Levi watched in horror while tremor flooded his body. He stared into the cold lifless eyes of his once beloved petra, He remembered all of their past experiences and he recollected their love for each other. But suddenly Levi Awoke in cold sweat.. But it wasn't sweat becuase he's a VAMPIRE (YES THAT'S RIGHT THIS WAS ONLY A DREAM!) Petra had passed away several months ago, Ever since then levi had experienced constant relapses of his PTSD. Levi had changed since then he was different, He finally realized who he was and remembered that he was indeed a vampire!

Levi leapt out of his pink velvet glittery coffin. He applied hispurple glamourous mascara, deep blue eyeshadow, black coaly eyeliner (same color as his soul), and hot pink blush. and cuaght a glimpes of a pale figure in the mirror, A Sexy figure one that looked sort of like goth version of Hatsune Miku but with levi's face and hair color. he began pulling on his neon green fish nets, and then he put on a neon pink, glittery, fish net top. he then pulled on a shimmery leather skirt and a corsette with pink hearts on it. And levi replied in with a hint of envy in his voice "FABULOUS".

Levi had a big day today.. He was returning to the scouting legion to begin serving his people and fighting for humanity again. only now levi would be doing in style after all since petra died he became FABULOUS.

The air was sharp and crisp like a potato chip. The trees shook and shed their leaves. Levi was ready. He walked down the isle and opened the glistening doors of the Scouting ligeon HQ there he was greeted by shocked faces…

Eren: DUDE WHO DA FUCK IS DAT HOTTIE?!

Armin: *Deep Sigh* Ugh i think that like.. Levi or something… Ugh

Jean: *Singing along to overly loud music* "Against the wall you just fuck me in the hall" (Blood begins to spill from Jean's ears)

Levi noticed Eren's new chocolaty skin as it glistened in the sun as-well as jean neon blue hair and black attire. Levi jeered however at Armin's black eyeliner and new Try-Hard rebel personality.

Levi: Argh, I don't like being noticed.. Just leave me alone faggots.

(Ervin Aproaches Levi)

Ervin: Whoa levi you look.. So… So… FABULOUS!

Levi: I KNOW RIGHT?, Wait i mean fuck off fuck boy. I don't like being noticed.

(Levi jumps on his horse Scruffy and rides into the sunset.)

By now i'm sure you've noticed alot of characters are different.. Well in a span of few months alot can change for instance Eren picked up anime, He watched so much that he only speaks in broken japanese and internet talk. However after becoming Weeb Trash he began stealing from Anime stores throughout the kingdom. He stole mostly naruto cosplay. He stole so much infact that he became black. After seeing his new skin pigment he decided since he was like the only fucking black person in this whole racist kingdom he decided he would set the trends and also became a first order of business was to change his last name to Gaeger. so to sum it up Eren Gaeger is now a black weeaboo hipster.

(This is the part where i remind you to keep your comments and criticisms to your self faggots.)

Armin is now Goth.

(fuck off)

Jean Has become a scene kid and people now refer to him as Sean because he has Neon blue hair , black clothing, and listens to BOTDF constantly.