Hey guys, Masterthief here, and I got to say I'm sorry for the last crappy chapter this time I'm going to make it have a backround story and that stuff. ALSO, know that I am still a student and school begins soon so I wont have time for a lot of stories. Also, credit goes to Shadowbanditcooper

MAJOR THING: I will try one cross over but not my pervert of a brother's, mostly my little sibs.

DISCLAIMER: I OWN NOTHHING OF SLY COOPER

Ch. 4: …And pass him around.

Hey guys sorry for that other chapter my brother hacked my account and put on. PLEASE FORGIVE ME. Anyway I had all my stuff redone so he can't get back on. However I am a student so that part was real.

After beating a guy from Japan with a very bad mental disorder for Sakura trees, the team, along with Carmelita, were in Hawaii looking into the increase in their second person they were suppose to stop. I mean come on, the only real crimes on Hawaii was piety theft, but now there were people getting kid napped and bank robberies and the hole kit and abuttal.

They managed to find the hidden underground lair that the made and started to plan and all that. They also managed to get the name of this leader here in Hawaii and to say that they were shock by her personality it became clear that maybe Carmelita should go on stake outs for the safety of Sly's sanity.

Here's what happened, Sly was looking around the lair and noticed that there was only one animal person thing (I'm calling them Furrys, you know the humanoid animals) that wasn't normal. He took a picture for Bentley and Carmelita to look at, then proceeded to… uh follow, yeah lets go with that, her and trying to get some info off her. However, he didn't know she was a bit loopy. As soon as he was listening she just so happened to be talking about him.

"Hmm… I wonder, what Raccoon stew would be like if I ever meet that damn thing." She growled and that alone unnerved Sly. "Oh the things I could do to him as he's begging for mercy while I eat his friends," She was smiling now. After that Sly left in a hurry, and when he got to the hide out, he was wide eyed and they asked him what was wrong. Only then did he start the normal screaming one would have if they knew a psycho who wanted to eat you was after you.

What he said exactly was, "THIS CRAZY MOTHER FUCKER WANTS TO EAT US! WE HAVE TO BARACADE THE DOOR!" After that he could be found in the corner in a fetal position muttering about crazy cannibal girl that had problems up in the head.

Once they got the picture off the binocucom, they set out to identify the crazy chick. What they found about her was interesting. She was a cheetah that was almost a pyromaniac, the only thing that kept her from going crazy was a boyfriend that broke up with her because she wanted to eat him in the worst ways possible, like slowly letting him bleed out and then cook his and at dinner use his blood as wine. She began to burn everything with magma and she also did something that made the guys covered their favorite place. SHE FUCKING BURNED OF HER EXES BALLS WITH LAVA FOR GODS SAKE. Her name is her exact opposite, Rain.

After finding the info needed, they soon realized something. The power plant in the underground lair, could use the heat to melt anything even the metal they got in the last chapter, which is the strongest metal in existence. They now knew what the mystery man wanted, he wanted to us the metal for some devise and use the volcano to melt it and make the pieces.

Carmelita was having some trouble though, she was in a battle with herself about most criminals, and if there was a grey area in the world of justice. One side says that no criminal can be trusted while the other disagrees because of how Sly acts, but the other side said that he was just going to do something once this was all over. To say she was distracted was like saying Bentley likes technology. Anyway back to the story at hand.

"Alright, guys, we almost got everything we need to take down the operations in the volcano. I figure we just sneak in plant some bombs at vital weak points in the mountain and cause the volcano to erupt." Bentley said to the gang and once he was done he only got looks of 'are you serious'. "What?" Sly was the one who spoke everyone's thoughts, "You're kidding right? We spent a good month trying to come up for a way to stop it and that's what you come up with. You know a lot of people could die from that right?"

"That's why we were going to build a really big smoke fire on top to let people know it is about to blow." Bentley explained to everyone. Once they heard that they all relaxed knowing he wasn't homicidal.

I'm just going to skip to the fight. Long story short everyone in the city got out.

Sly and Carmelita were about to fight Rain. Sly was getting a little scared with that look. You know that look when an animal looks at its prey before it eats it, yeah that's how Sly feels. Carmelita was feeling a bit angry that this bitch was looking at Cooper like he was the world's best taco (does she even eat tacos? Actually do any of them besides Murray eat anything?) Well just when that fight started the framed cop and thief knew that they had to use their agility because cheetahs were fast but had little agility.

Well you can most likely guess what happened next. THAT'S RIGHT, they had one hell of a dance off! WAIT WHAT? HA got cha. (I guess I can keep this)

No they beat Rain of course and tied her up and left her to the authorities chasing them.

Hey guys, most of the stuff I needed to say was on the top of the page. Hope this chapter was better I tried and didn't have a limited time limit. Again please forgive both me and my brother. Me for letting this happen him for putting the last chapter up.

PEACE,

Masterthief.