A/N: And here's the second song I promised! This one is silly, about Roma and Spain :D The song is Taylor Swift, this is just a parody.
To the tune of We Are Never Getting Back Together
You're not fooling me in anyway
Saying, "Come on, Roma, stay another day" what for?
I even asked you if we would do that
When you say that I'm too young. (What?)
Another century passes away
"Romano, I'm ready and I think we can today, come on."
You really think you're gonna get your way?
Well then, "You bastard!" "What is it?" "You don't know?!" "Of course not!"
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Ooh, I told you off again last night
But ooh, really, I'm serious, I'm serious
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We are never ever ever gonna sleep together
We are never ever ever gonna sleep together
You can try to bribe me, try to beg me, try to plead
But we are never ever ever ever gonna sleep together
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Like, ever...
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I don't think I'll miss your smelly hide
And me screaming at you, yelling all the time
Although I do feel kind of bad down deep inside
Oh well, forget it, it's not like you'd ever leave my side
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Ooh, I told you off again tonight
But ooh, really, I'm serious, I'm serious
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We are never ever ever gonna sleep together
We are never ever ever gonna sleep together
You can try to bribe me, try to beg me, try to plead
But we are never ever ever ever gonna sleep together
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Ooh, yeah, ooh yeah, ooh yeah
Oh oh oh
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I used to think that he'd stay forever ever
And I used to say "It really is never"
Uggg… stop hanging around all the time, stupid bastard
Seriously, come on… this is so dumb, it's not gonna happen
We are never sleeping together. Yeah, never.
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No!
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We are never ever ever gonna sleep together
We are never ever ever gonna sleep together
You can try to bribe me, try to beg me, try to plead
But we are never ever ever ever gonna sleep together
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We, ooh, gonna sleep together, ohhh,
We, ooh, gonna sleep together
.
But I really can't say no when you look like that at me
I guess we could maybe, maybe, maybe, go to sleep together