Hello lovelies! Sorry for the slow/lack of updates, I'm super busy with school at the moment. However, I managed to get this typed little by little until POOF a new chappie was completed~ :D

So anyways, enjoy~


Sasori watched from his perch on the ledge of a tall building, narrowing his red eyes as he spotted the blonde angel and Hidan chatting casually and eating lunch at an outdoor café. 'What is he doing out with the brat?' He wondered, disappearing in a puff of red smoke before appearing across the street from them to get a better look.

"Ah, fuck~ It feels nice being out of that shithole of a cabin and being clean for once." Hidan sighed contently as he leaned back on his chair to relax, basking in the warm sun on his pale skin. It wasn't overly cold today as it had been for weeks, with the warmth of the sun, it was actually a nice day to get out of the house and do some proper shopping.

Deidara smiled to himself at the dramatic change in the albino, nodding his head and taking a sip of his tea as it was handed to him. "It is nice, un." He replied, his eyes glancing over lazily to the redhead who had decided to interrupt their lunch. "Tsk. It was nice anyways." He mumbled, shooting the redhead a sharp look.

Sasori put a hand over his heart in false hurt. "You wound me, brat." He sighed, his lips curling into his signature sly smirk. His red eyes flicking between the two males giving him venomous looks.

"The fuck do you want, prick?"

"Oh, Hida-chan. Now what did I ever do to deserve such cruel words from you~?" He asked innocently.

Hidan could've laughed at the question. What hadn't the asshole done would've been a better question. He simply rolled his magenta eyes and snorted from his nose as he reached over and took a bite of his sandwich. "'Et the f'ck outta 'ere." Hidan mumbled with a mouth full of food, taking his attention off of Sasori whose face crinkled in disgust at the albino's poor table manners.

Ignoring both the albino and blonde, he took a seat next to Deidara, to his cringe. "So, what's up with you? Why the sudden change in deciding to leave you house and shower? Though I do agree you needed to bathe." He said boredly, eyeing the Jashinist and stealing one of Deidara's fries.

Deidara slapped his hand away before he could steal another one, earning him a sigh and side smirk from the redhead. Hidan glanced up at Sasori lazily before shrugging and taking a swig of his soda. "None of your damn business, red."

"It's Sasori. I know you've only got half of a properly functioning brain, if that, but come on; it's not that hard." He said, slightly annoyed. He sighed as Hidan simply flipped him the bird and continued stuffing his face.

Glancing over at Deidara again, he swiftly stole a sip of his tea. "Will you get the hell out of here and stop stealing my food, yeah?!" The blonde hissed, glaring sharply at the demon beside him who continued to stare at him with bedroom eyes and an amused smirk playing on his lips.

"Hm, nope~" He said in a sing along voice as he reached over and successfully took another fry from the irritated blonde angel.

Deidara gave an exasperated sigh and pinched the bridge of his nose in annoyance. "I hate you, un."

"I know, brat. I hate you too."

The angel glared at the redhead and huffed, continuing to eat his lunch. He ignored the infuriating demon as best he could, cringing and shooting Sasori a death glare every time their fingers brushed together as the redhead continued eating from the blonde's basket of fries.

Once they had finished their lunch, Hidan and Deidara had hoped Sasori would leave them alone to enjoy the rest of their day, to their dismay, the redhead continued to follow them wherever they went. The trio finished their shopping fairly quickly, ignoring Sasori every time he would speak or try to spark a reaction from the other two males.

As they were walking down the street, Sasori decided to poke the wound on the blonde's neck. "Hm, does it still hurt, brat?" He asked curiously, cocking his head to the side and smirking smugly at the hiss the blonde gave as he poked it harder.

Deidara grabbed the redhead's wrist as he went to poke it again, shooting him a harsh glare. "Yes. It does, un." He said through clenched teeth as he shoved Sasori away from him.

"I see." Sasori chuckled to himself and moved closer to the blonde, wrapping one of his arms around the blonde's slender waist and pulling him to his side. Giving him an alluring grin and showing off his razor sharp teeth as he gazed at the blonde with his crimson eyes filled with desire. "I could give you so much more than just a little bite, Dei-da-ra-chan~" He whispered huskily into the blonde's ear before giving the outer shell a slow, sensual lick.

Deidara's glare faltered as he shivered at the demon's tone. The look he was giving him was almost enough to let the demon have his way with him. Almost. He let out a small yelp of surprise as the redhead's hand slipped down to his ass, giving a good grope to his cheeks. Deidara scowled and shoved the redhead again, harder this time as he stumbled to regain his balance. He huffed and continued walking with Hidan as he tried to hide his blush.

