Authors Note: Welp here's another chapter of my masterpiece. As-always thanks for reading and keep your shit too yourself.

The entirety of the scouting legion was gathered in the planning room. They all sat infront of a giant green map. It was as green as Levi's neon fish-net pants (FABULOUS). Levi sat sexily across from Reihner , Bertel, and Annie whom had come to be known as the Retard Trio.

Annie who was blind and deaf simply looked at the battle plan and screeched like a wounded animal. Reihner twitched in agreement letting his parkinsons take control and giving Bertel a firm slap on the ass. Bertel blushed and blurted out "I HAVE A MASSIVE ERECTION".

However this was of no new surprise to the scouting legion, Infact they just shrugged it off like it was the Norm. Though Levi, still getting used to the scouting legion, scowled and scoffed at the three whom he had never liked in the first place. "Attention" Ervin called as he winked at Levi. Levi felt a cold chill run down his spine as he shook with utter disgust. "Our plan is simple" he explained "We're going to try to take back wall maria… Again…"

"We already tried that… It failed" shouted levi "We lost like ten fucking people.."

Ervin replied again winking at Levi "This time we have a secret weapon…"

,"And what's that?"

, "We're going to use Eren Gaeger"

Levi glared at Ervin with discontent and brutally replied "Like holy shit, Are you retarded? We already tried that.. That's like the exact fucking thing we tried last time…"

,"No….We Tried it with Eren Jaeger last time… Now we have Eren Gaeger.. He's black so it's like Plus 10 strength and speed boost."

"Yap… we're fucked..",

(L8R)

Eren: LIKE THIS IS SO NOT KAWAII

Armin: HOLY SHIT EREN NOW'S NOT THE TIME.

Mikasa: Am i the only one who thinks this is fucked up? We've tried this already! I almost died last time?

Eren: GOD Shut the fuck up mikasa you just be jealous of my Desu.

Mikasa: Don't pretend to speak Asian! I'm the only one here whose actually fucking Asian.

Sean: C'mon fuck boys, We gotta get to the wall so we patch up that hole. That way i can get to

the BOTDF concert on time.

Armin: Ugh… Fuck this is the part where Scean starts singing…

Sean: *Singing*

Your voice is a weapon,

In case to fend for your life.

My music is a lesson,

If you plan to survive.

No guts; no glory

So I'm going in hard

No fear; got an army

Mikasa: Jesus , shut the fuck up. We have a mission to complete.

Eren: Like holy shit Mikasa wheren't you like just talking about how this mission was so not Desu?

Armin: Yea like-

(Armin turns and hears a distant cry)

Annie: Bllllaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaauuuuuuuuuuuurgh

Bertel: I'M A HOMOSEXUAL

Reiner: Yes we ar- I mean… Yes you are…

(Reiner beheads a titan)

Annie: Bllluuuuuargh! Eeerrrrruuuuugh! Llliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiaaaaaaaaaaauuuuurgh!

Bertel: Anie's right we have to regroup

(The Retard Trio Regroups with Eren, Mikasa, Armin and Sean)

Armin: What the fuck are you guys doin.. Like shouldn't you be with Levi and Ervin's unit?

Reiner: They told us to support yours.

Bertel: TEHY WANT US TO SEAL OF THE WALL WITH YOU

Eren: None of this would've happend if not that colossal titan! That thing is so not DESU

Reiner: Yeah. I'll make that thing pay. Once i figure out who it is..

Bertel: IT'S ME RIENER DON'T YOU REMEMBER? YOU'RE ALSO THE ARMORED TITAN AND ANNIE'S A TITAN TOO

(Reiner shocked at this outburst glares at the Other four memember to see if they had reacted, Luckily for them however most people Ignore the Retard Trio as was the case with Sean, Armin, Eren, and Mikasa.)

Eren: Alright kawaii crew. It's like go time.

End Authors Note: i r hoped u like my wrtinig im doing better now. Can't wait for the next chapter.