A/N: So I haven't posted anything in a while because of this. I've been wanting to translate the Hetaoni Douga for an incredibly long time now, so I finally started 5 days ago. 9 hours were spent writing them, with another 5 testing and rewriting. So a total of 14 hours over the course of 5 days went into this. With this done, I can die happy now. :3
Also, I'll be posting a new chapter of Hetalia Ever After, also saying that everything else except English Vocaloid Songs will be placed on hold so I can focus on writing Life Lessons. When that's over, I'll go back to my other fics.
Thank you for your time, and please enjoy!
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Hetaoni Douga
Original video on
Translated by SilverIvy
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Veneziano,
Tell me, where'd you go?
I won't let you go
Through this alone!
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Avoiding all the training,
Germany will be angry.
When I heard a ghost story
Of a haunted mansion.
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I want us all to get closer
And maybe we can get along better
America will help me get them to go!
So, let's go together!
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The first day there
Was almost too bizarre for me to bear
Please, let this all end
And let me escape with all my friends
The door made a loud creak
While they all were still asleep
If I make the first strike, certain victory, right?
But it was only France
Defending his stance
It's just you? Oh mein gott
However
We got caught
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Tony, Tony
Oh my god! Oh my god!
Tony, Tony
Oh my god! Oh my god!
Tony, Tony
Oh my god! Oh my god!
Tony, Tony
Oh my god! Oh my god!
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Kumajirou fights, raging with extreme might
And with mighty damage, Tony he did smite
Alone in the bad room
He vanished from sight
A dark horse he must be
But really, who is he?
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Always deadlocking any progress
Really, this guy...
An AKY who no one can hate, I guess?
Oh, they're in danger?
Don't worry, I'll save the day!
Champion of Justice, USA!
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I'm sorry, Nii-Nii
I can't think of lines for you
There isn't much you can do
I need to write more lyrics too
Nii-Nii, just look and see, you really can't do anything
So I'll just wait for you, and for your next move
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Ko-Ko-Ko-Kolkohoz, Get fearful of
Mr. Scary Ro-sama
Level 10 means already strong, it's true
But you still need to get stronger too
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I've seen far too many things
So many awful scenes
All this fear and misery
Weighs very heavily on me
And every choice I make
It seemed to be a mistake
Despair had seemed to be
the only choice left for me
And yet all the words you say
Must have brightened up my day
"Don't worry, no one will die!
We will continue to fight!"
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The dubious pictures, the dubious pictures
Sucks for them, laughs for me
But they fixed them later! Yay!
But I'm going to laugh anyway
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I'm sorry.
Although I try my best
I can't do it, I can't keep him at rest
A weakly me will just be a chore.
I can prevent all the gore, but only for two seconds more
But two seconds are okay
They could save the day
Then I will just risk it all
And I will save someone from fall
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The comments are excessive
With people covering Tony's head with fan's thoughts
And we all love this story
And we all cheer for all the nations, in all the time loops
However, we will get angry.
Because of this screen,
We can't save a single thing!
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Italy there's no need to feel alone
You worked so hard all on your own
To set things right
To save our lives
But we were the ones who decided to fight
Do you remember when I asked "Are you in pain?"
Well, I meant "Is there somewhere you want to be?"
Don't worry, we will get free
And when we all get out
We'll all play without a doubt
I promise you this.
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I want to save you, Italy
Keep you away from all the things that could hurt
And I know this place is here
To protect from the fears
And when we leave this place
I can finally see your smiling face
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We choose to believe
That in the end they'll finally reach
A Happy Ending
And they'll finally be safe.
This anger that we feel
We will yell
It's just that we cannot help.
"You stupid screen, please stop preventing my helping!"
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I have to protect them all, I need to protect them all
I just don't want to stay alone...
So no matter what, I'll rewind time
Even though sometimes it's for my own life
I am sure I'll protect them, I am sure they will escape
I just want everybody to leave!
I know one day we will be
So I will never stop trying, until we all are free!
