Heyy here we are with another chapter. MarburyBlur wanted me to do a oneshot where Batman loses to Wally as stated in a previous chapter. I had so much fun writing this it was like so adorable lol.
MarburyBlur: I will do a separate chapter featuring puppy dog eyes where he uses it on like everyone that will probably after this chapter.
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"Wally!" Batman yelled, his warning tone deepened. Child Kid Flash was...is a nightmare. Batman made a mental note that when this is all over he would congratulate Barry on keeping his sanity when Wally was a child.
"No!" A whine came from said child.
"You will do as your told!"
"No I won't, you can't make me!" Wally stuck his tongue out at the older man.
Batman prided himself for always remaining calm and collected in even the most dire of situations but this one child was somehow capable of throwing all that away and making the dark knight lose more patience than he even had. The team stood nearby with amused looks on their faces as they watched the argument. It was around 11:30 pm and they had been trying to get Wally to go to bed for a least 2 hours now but the young boy absolutely refused. Robin decided to call in the one person he knew could succeed or at least at the time he thought Batman could succeed but now watching them he wasn't so sure.
"Wally! It's late and I-"
"Aww is the big bad bat tired? Go on to bed then and just let me be." Wally interrupted. Most of the team's jaws dropped.
Wally West just sassed Batman!
Robin and Roy just smirked, because of their history together the two boys were well aware of the attitude that Wally possessed. Batman couldn't believe it he had raised a few teens in his time and they never gave him as much as a problem as this 7-year old did.
"Wallace Allen West! Get your butt in bed now or your grounded!" Batman screamed utterly frustrated. Silence took a hold of the entire room until Wally did something no one could of predicted.
...He laughed...
He laughed right in Batman's face and said, "Yeah...okay. What exactly are you gonna ground me from? I don't do anything anyway. And besides you have no authority to ground me in the first place." Wally crossed his arms and stuck his nose in the air with a smug grin quickly taking its place on the young redhead's face. Batman visibly deflated as his jaw dropped, this kid was such a...brat! How did this kid become Wally West? The Wally West he knew was respectful and considerate of others he had a true heroes' heart. But this child in front of him was selfish and cocky with such a bad attitude. He gained his composure and continued to argue with the de-aged speedster.
"Wally!" He growled
"Yes~?" Wally asked sickeningly sweet.
"Get. Your. Butt. In. Bed. Now!"
"No thanks maybe later."
"Now! Or so help me god-"
"Your gonna need god's help to put me in bed."
"Boy I will drug you!"
"Hahaha you have to catch me first." Wally giggled before running to Artemis who instinctly picked him up.
Robin noticed Batman reaching for tranquilizers and decided to intervene before anything else could happen, "Okay! How about we all just calm down." He glared at the Bat, pointingly at the tranqs until Batman calmed himself down. "Okay good, now does anyone else have any ideas?"
Everyone turned to Artemis and Wally, the former gently singing a lullaby to the child while softly rocking him. He yawned sleepily and then muttered, "Artie...can we go lay down?"
She smiled softly, "Of course." She gave her team a small smirk before going off in direction of Wally's room.
Batman gaped and was utterly speechless, "Wha-...how...why...What just happened?"
Roy laughed, "You just lost to a 7-year old."
Not so happy about the ending but I couldn't really think of a better one but I still enjoy this idea.
Batman-0
Wally-1
hehe ^_^
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