I don't own durarara.
Warning: yaoi, but nothing explicit like the other ones.
Summary: Shinra and Celty want to have another couple to double date with, so when Shizuo and Izaya get together, they finally get their chance. But will things go the way they wanted?
It was couples movie night and Shizuo, along with Izaya of course, were invited.
Big mistake.
Shinra and Celty enjoyed having people over, but ever since they officially became a couple, hanging out with their single friends was a little awkward.
So when Celty learned that Shizuo and Izaya had finally gotten together, she jumped into the opportunity to have a couples night. She had met up with Izaya, the social one of the two, and asked him if they wanted to double date. Celty should have known that the moment Izaya answered an innocent "yes", without any other remark, that it was the sign of the impending doom she and Shinra would have to deal with.
The evening when they came over was as normal as usual, they went to go eat and the other couple bickered like usual. Izaya would say a snarky remark at Shizuo and the blond would follow it with a threat to hurt him (he couldn't threaten him with killing since Izaya would ban sex for a week).
So since the evening went relatively well, Shinra and Celty had decided to have a movie night as well and invited the couple back to their place. The brunette and blond looked at each other first before they nodded in affirmative.
Once they got into the apartment, the shift of personality in the other couple changed drastically. Unlike the constant bickering over nonsense, this time they went straight to the couch and cuddled. Shizuo had his arm around the brunettes waist, while Izaya had his head on the blonds chest, his hand laid on the blonds chest as well.
It had shocked both Shinra and her when they came back from the kitchen with snacks, but they brushed it off since they were a couple and couples do those kind of things, even Izaya and Shizuo (apparently).
Celty put the movie on and then went to sit next to Shinra, that's when things got... weird.
As the movie played Shinra and Celty felt confused when they began to hear some purring noises. When the purring continued they both noticed that the purring was coming from none other than the brunette. Shizuo hand had moved from the smaller man's waist to his hair, he kept sliding his hand softly through Izaya's hair and the brunette would happily make a purring noise when Shizuo would slightly scratch his scalp.
It was weird, but once again the couple decided to ignore the other odd couple and brought their attention back to the movie playing.
Sadly, it didn't last for long.
Before they knew it the purring changed to chuckles followed by soft whispers and accompanied with more chuckling. The whispers and chuckling were really starting to annoy Celty, she did want to watch the movie, and even though they weren't being loud, it was still loud enough to be distracting.
Things got worse as the movie went on, as the chuckling and whispering stopped, and was replaced by the sounds of kissing.
Both Celty and Shinra stiffened up in shock and horror, when the sounds of lips smacking together started. They tried their best to concentrate on the movie, but moans and groans began to go with the kissing sounds.
Celty heard Shinra sigh in annoyance, as the sounds became louder and louder.
'Do that again, only louder this time.' she typed and showed it to Shinra. He looked at her a bit puzzled and confused.
"You want me to sigh louder? Why?" he whispered, although he probably didn't have to since Izaya and Shizuo were still making out loudly.
'Well if they hear you sigh maybe they will hear you and get the message and stop.'
Shinra nodded and this time sighed as loud as he could, but the other couple were to absorbed in each other that they didn't hear or even care about their surroundings. Shinra tried multiples times to get them to stop, he sighed, coughed, sneezed, but nothing made them stop.
The movie was half way done by the time Celty and Shinra gave up on getting them to stop, the other couple would either be whispering and laughing or kissing and moaning, it was beyond creepy and annoying.
This time they both sighed in defeat (Celty sighed mentally), while they heard Izaya and Shizuo kiss and giggle.
Who would have thought that, behind doors the brunette and blond were so affectionate towards each other.
"Shizuo I want you right here and now" they heard Izaya whisper.
If Celty had a head she would have been beet red with embarrassment. Even though she didn't have head to show her embarrassment, the way she quickly typed her message sure did.
'Shinra! Stop them!' she began to panic and flail around when they both saw Izaya climb on Shizuo lap.
"Ahh mm... guys! Will you please stop, your scaring my lovely Celty!" Shinra finally yelled and Celty couldn't be happier.
Both Izaya and Shizuo looked at the other couple apologetic, or at least Shizuo was, Izaya just looked amused with the situation.
"Ahhh~ My apologies Celty and Shinra it seems that me and Shizu-chan forgot our manners. We will just go to your bedroom to finish what we started, while you guys finish the movie." Izaya said as he got off Shizuo lap.
Shinra eyes were practically coming out of their sockets in shock, while Celty hands flailed around beyond embarrassed.
"Izaya! You idiot stop playing around." Shizuo hit the smaller man lightly in the back of the head before he looked at Celty and Shinra.
"Um sorry about that, we forgot about you guys. Anyway we will leave now." the blond said awkwardly scratching the back of his head, before grabbing his lovers hand, who was laughing at the situation. They walked past the other couple, who were emotionally scarred by the situation, and Izaya waved a goodbye while exclaiming they should do this again some time.
Once they left all Celty could think, and she was sure Shinra would agree, was that they were never going to have Shizuo and Izaya over ever again.
Another one-shot inspired by drrr kink meme :). I really had fun with this one, I believe that Izaya would have no shame in situations like that lol. Anyway if any of you want to request something I would be happy to try and write something :).