Origins of the List….
I DON'T own Kingdom Hearts, but seeing as Veronica is me, I suppose I do own myself….
So there I was, crossing everything and everything off my Universal To-Do list. When I accidentally come across the Kingdom Hearts universe… and I realized what was written next on my list…. Next thing I knew, I was living in The Castle that Never Was with the Organization. They said that I brought humor to their dull existence…. Anyway this amazing idea struck me one day, so I summoned a Time Portal, and jumped through, determined to see if my theory was true….
I walked into the Marketplace in Radiant Garden on a mission. After countless hours of observation and experimentation, I had finally narrowed down my list.
Walking into the pet's and weapons section, I grabbed a bright red dog leash and collar, a bright purple rubber ball, and a net. Then I ambled over into the baking section. After a moment's consideration, I picked up an entire case of Skippy's crunch peanut butter, then headed over to the front register to pay.
In under an hour, I was all set to go. Operation: Skippy was a go….
I waited in the bushes as a lonely jar of peanut butter sat innocently in the center of the square. With an evil smirk, I tugged the string I had tied to the loose lid, opening it up. The delicious smell of melting peanut butter wafted up from the jar, turning many heads.
Barely two seconds later, the jar was being swarmed by dozens of Unversed, mainly the ever common Floods.
Who knew they had a thing for Peanut Butter?
With a deft pull of a rope, the net dropped down, capturing dozens of Floods. Most of them disappeared as soon as I popped up to see my catch, but the smallest of them, possibly a really young Flood, was just looking as me curiously. With a smile, I unscrewed another jar of Peanut Butter and pushed it in front of the Flood.
The little guy squealed and jumped at the jar, happily devouring the treat. It looked over at me, and I swear that it gave me the biggest puppy eyes ever until I showed I the other jar I had behind my back.
It squealed in excitement, and jumped right into my arms.
Less than ten minutes later, the little thing had accepted the collar and leash, and even allowed me to clip on a name-tag that read 'Skippy!'
We were happily playing in the park with the ball and the remaining jars of Peanut Butter for the rest of the day, happily ignoring the flabbergasted looks as people saw Skippy happily snuggled up in my arms.
That is until I decided to bring him back to the castle….
Skippy went absolutely crazy for some reason when he spotted Xemnas.
"NO! DOWN! BAD SKIPPY!" I yelled as Skippy lunged for Xemnas, who just stood there with wide eyes. Skippy broke free of me in seconds, and latched onto Xemnas, how took off running with Skippy still attached to his face….
I shipped him off to the In-Between to stay with Past and Future after I finally managed to pry him off Xem's face…
About an hour later, a list of rules appeared in the kitchen entitled, "Things that are no longer allowed." and first on the list was...
Number One: Veronica is no longer allowed to play with Unversed…