planet for nearly 1,234,567,890 years! I am Darkpotato poet! The invincible Warrior and Writer or should I say WarTer?

Frank: That is one of the most dumbest names I've ever heard. Alright, back to business. As you can plainly see, this is not a new chapter for this story. Rather, an author's note. Don't worry, the third chapter is still on it's way. But I need help with this story. I need your support with fighting an enemy to all writers.

Jed: The enemy I shall call The Jedasaurus Rex.

Frank: No! It's writer's block you loon! I need your opinions on this story. As I said last chapter, I want your opinions to help improve this story. As a great man once said, "A fanfic of the readers, by the readers, for the readers." OK, this may not be the actual speech of that great man but I hope you get the reference.

But seriously, with your help, I can make this fanfic better for you guys.

Jed: We shall do this For BARBAU! MAY THE JEDASAURUS REX BE WITH YOU ALL.

Frank: First you say the enemy was your made-up dino, now you say it's a good omen. The heck is wrong with you?

Jed: What's wrong with me? Well what's wrong with you. Yes you Frank, I the Amazing Darkpotatopoet summon you on a duel with one of Barbau's feared creature, the evil feared creature named it.

Frank: *Summons a giant meteor at it*

*The creature named it is now dead*

You were saying?

Jed: Rise up again my beloved IT

*IT swallows Frank, trapping him in his indestructible stomach, DIE DIE DIE!*

That's about it.

Frank: *The stomach of it somehow explodes, as well as it's body*

*Frank incinerates every atom of it. Any chance of revival for it is impossible*

Alright everyone, that's all the time he have. Also, I suggest you to read Darkpotatopoet's story 'Stuck in between'. It's entertaining, even though it doesn't have gun-swords or giant monsters turned into humans, and she won't be bugging me for a while if you read it.

Jed: Liar I'm not bugging you, let me rephrase, I NEVER DID!

Frank: Anyway, goodbye fellow readers!

Jed: Goodbye WE SHALL MEET AGAIN!

Frank: *sigh* Please help me, fellow readers. Both for this fanfic and from this insane (in a weirdly good way) woman.

SINCE NO-ONE UNDERSTOOD WHAT I MEANT, I MEANT I WANT YOU READERS TO SEND REQUESTS TO ME. REQUESTS LIKE WHAT WOULD GODZILLA'S WEAPONS BE, WHAT SHOULD HAPPEN TO GODZILLA. THINGS LIKE THAT. Pls?