Author's note: k thnx for reading the last chap. it means a lot if you like but if you don't then fuck a duck.

The titan fightinsg continue. it was rough, hard, and a tramtic experience for a lot of them.( Lol it sounds seXUAL RIGHT?(

"Guys you need to stop slacking off…" Mikasa said to group that were acting like bakas as usual.

"dgahsJHSJH D" That one ceepy blonde girl replied back with because she ddn't like how Mikasa was like talking.

"Exactly! Ughhhhhhhhh!" Arman frowned loudly..

"Hhhhhhhhhhhh we need need Eren! :'(" Sean wa made because e might miss is daily writ slitting.

*off some place away from some fuck boys*

Eren was by himself, standing in a tree as the summer breeE blew through his dark hair(which was almost as dark as his skin) it looked kinda badass but not many people would think that because Eren isn't a good mane character. He huffed, thinking.

"Watashi can't fail this time! We must gain back the land that was truly ours! Im Eren Gaeger and I can accomplish anything through the power of DDDDEEESSSSUUUUUUUUU!111" the half titan boy screeched before biting a huge ass chunk out of his thumb.

With a blinding flash if lightning, he had transformed! His titan form had built more muscle mass than before and had the same brown skin color as the boy. It had also evolved Nyan~ neko neko ears and a neko tail! ( so kawaii am I right?! =^.^=) he had rosey pibk bows on his forearms and toned black legs. He had lush pink eye shadow and red blush all of his ass cheeks. He was ready to fight the trains now...

"OCHINCHIN!" Gaeger bellowed, his voice ringing through the orest.

*someother gay ass place*

"Wtf, I smell black crotch hair.." Levi's face contorted in disgust and blinked in confusion at the roar.

"It's Gaeger! He's transformed :O" Ervin cried out happily, te plan was working!

"We got to check on him or he's probably going to fuck something up," Levi groaned and set of towards the noise.

-*back to eren*

With his newly unlocked titan powers Eren ran forwaddb and swatted a titan head of with his neko neko Nyan tail. He hissed like a pussy and tried to kill anothe titan.

"KYYYYYAAAA~~~~~~" he not so gracefully pounced in the air and tea bagged a titan with his non exist an balls.

The titan bitted down on his crotch and the darker titan yowled in pain.

"Duh fuck..." Levi ha enter the scene at just the wiring time.

Ervin kinda just breathed down Levi's neck and his eyebrow twitched in disgruntlement.

The others ha regrouped of the same area, watching Eren get his crotch bit by a titan.

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"Lol wtf. XD" Seab sobbed a laugh at the titan boy's pain. Pain caused him joy. Sean knew no joy.

Mikasa growled like a hungered wolf and attacked the other titan. She sliced it's napewith ones lean cut and it let go of Eren's crotch. Eren dedigivoled and turned into his usual weeb trash self, but his crotch was throbbing(and not in the good way :( )

"That wa a fucking failure like I said it would!" The midget vampire sneered, itching a fish netted thigh.

Ervin was too busy watching the Retard Trio make their way over, Berterl was starting to hump Reiner as Annie was gnawing at a tree branch.

"This is bull shit, I'm out fagtards." And with that remark, the majestic drag queen flew out of view.

*a bar some place else and it's kinda late but not too late because Levi has a bed time or his vampire powers will run low*

The dark haired man sat at the bar of the bar in the bar, still in his fabulous attire from before. He would have smelled like sweat from what ha happened but he can't because he's a vampire. He need to get his mind off of things as he started to feel another PTSD attck coming up. He started to order very strong shots and continued to swallow them down quickly. He was pretty wasted by te couple he had whn someoe smelly took a seat next to him.

"Wow..! That's a lot of shots you've had so far, I think you should have more." The guy man said.

Levi squinted more than usual somehow and threw up a little in his mouth. That voice sounded...

Familiar! :OOOOO