Sebastian pulled his jacket down and stood in front of Serena, "You asked to see me?"

"Er... yes! I need some time off."

Sebastian raised his eyebrow, "Time off?"

"Er... yes! To see, a... er friend. Oh, and I need an address for the undertaker!"

Sebastian smiled thinly, "An address. And what do you suppose the young master is going to do without one of his housemaids?"

"Well..." Serena said slowly, "He managed before... can't he manage again?"

Sebastian sighed, "I suppose so. Why do you want an address?"

"Well, er, I think he took my... er..." She glanced around the room, "SHOES! Eh, hem! My shoes, yes. That's what he took..."

Sebastian cocked his head to the side, "Now, try again without lying to me."

"Fine." She sighed, "I... er... fancy him?" Sorry Darien! She thought as she smiled awkwardly at Sebastian.

"And try again. Really, Serena, you're not very good at sneaking and lying are you?" He brushed a strand of hair out of his face.

"Well... WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO SAY?!"

All of a sudden there was a smashing of glass behind Serena's head. Sebastian threw himself forward knocking Serena backwards as a small bullet whizzed narrowly past his head.

Serena screamed, "What was that?!"

"Someone's here..." Sebastian whispered in her ear, before slowly picking himself up. "And we'll need all the help we can get."

Serena watched as he sprinted unnaturally fast down the corridor. Did he... just save my life...?

xxx

The man grabbed Mey-Rin and threw her to the side. Finny was throwing things down from a balcony, but men were still getting past.

Baldroy shot one square in the forehead, but more kept coming.

Sebastian stood behind the door, partly so no one could pass, and partly to observe. So long as his young master came to no harm, he was all right.

Serena ran down the corridor and looked out of the window, "What!? What's going on. Aww, I wish the other Scouts were here. But they're not Serena, pull yourself together!" She climbed in to the window frame where it had smashed.

The scene below was awful, worse than she had seen before. She took a deep breath.

"MOON PRISM POWER!" she cried as she raised her hand aloft.

Baldroy heard the shout from his position and looked up, "Bloomin' hell. What's she doin'!"

His eyes widened as suddenly, Serena's outfit began to change in a swirl of colour, her huge Victorian dress disappeared entirely, and was replaced by a small red skirt.

Sebastian stepped out and looked up, "Finally..."

Serena swirled in the air, her hair flying out at the sides, two shining red gems appearing in her hair.

Sebastian looked at Baldroy, "She's taking an awfully long time..."

Serena's gloves spun themselves up her arms, and her two crescent earrings dropped neatly from her ears, she swirled backwards and stood on the balcony, poised for action as Sebastian just finished checking his pocket watch...

"I AM SAILOR MOON! Champion of Justice! And you men cannot just harm a little boy in his own house! On behalf of the moon, I'LL PUNISH YOU!"

Sebastian smiled lightly, before leaping upwards in just a spring and landing on the balcony next to her, "Would you join me for this dance?"

"Dance?! No way Sebastian! These people need help!"

Sebastian sighed, "It was a figure of speech, now, shall we?" He grabbed her hand and sprung off into the centre of the fight. "Now, let's see what you can do..." He threw her at one of the men, making for the house.

Serena squeaked slightly as her boot made contact with his back, sending him crashing to the floor. "Arg! I'm sorry!" She leapt off him, and looked over at Sebastian.

Sebastian dipped his hand inside his coat and whipped out four knives clasped like claws between his fingers, he twirled and threw them elegantly out, as they made contact with four men's heads. Serena gave a little yelp.

"You... You killed them?!"

"It would help if you would do the same! I know you have that power!"

"I do not kill people!" Serena felt a little dizzy, staring at the copious amounts of blood spilling on to the lawn, "I... I..."

Sebastian kicked a man in the face, sending him flying backwards. Serena stepped back again.

"Miss Serena." Sebastian smiled politely, whilst breaking a different man's arm, "I would indeed find it eternally helpful if you would stop the waterworks and help me!"

