A/N: Okay... I just had to do this. I like singing and songs and so I thought 'hey! Why not make Hetalia songs?' So I guess these are my versions of popular songs, Hetalia style. My own character songs for them!
So yeah, another Italy song. Well I can totally see Italy singing this. And I agree wholeheartedly. I even wrote my speech for lit class on why running can and will kill you. I think this suits him. Plus it's way more light-hearted than the last Italy song.
WARNING! COLORFUL LANGUAGE IS USED!
How 'Bout No (N. Italy)
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The sweat shines bright in the fading light
My feet are tired from running
A panting breath escapes me
My limbs are limp and dangling
.
My muscles howling like wolves do so at the moon
It's time to stop, that time is soon
.
"Just don't give up
And don't stop now"
Well I think it is time to say 'ciao'!
I can't, I'm done, hey this is me
Hey Germany!
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How 'bout no?
How 'bout no?
Training is such a bore
How 'bout no?
How 'bout no?
Won't take this shit no more
.
I am done
And you can yell away
Get angry if you want
My opinion, it will not ever sway
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I'm running in the distance
Away from Germany.
But my tiredness is absent
Of this I guarantee!
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Yes, I can run, really fast too,
But that's only when I want to.
Not now, not then, no running.
Or training!
.
How 'bout no?
How 'bout no?
I am done for good with this
How 'bout no?
How 'bout no?
Trust me, I won't miss
.
Running fast
And training too
This time it's true
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My body screams with pain and anger all around
It's done with exercise, why can't you hear the sound?
And one thing is for sure and this time it will last
This time never again
Running's in the past!
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How 'bout no?
How 'bout no?
I'm done with being sore!
How 'bout no?
How 'bout no?
Training is a chore
.
That I won't do,
And so I quit!
Get mad if you want.
I'm just so done with all this shit.
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*long silence*
Japan: *raughs*
Germany: ...Get back to vork Italia.
Italy: No! I told you I'm serious!
Prussia: You? Serious? Is zat in your vocabulary?
Italy: Ve~ it is!
Japan: *stirr raughing*
Prussia: I'm impressed! Your awesomeness level just vent up! Not as high as mine zo!
Germany: SHUT UP! I DONT CARE VAT YOU SAY ITALY, YOU MUST TRAIN! STOP TALKING AND GET BACK TO VUNNING!
Prussia: ...
Italy: ...
Japan: *stirr raughing*