Back in the mansion; Thomas and Fat Tony were still in the attic and playing Go Fish.
"Got any 4's?" said Thomas.
Tony shook his head.
"Go fish." said Fat Tony.
Just then they hear voices from down stairs.
"Are you sure it's in the attic?" SpongeBob's voice asked.
"Yes I am." Sandy' voice said. "Besides since we told G the story of Burger Beard he said he may have an idea for if he comes back."
The attic opened up and Spongebob climbed up and saw the two.
"What the?" said Spongebob.
Thomas and Fat Tony saw Spongebob.
"Oh, this is unfortunate." Said Thomas.
"I know." Fat Tony said.
Spongebob screamed before Sandy poked her head up and saw the two.
She became shocked before she and Spongebob left the attic.
Spongebob went to some type of fire alarm thing in glass labeled 'Break in case of fugitives hiding in the attic.'
He broke the glass and pushed the button and it went off.
Everyone in the manor heard the alarm.
They went to the attic.
"What is going on here?" said Bugs, "Did Owen break wind?"
"No, that alarm is still not used." Said Spongebob.
"Yeah." Duncan sai.
"SpongeBob an I saw two fugitives hiding in the attic." Sandy said.
Everyone gasped.
Mordecai and Rigby fake gasped.
"Say what? There are fugitives in our attic?" said Rigby.
"Who are the fugitives?" said Mordecai.
Thomas and Fat Tony left the attic with their hands up.
"Don't worry; we're only hiding from a dangerous alien. Mordecai and Rigby are allowing us to hide here until the alien leaves." Said Thomas.
Everyone looked at the two.
The blue jay and raccoon chuckled nervously.
"I have no idea what he's talking about." Said Mordecai.
"Me neither." Said Rigby.
Everyone approached Mordecai and Rigby mad.
However a explosion was heard and everyone turned to see A giant hole in the wall and Darkseid on a boulder.
"Well well Blue Bird we meet again." DarkSeid said.
Mordecai became shocked.
"How did he find us so easily?" said Mordecai.
"I used a phone book." Said Darkseid.
Everyone became shocked.
"But that failed miserably so I used an address book." Said Darkseid.
Everyone became shocked.
"But when that failed I forced it out of your friend Death." Darkseid said. "Now where is the Goat?"
Thomas had on a fake mustache.
"I don't know a goat." Said Thomas.
"Besides we will never tell you." Rugby said. "So go or I will scratch you jerk."
Darkseid is mad and his eyes glowed and fired his Omega Beam.
The Beam hits Rigby.
Everyone gasped in shock.
"An Omega Beam?" said Cyborg.
"First person to avoid that was Batman." Said Robin.
The Omega Beam vaporized Rigby.
"AHHHHHH!" He shouted and vanished.
Everyone gasped in shock.
"Next person to defy me dies." Said Darkseid, "Now where's Thomas?"
Thomas groaned before removing his fake mustache and approaching Darkseid with his arms out.
"You wanted me, I'm turning myself in." said Thomas.
Darkseid smiled.
"Smart choice my friend." Said Darkseid.
He used his Omega Beam and blasted Thomas and he vanished.
On Darkseid's planet he appeared in the lair and Thomas sees Rigby.
"Hey, you just got here?" said Thomas.
"Yeah, I just got here." Said Rigby.
A portal opened up and Darkseid emerged from it.
"And now, the torture begins." Said Darkseid.
Back on Earth; Mordecai became determined.
"Well I'm not going to let my friend's death be in vein. I'm going after Darkseid." Said Mordecai.
Everyone gasped.
"Are you crazy? Did you not see what just happened? He killed Rigby and Nicolai." Said Fat Tony.
Everyone else became confused.
"Nicolai? I thought his name was Thomas." Said Knuckles.
"He was a Russian spy." Said Mordecai.
Everyone started talking at once.
Mordecai pulled out a Megaphone and spoke into it.
"QUIET!" yelled Mordecai.
Everyone but Leo stopped talking.
"I'M ATTRACTED TO ROOKS SISTER ROOK SHAR!" yelled Leo.
He covered his mouth in shock after realizing that everyone stopped talking at once.
Everyone turned to Leo in shock.
"Say what?" said Knuckles.
"Oh, so it wasn't bad enough for you to become attracted to our own sister Karai, but now you've become attracted to one of Rook's sisters?" said Raph.
"Uh…no?" said Leo, "Well, I'm attracted to her like a friend, as in, some of us have friends that're girls and they're friends, and we're not dating the girls."
"That's a lot of info to get after hearing lots of people talking at once." Said Mikey.
G thought of something.
"Wait, you were attracted to Karai? That's stupid." Said G.
"That's coming out of a guy who dated Karai even though she turned out to be your adopted sister." Said Raph.
"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH!" everyone said.
"You just got burned man." Said Duncan.
He and Raph high fived each other.
G groaned.
"I should have seen all that coming?" said G.
"But still; Leonardo is attracted to someone that's not his own sister or my own daughter, that's pretty big." Said Splinter.
"Hey I did not know at the time she was my sister." G said, "How was I to know Karai was my sister? An did you four not know that as well at the time since you always battled her?"
Raph looked at his brothers.
"G has a point there." Raph said.
Salem started looking around.
"Hey, where's Sonic? By this time, he'd be spewing out lots of info on how to be a ladies man considering that Leo is now attracted to someone." Said Salem.
Everyone looked around.
"Come to think of it, I did not see Andy around neither." Heidi said.
"Randy." Said Theresa.
"Or Ben and we were going on a date today." Kai said.
"Can we worry about this after we save Thomas and Rigby?" G asked. "Darkseidi's powerful."
"Good point." Bugs said.
"Also I got something for you and Sandy." G said and gave the two something.
It was something that looked like the Astro Morpher.
"Astro Morphers?" Sandy asked.
"Actually I created these with Donnie's help to give your powers back after battling Burger Beard. Best part this is permanent." G said. "I also gave one to Squidward, Patrick, Krabs and Plankton."
SpongeBob smiled.
"G that is great." He said.
He then saw that Mordecai was gone.
"Hey, where'd the bird go?" said Spongebob.
Everyone heard a space ship taking off and lots of explosions.
"Nevermind." Said Spongebob.
"Well that's just great. What should we do now?" said Raph.
"I vote that we don't tell anyone that's very close to Mordecai about what all's going on." Said Dudley.
Professor Colosso was at a phone and it rang before a voice was heard.
"Hello?" CJ's voice said.
"CJ, sweetie, how's it going?" said Colosso.
CJ was confused.
"Um Colosso what is going on?" She asked
"Didn't see that coming." Said Mikey.
"Your honey bunny blue jay is going on a suicide mission and will most likely die." Said Colosso.
He pushed the play button on an iPod connected to a speaker system and suspenseful music played before Colosso pushed the pause button.
"Wow, that's a nice speaker system." Said Spongebob.
"Yeah." Said Mikey.
"Anyways, if he doesn't come back, would you be willing to go out with me? I'm already in my late forties, I'm a very hot and attractive villain turned into a pet rabbit, and I need to get married before my uncle dies so that I can inherit his fortune." Said Colosso.
However CJ zapped lightning at Colosso through the phone.
Colosso hung up the phone.
"She's playing hard to get." Said Colosso.
"She's playing 'I'd rather date a honey bunny blue jay then a hot and attractive forty year old villain turned into a rabbit who wants to inherit an almost dead uncle's fortune'." Said Mikey.
"Good one." Leo said.
"Where did that come from?" said Raph.