Chapter 27: Busted

The DA was meeting again and Harry was showing them patronuses. The nations caught on easily. America's was an eagle, Canada's was a polar bear, Germany's was a dog, and Italy's was a cat. Germany was making his dog chase Italy's cat, causing the Italian to laugh. America was trying to land his eagle on Canada's bear, but Matthew kept directing it away from the bird of prey and laughing at Alfred's frustrated look.

In other news, Dean Thomas had joined after Harry's interview and this was his first meeting. Of course Umbridge had a total bitch fit and banned the Quibbler. The Gryffindors, Ravenclaws, and Hufflepuffs ignored this and enchanted their copies to look like blank pages to anyone that wasn't them. And England had gotten rid of all traces of that article on nations. There wasn't a piece of wvidenxe to prove it existed.

"Ve~ Luddy, look at the cute-a kitty!"Italy squealed as he pointed his wand in random directions.

"Ja, I see." Germany replied, a smile on his face. He was pleased to see that Italy was enjoying training and he had to admit it was fun too.

"Ve~ this is fun!" Feli cheered. "Now if only regular training was like this."

"Perhaps ve can vork something out." Ludwig told him.

Italy's patronus disappeared as he lost focus. "Really? Gratzie Luddy!"

He threw his arms around the German, causing his patronus to disappear too. Germany hesitantly hugged his friend back. Canada groaned and pulled out an American twenty dollar bill and handed it to his brother. The American bet that Germany and Italy would move foreward in their relationship before the end of the school year.

"Wait until I tell Kiku it's offical. He's been waiting since 1939 for this to happen." America whispered to Canada, loud enough for Germany and Italy to hear.

They quickly pulled away. Germany went up to Alfred and started lecturing him in German to keep his nose out of people's personal lives. Canada made a joke about America just being jealous because he had no romantic life. That caused Alfred to start, or attempt to start a fight with his brother. But eventually he stopped because he knew if he started a fight with Matthew, the Canadian would start pointing out his flaws and not stop until the American was in tears.

Before anything else could be said, a house elf appeared and said something to Harry. It sounded like some kind of warning. Everybody stopped and watched. Suddenly the elf yelled, "Yes, Harry Potter, yes!" Harry yelled at them to run. Everybody ran for the door, but Feliciano was already in England's office. The other three joined his five minutes later.

The Englishman and Russian looked at them, distracted from their meeting with Professor McGonagall. "What the bloody hell are you gits doing here?"

Italy started blubbering in Italian, sobbing, and clinging to the island nation. Germany tried to pry him off, but the Italian decided England was the only one who could protect him from Umbridge. Canada tried to explain the situation, but his voice wasn't that loud to begin with and it was drown out by Feliciano's wails. On top of that, he was speaking in rapid Canadian French so England wouldn't have been able to understand it. The Britishman's French was limited and he refused to learn anymore than he already knew because of a certain French neighbor of his.

"Italien, if you do not settle down, you vill run laps. Und I vill add ten everytime I have to tell you." Ludwig yelled.

"Ve~ mi dispiace Doitsu! Don't be-a mad, per favore!" he begged. "I don't want-a to run!"

Alfred turned to Arthur. "Now to answer your question, that damn bitch discovered that thing we told you about and we need a place to hide."

"Not so fast, Mr. Jones." a snide, annoying voice ordered. "I came here to get Minerva, but I suppose the four of you can come with us along with you, Arthur."

The five nations stood in the Headmaster's office l, along with Harry, McGonagall, Dumbledore, a Ravenclaw girl, Umbridge, the Minister of Magic, and two other guys that England identified as aurors, otherwise known as the magic police. Suddenly, green flames appeared in the fireplace and three teenagers stepped out, a girl and two boys. The girl had shoulder length blond hair and olive green eyes. She was arguing with the younger of the two boys that had messy brown hair and warm brown eyes. The other boy was the oldest out of the three and he had brown hair and violet eyes. He was going on about syrup, but was ignored by his companions.

"Annabell, Andrew, seriously! I need you to declare your support before I declare syrup war on Uncle Mattie." he whined.

"Oh grow up Henry. Daddy said to stop trying to declare war on Uncle Mattie." Annabell scolded. "Y'all are gonna give him an ulcer. And I told you Texy, just cause I'm into Voodoo doesn't mean I can't use floo powder."

"Whatever, Lou. Let's just find him so I can get to the rodeo. Sadie'll get hurt if she goes by herself and Padre will kill me if that happens." Andrew replied. "What are y'all waitin' for?"

"No wonder Daddy named his glasses after you. You're a pain in the ass who can't appreciate good food." Louisiana snapped.

"Y'all are just like that French man and not everyone enjoys Cajun. I'd rather have Janice shove her Mormon ideaology down my throat than eat that everyday." Texas growled.

"Now let's not fight. Let's go have some nice Vermont maple syrup and go pet a moose. I'm sure I can call Montpelier from here." Vermont suggested.

"Not now Monty!" the two southern states cried in unison.

America rolled his eyes and walked up to the group. The three looked shocked, but Louisiana wrapped her father in a hug and started speaking in Creole about how her father was so cute as a kid. Umbridge gave her annoying little cough and the three states looked at her. Pure rage appeared on their faces.

Texas and Vermont gave her a cold look before disappearing. Louisiana approached her, yanked a handful of hair from her head, and deposited it in a Ziploc bag, muttering about how it should be more than enough. The two boys reappeared, wearing mischievous expressions. Texas turned to the road.

"Tenemos una sorpresa para usted, perra estupida." he told her.

The three bid America goodbye and left. Umbridge went back to accusing Dumbledore of treason to the Ministry. The nation's were outraged, especially England. Russia had to restrain America from pulling his gun on the Minister and Umbridge. This resulted in the American screaming insults at the Russian, mainly "Fucking Communist Bastard."

When Fudge went to arrest Dumbledore, the headmaster knocked the Ministry officials out and told McGonagall, Arthur, and Ivan to take care of the students. He disappeared as the officals came to. The idiot Ministry workers ran off and McGonagall sent the two human and four nation students to their dormitories.

I meant to update earlier, but when I tried to it came up as a 503 error. I wasn't even allowed in doc manager until an hour ago. The next update will probably be next weekend. And here's the only thing I really need to translate: "Tenemos una sorpresa para usted, perra estupida." means "We have a surprise for you, stupid bitch." Thank you to my reviewers and followers. I don't own Harry Potter or Hetalia.