A/N: So this is an actual song! It's a song sung by Katsuyuki Konishi, who voices America in the Japanese Hetalia! I absolutely adore the melody and lyrics, so I decided to translate it for all of you! It seriously suits him. I made it to fit the rhythm of the song so you can sing along if you want! XD Please enjoy!
I'm Your HERO! by America
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Hey hey we are the USA!
Hey hey #1 USA!
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Look at the giant cake I brought
It looked yummy I thought
I brought it all the way here from-
Oh Japan! Don't you want some?
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Ugh someone should arrest him!
That gloomy guy makes my smile dim
Go learn what happy's all about!
Germany Out!
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Get as many burgers, cola, and ice cream as you can buy!
Around earth we'll fly! (My place)
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I'm your hero! From Florida I'll go! Shoot up!
I'm your hero! Rescuing the weak below! NAHAHAHA
Miracle hero! Yay!
Impossible you say?
Nothing is impossible for the USA!
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Hey hey we are the USA!
Hey hey #1 USA!
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How much food are you making?
Too much time this is taking!
This meat from here… It always makes me wanna spew!
Hey, your place's food is too…
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You'll get stronger if you drink!
A paper and chair will help you think!
Making monsters and enemies submit
It's amazing, isn't it?!
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I'll beat up the zombies and people in the wrong!
After all, the hero should be strong! Durufuu
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I'm your hero! Protecting the world! No. 1!
I'm your hero! I'll save everyone no matter what's hurled!
Super hero! Yay!
So what will you do for me?
Hey-hey-Eng-land
Roast me marshmallows for my tummy!
Put on the graham cracker, oh! So yummy!
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Hey hey we are the USA!
Hey hey #1 USA!
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No matter what is going on now
America will save it all somehow!
Hey you! Don't you agree?
Make a hero fan club for me!
It's great!
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I'm your hero! From Florida I'll go! Shoot up!
I'm your hero! Meeting fans from all corners of the globe
Ultra hero! Yay!
Russia seems to want to say hi!
I should leave, shouldn't I!
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I'm your hero! Protecting the universe too! No. 1!
I'm your hero! No matter when or where, I'll save you!
Super hero! Yay!
A cry for help comes from over there!
Just wait Italy, I'll be there!
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USA! USA! No. 1!
USA! USA! No. 1!
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Yay, oh yay!
I am the hero!
Yay, yay, durufuu!
I'm your hero!