Chapter 29: Worse Bodyguards Ever
"What do you mean you've been sacked?" America demanded.
"I'm actually surprised it didn't happen sooner." England replied. "We haven't exactly been subtle. Besides, it's not like Russia and I are getting sent to Azkaban. They can't do that."
"I don't care about the damn Commie, but you're the one that knows about this magic stuff."
"Look America, don't be a git. It's just for a couple more days. Then you never have to come back." the Englishman said flatly. "It was a mistake coming here. Luckily, I have a plan to fix all this. Next time you see me, my plan will be completed. I just have to talk with Norway and Romania."
America slammed his head down on the desk. "So you're giving up?"
"Quitting while I'm ahead actually. Sometimes you just need to know when to cut your losses." England answered as he stuck the mirror in his suitcase. "Tell the others I'll be holding onto their work until you're done. Come on Russia. We need to leave before that woman returns with aurors and has thrown in Azkaban."
The Russian came down from his room with a bottle of vodka and a suitcase. He turned to the American. "I will see you at next meeting, da? It will be so nice to be able to hit you with my pipe. I will clean it just for you, Amerika."
"I'll make sure I stock up on bullets just for you Commie."
England rolled his eyes as Russia laughed. The island nation grabbed his suitcase and gestured for Russia to follow. "See you after the school year ends, git. Tell the others I had to leave."
"Ve~ what's wrong?" Italy asked.
"That bitch sacked Iggy and the Commie. Now we're the last line of defense." America replied. "I heard she tried to have Hagrid arrested, McGonagall's in the hospital, and Dumbledore's on the lam. Have you seen Mattie?"
"No. Have you seen Luddy?" Feli asked.
America shook his head. The Italian started crying because he didn't know where his ally was. America would've calmed him down, but he was worried about his brother. Umbridge made England and Russia leave. America wouldn't put it past her to send Canada and Germany away.
"What if she'a sent them away?" Italy blubbered.
"I don't know. If she did, that means we're next." America replied.
"Next for vhat?" Germany asked as he sat beside Italy.
"Ve~ Luddy!" the Italian cried as he threw his arms around the German. "Alfred and I thought that horrible woman sent you and Matthew away like she did to Arthur and Ivan."
"What do you mean she sent Arthur and Ivan away, eh?" Canada asked in alarm.
"She sacked them and threatened to send them to wizard jail." America replied.
"This is bad." Canada said. "Harry and a bunch of his friends just left for London to rescue Sirius Black."
"What?" America asked.
"Ja und zere is nothing ve can do now." Germany replied. "Some body guards ve are."
The four nations looked miserable. They knew now that England was gone, they could do absolutely nothing. They couldn't even go after him. They knew very little useful magic and they weren't on their territory, so there was no way to easily get to London. All they could do was hope for the best. On the plus side, Umbridge was nowhere to be found.
The next day, the nations discovered the six that went to the ministry came back safely, for the most part, Umbridge had been abducted by centaurs, and Dumbledore was back. They also heard that Sirius Black had been killed and the Ministry finally accepted Voldemort's return.
They were heading back to London in a few days and England would be meeting them at Platform Nine and Three Quarters so he could change them back to their normal selves. He had wrote them saying he had spoken with Romania and Norway and they came up with a plan to save their secret and fix all their mistakes.
All they wanted to do was go home. The four them agreed this was a huge mistake. Together they wrote a letter, telling Harry that the entire world had his back in the war to come and left it at that. They knew he wouldn't know what it meant, but he didn't need to.
Epilogue: It's For the Best
Canada, America, Italy, and Germany stepped off the train and approached England. Said Brit was grumpier than usual, but they figured he'd been like that the past few days and would be like that until Voldemort was defeated. Surprisingly, Romania and Norway were there. The Romanian smiled at them.
"Alo. So. Did you like Hogwarts?" he asked.
The four nodded as England ushered the group through the barrier into the Muggle world. The members of the Magic Trio grabbed the wrists of the four de-aged nations and disappeared with a crack. The next thing they knew, they were in England's basement.
The Englishman ushered them into a pentagram he had drawn earlier and said the spell, transforming them back to normal. He cleared his throat. "Thank you all for attending Hogwarts this year. You will not be returning. Now that it's all said and done, I realize it was a huge mistake to go. Our secret was very much compromised and it's amazing we weren't discovered. Which is why Romania, Norway, and I will be wiping their memories of us."
"It's the only vay." Romania added.
"That's okay dudes. We really didn't communicate with anyone anyway. It's probably for the best." America said. "Anyway, see y'all at the next meeting."
And with that, the four non-magic nations filed out of England's basement, leaving the Magic Trio to perform their spell.
I couldn't think of a better ending, sorry. I just combined the last two chapters because they were short. This kind of became a crack fic and I didn't mean for that to happen. Sorry about that. But if you've stuck til the end, thank you. There will be no sequel and this is the end. I don't own Hetalia or Harry Potter. Thank you all for reading, following, favoring, and reviewing. Again, I'm sorry for the poor ending and the fact it became a crack fic.