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You're just an idiot.
Doing all of this alone.
But, Italy, I think yes
Your efforts will get them home.
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Focus on escaping with them all
As fast as you can manage
Because your fresh cakes won't wait for long
Back home, where you belong.
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I think we all really wanna know
Belarus suddenly appeared on the show
And a new party of girls formed?
The girls want to play, ready to save the day!
So Dear Creator, Please don't stop the story just yet!
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It's alright
If you just want to forget a sad pain of your past
But you need
To remember that you had loved them at last
Just lock that person in your heart
And hold the memories dear, and with you for all your years
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This might seem off-topic but
Let's go explore what they had worn!
All of those nice clothes
Although they now look cool
Were funny!
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If we all decide to work together
To leave here with everyone
Then we will work forever
Produce miracles!
And we will never give up!
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Conan cannot beat this man in terms of brains
But we are completely shocked all the same
But seriously, what the heck is his name?
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Although shaking very hard at first,
He made a haven in this awful curse.
And he realized what the others still had not.
So Germany has really changed, quite a lot.
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To the North, a blueberry
To the East, an awful scone
To the West
And to the South
What is waiting for us now?
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A country of sunshine
The passion stays alive, it is Spain!
He was the first down after the fight began,
Like a cool Boss!
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Um, why is Shinatty-chan up there?
Wait, so they all wrote what all they want to do here?
Well then, I guess it's pillow-fight time!
Sexy Knockout Match!
Ve~!
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All the time I have, is now spent with friends
This time is truly so precious
I know I'll cherish
These memories that I'll keep for sure
Because this one is the last time loop I'll endure!
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These new guys caused a problem
Now there's not enough beds, and so I guess instead
Put all the blankets onto the floor
We can all sleep on the ground, just do not snore!
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Time's gone on
Over and over, for too long
When there is a new loop, I saw what you have seen
And now to your side I go!
Veneziano!
Remember, it is not just you
I will stay with you too!
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The only thing I want to do right now
Is to jump into this hole.
Darling brother
Come, so we can become a whole!
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So many questions and not enough solutions!
We're all looking forward to ending the confusion
We all appreciate
The Dear Creator
For all the games they make
They all are just so great!
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You're damaged, I see? Have an onigiri!
You want more MP? Beer gives that to me!
Ouch, there's a KO? Hot peppers make your heart go!
Hetalia and yummy food?
How could you ever separate the two?!
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Hetaoni Hetaoni~
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Scary Torture 74!
You want to die, please, step forward!
Kolkoholz at level 10!
Pescatores will save you then!
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My eroge will heal you all!
Countless strikes will cause your fall!
Confront you with ammo plenty!
Stringing all of my words quickly!
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We all raise our voices
When they escape, we'll all rejoice!
We can make the whole world unite!
This is worth it, right?
That is Hetaoni!
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1. Italia,
Just open your eyes
I can't let you die...
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2. Everyone, Everyone,
They're all going to die, leaving me to grieve…?
I won't believe
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3. Please trust me, okay? You're not alone, anyway.
We are all here too, we will free you!
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4. Someday, and this I know, we'll all get to go home.
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5. Stupid, so strong Tony!
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6. Iggy this is best. Don't cook for the rest.
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7. Mysteries we'll solve!
Get clues with resolve!
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8. Oh please, I want us to escape!
I want to go with you
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After all this, maybe
You think, maybe
They can smile back at me?
We kill them all again, but instead
More come and they rise from the dead!
However, (I will never forget, all of you, and this place yet)
We will never surrender!
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"Tony, please just die." we pray
But what we really say is "let us reach though the display"
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We will yell and scream in fear
The Creator ain't so 'Dear'
For doing things like this!
But even though we fight, we all enjoy it, right?
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So yes, we'll cry and yell
We enjoy this game as well
Today, and for always,
We have one thing to say, for everyone watching this play
HetaOni Douga!
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HetaOni Douga!