Sasori snickered to himself and easily caught up to the duo once again. "So have you decided to ditch this brat and ridiculous religion and come back to Hell with me?" He asked, glancing boredly over to Hidan who wore a scowl similar to the blonde's.

"Piss off." Was his simply reply.

The redhead raised a brow at the albino's new confidence in the way he spoke and held himself. Could he have found out already? Well that's no fun~ Sasori sighed melodramatically before grinning wickedly at Hidan. "That's too bad. Seems you'd rather not be reunited with your lover." He took in the Jashinist's clenched fists and tenseness, amusement crossing his face as he continued. "You do realize just because you have some contact with him in your dreams doesn't mean you're actually with him, right? That would require you to come to Hell if you truly wanted to be with him for all eternity."

Deidara's eyes widened slightly as he looked over to the demon. He knows? And he's still as cocky and arrogant as he's always been which doesn't make sense since he's lost the upper hand! Or has he? Does that bastard have something else planned? Tsk. It's Sasori. Of course he does. Damned bastard.

Sasori's eyes flicked over to meet the blonde's, a smug smirk making its way to his lips as he winked at the angel. He snickered to himself at the disgusted look on the other male's face coupled with the pink dusted cheeks he clearly didn't want to be there. He's so cute.

Sasori glanced up at the sky and closed his eyes, sighing as they approached the albino's cabin. "Well, I'll be going." He grinned at the other two as Hidan fished out the keys and fumbled with the lock. He grunted, ignoring Sasori as he entered the house, leaving the door cracked for Deidara.

Deidara eyed the demon and gave a relieved sigh. "Finally, un."

Sasori pouted and nuzzled the blonde's neck, much to the other's distaste. "You're so cruel, brat~" He half whined. Smirking as he wrapped his arms around the blonde, holding the smaller male's arms to his side as he chuckled lowly. "I'll catch you around, Dei-chan~" He purred, giving the blonde's neck wound a slow lick.

Deidara gasped as a shiver of pleasure slithered down his spine. He tilted his head to the side instinctively to allow the redhead better access. Why did that feel so good?! He wondered, a breathy moan passing his lips as the redhead began gently sucking on the lacerations. He swirled his tongue over them, drinking in all of the gasps and small moans passing his rosy lips as he continued his ministrations.

Deidara finally came to his senses as he heard a low grunt from the redhead. His cheeks heated up and he quickly shoved the redhead away from him, placing a hand over his neck as it began throbbing in pain at the loss of contact. He hissed at the pain and glared sharply at the demon.

Sasori wiped his mouth of saliva and smirked slyly at the blonde, taking a few steps closer to him and tilting his chin up with one finger as he examined the inflamed injury. "Demon bites aren't average wounds, brat. They react to the demon who made them. Each one reacting differently depending on the demon's desires." His smirk grew to a grin at the blonde's mix of confusion and surprise expression. "In other words," He grabbed the blonde's wrist and moved his hand from the marking, giving it a quick lick, satisfied with the shiver from the other male. "if I want it to feel good when I touch it, it will." His grin grew sadistic as he narrowed his cold crimson eyes at the blonde and licked again, relishing in the delicious cry of pure pain from the blonde. "Or I could make it the most painful experience of your life."

Deidara glared up at the demon, panting slightly and yanking his wrist from the redhead's grasp. "Bastard, un." He grumbled, placing his hand over the wound once more.

Sasori laughed darkly before grinning and roughly grabbing the blonde's chin, yanking him closer and forcing their eyes to meet. "Don't think you're going to beat me, Deidara. I'm always one step ahead of you." And with that said, he smirked smugly at the angel one last time before disappearing in a puff of red smoke leaving behind a horrified Deidara.

He stood there staring blankly at the spot Sasori stood, still clutching his aching neck wound before straightening up and cursing under his breath. That bastard! He should've known Sasori would pull out all the stops on a mission of this importance. He'd thought the redhead had lost the upper hand, but in reality, he'd always had it from the start. Take one thing away from him and he's got three other plans ready to take its place. He was cunning, manipulative, deceitful, and downright cruel.

Damn he was good.


Sasori you sneaky bastard. Poor Dei, I've been so cruel to him~ Don't think I'll stop now...or will I? Hm, he deserves a break, but I don't think he'll be getting one anytime soon. ;3

Anywhoo~ I hope you all enjoyed! Don't forget to review and have a beautiful day~