Chapter 18: Crazy Visitors Are Expected

Hungary made Slovenia start writing to Italy weekly and the states wrote to America and Canada daily. Ohio and Michigan said the others would come when it was least expected. Which according to America could be any second of the day.

Umbridge didn't like that the North American twins got about ten to twenty letters a day. Nor did she like that Romano would send Italy and Germany howlers riddled with cuss words. Unfortunately, there was two somethings she hated even more and they were Gilbert Beilschmidt and his awesome godson, Aleksander Zupan.

Writing to Italy just wasn't enough. Slovenia had to visit his dear friend and make sure he was okay. Of course Prussia being the awesomely responsible godfather he is just had to go along and supervise. Plus it gave him an excuse to be around Canada and Germany.

"ZE AWESOME GILBERT BEILSCHMIDT IS HERE!" he announced as he walked into the Great Hall during dinner.

"Prusija! Mati said if we were going to do this we had to be subtle." Slovenia scolded.

"Und now hyu are sounding like hyur unawesome vater, Aleksander." Prussia pointed out. "Und I thought mein godson vas awesome."

"Ja, I am, but I don't want to be on Mati's bad side. She's the reason Oče doesn't have a security system." Aleksander said before turning to Germany. "I'm sorry Nemčija. I just wanted to make sure Italija was safe. Your brother insisted on coming along."

"It's okay Slowenien." Germany told him. "Bruder! Can't you at least be quiet for once? I cannot handle your 'awesome' ego right now."

"Kesesseseess Vest, can't the awesome me have fun?" Prussia asked before noticing Canada. "Birdie! I've missed hyu! Hyu make the awesomest pancakes. Can hyu make the awesome me some pancakes before me und mein awesome godson leave?"

"Prusse, vous êtes un idiot. Si je vous fais des crêpes, allez-vous partir?" Canada asked.

"Ja, I'll leave." Gilbert replied.

"Then, oui, I'll make you some pancakes." Matthew said. "But you'll have to wait."

"Kesessesees Hyu're ze best Birdie!" the former nation cheered.

"Tais-toi, connard." Canada growled.

"Hyu're so cute vhen hyu're angry, Birdie." Gilbert teased. "Unless hyu have ze hockey stick. Zen hyu're scary."

"Alors je dois être la personne la plus mignonne sur Terre en ce moment." Canada replied sarcastically.

"Ja hyu are." Prussia told him. "Hyu are one of ze awesomest people I know, besides my awesome self."

"Pouvez-vous être plus narcissique? Maia merci, Prusse." Canada said.

"Bitte, Birdie." Gilbert replied. He leaned close to Canada so the younger nation was the only one who could hear what he was saying. "Ich liebe dich, Kanada."

Canada turned bright red and buried his face in Kumajirou's fur. Gilbert smirked at the Canadian's response. Canada gestured the former nation closer.

"Je te aime aussi, la Prusse." he whispered.

"Are you two done professing your love for each other?" America asked. "I speak German and French along with a lot of other languages, remember? Hey, Feli."

"Ve~ sí?" the Italian asked.

"The Bad Touch Trio's gonna become the Bad Touch Duo." the Anerican told him. "Because Frenchy's gonna kill Gilbert. On a happy note, Ludwig and I are going to be in-laws now."

Canada face palmed while Italy got excited and yelled the news to Germany, Slovenia, Russia, and England in Italian. America just sat there laughing as hard as he could while Prussia looked ready to beat the American to death then strangle the Italian.

"I hate you sometimes." Canada told his brother causing a grin to spread across America's face.

"Come on, Feli. Let's go write to Francis and my states." Alfred said.

"Ve~ okay. Big brother is going to be so-a happy." Italy cheered.

"Alfred, don't you dare write to Papa." Matthew ordered. "Non! I'll kill you both!"

"Why don't you and your new boyfriend go make out or something. Besides, it's better that he finds out sooner rather than later." America pointed out.

"Hem, hem."

America groaned, Italy screamed and jumped into Germany's arms, Slovenia pulled out a knife, Kumajirou growled, Germany reached for his gun, Canada got into a defensive positition, and Prussia reached for his nonexistent sword. The dreaded toad herself was standing there in all her hideousness.

"What exactly is going on here?" she demanded.

"Ve~ go away orribile cagna." Italy ordered. He was back to normal for the most part, but he did get a little snappy around Umbridge and Malfoy.

"I think a detention should fix your language, Mr. Vargas." she said.

"Nien! You vill not go near Feli, saumensch." Ludwig growled.

"Aller ramper dans en trou et mourir, salope stuipde. Vous blessé mom frére. Vous êtes chaneux vous n'êtes pas morts." Canada growled.

"What did you just say?" she asked.

"He told you to go crawl in a hole and die, stupid bitch." Alfred translated. "No go fuck off before I call someone that can unleash his best friend, the devil."

"Ja, hyu're not velcome here." Prussia agreed. "I can visit mein awesome boyfriend und mein bruder vhenever I vant."

"No sir, the Ministry does not allow Muggles into the castle." Umbridge said cooly.

"Fuck ze Ministry und fuck hyu. First hyu hurt cute little Feli und mein friend Alfred, zen hyu try to keep me avay from mein bruder und mein awesome Birdie. Hyu don't haf ze authority to do zis." Prussia replied. "Mein awesome godson und ze awesome me vill visit our awesome friends vhenever ve vant to und zere's nozing hyu can do about it.

Umbridge didn't like that. Unfortunately she couldn't do anything about it because Prussia wasn't a student. She sulked off. A grin of victory spread across everyone's faces before Alfred jumped up and dragged Feliciano off to write a letter to France, Mexico, and the states. Canada didn't say anything. He just reburied his face in Kumajirou's fur.

"I'm so telling Mati and Oče you have a boyfriend, Prusija." Slovenia told the ex-nation as the left. "Mati will be so excited. Then she will hit you with her frying pan for not telling her you were going to ask him out."

"Kesessesees I vasn't exactly planning on a date to do it." Prussia said.

"Are you guys going to get married?" Aleksander asked his godfather.

"I don't know. Ve haf to see how it all vorks out." Gilbert replied.

"Are his provinces personified like Mr. America's states?"

"Kesessesees I don't know kid. Vhat's vith all zese questions?"

"I just want to get to know my future step godfather." Slovenia explained.

The former nation sighed. "Hyu are hyur mutter's sohn."

PruCan and sassy Canada. And yes, Prussia is Slovenia's godfather. It was between him and Switzerland and you know Austria doesn't want to admit he still wants to be Switzerland's friend. I don't think I'm going to have Canada's provinces or Mexico's estados appear because I'm American and know very little about both. So that's for you imagination. Let me translate all this French for you. Just a warning, I used google translate because all I know is English and some Spanish. And a little German and Italian.

Translations:

French-

Prusse, vous êtes un idiot. Si je vous fais des crêpes, allez-vous partir? = Prussia, you're an idiot. If I make you pancakes, will you leave?

Tais-toi, connard. = Shut up, asshole/bastard

Alors je dois être la personne la plus mignonne sur Terre en ce moment = Then I must be the cutest person on Earth right now

Pouvez-vous être plus narcissique? Mai's merci = Can you be any more narcissistic? But thanks.

Aller ramper dans un trou et mourir, salope stuipde. Vous blésse mon frére. Vous êtes chaneux vous n'êtes morts = Go crawl in a hole and die, stupid bitch. You hurt my brother. You're lucky you're not dead.

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