Serena wiped a tear away, "Waterworks?! I wasn't... crying... I was..." She caught a glance of a man with a hammer running up behind her, she gasped. Come on Serena! He can kill you! She turned, elegantly removing her tiara from her forehead.

"Oh... she chooses now to rearrange her jewellery..." Sebastian sighed.

"Just wait, Mr Michaelis. Moon, tiara, MAGIC!" She spun the tiara out, as it hurtled towards her target.

On contact the man, who was initially laughing, stopped, screamed and faded away into moon dust.

Sebastian smiled, suitably impressed, "What a hypocrite you are!"

"What?!"

"Go retrieve your headband and do the same on this man." One final man was running at full speed towards them.

"Right!" Serena leapt into action, doing a forward roll towards the tiara, "Moon, tiara, MAG..." She looked down, "Ewww! I'm standing in the moon dust of the other guy! Ew, ew, EW!"

Sebastian sighed, "Throw the tiara!"

"I've got dead guy up my leg... WAAAAAAAAA"

"Oh for goodness sake..." Sebastian trudged over and snatched the tiara off her, "Now, how do you do this? Moon," He sounded very serious, "Tiara..."

"No! Wait it will only work if I do it! I'm the princess of the..."

"MAGIC!" Sebastian swung it round, sending it directly into the body of the final man, where it hit him, and tumbled to the floor, achieving nothing.

"Oh..." He frowned, "That's annoying..."

"Now look what you've done!" Serena wailed, "You've lost my tiara!"

"Well, there's only one thing for it..." He picked up Serena, "Let's kill this guy."

"No! Wait! Don't throw me, I've got another thing I can... AAAARRRRGH!" She was thrown bodily at the man, kicking him violently in the stomach.

"Excellent! Now, shall we do this in a way that won't make you cry?"

"I was not crying!"

"Of course..." Sebastian smiled, "Now. Allow me." Sebastian took a flying leap, somersaulting in the air, and landing on the man's neck with a sickening crunch.

Serena stood there, shaking.

"No need to look so startled, Serena." Sebastian smiled dusting down his gloves, "I'm simply one hell of a Butler..."

"You... you broke his neck..."

"Yes, you turned a man in to Moon dust."

"YOU BROKE HIS NECK!"

Sebastian sighed, "He did not feel a thing, whereas that man you destroyed seemed to feel an awful lot of pain!"

"STOP TALKING!" Serena stepped back, "I have never killed a human before!"

The other servants ran towards her, "You were amazing!" Mey-Rin exclaimed.

Serena stared, "Yeah... I suppose I was..."

"You were a great asset." Sebastian smiled, "Now, do you still wish to go to the Undertakers?"

Serena closed her eyes and composed herself, "Yes. Yes I do."

xxx

"OH COME ON!" Lita kicked the table over.

"Best of 20?"

"NO!" She sat back down and folded her arms, "What would even be the point?! You've won the first 15 games, so to 20 would be pointless!"

"Oh..." The Undertaker thought for a moment, "Best of 30?"

"I HATE CHESS!"

"The little Lord you met back at the Manor is quite the player. If you want to beat him, learn chess."

Lita looked at him, nonplussed, "But... I don't wanna beat him..."

"Oh yes!" The Undertaker grinned and started chewing on a bone shaped biscuit. "These really are very good."

"Look, why are we playing chess when we could be out looking for my other friends! I'm really worried Serena's being kept as a slave there and I want to go and get back up!"

The Undertaker laughed, "She's no slave, missy."

"Then why was she sent out like one?"

"She's a servant. There's a big difference!"

Lita laughed in contempt, "Like what?"

"A Salary."

"Oh yeah..."

"Biscuit?"

"No..."

There was a sudden clunk on the roof, as part of the ceiling fell in.

"What in hell's name..." The Undertaker muttered, all humour fallen from his face.

"I'll go check it out." Lita stood, removing her huge bag of a robe.

"No. Don't want you getting hurt. This is my house. I'll go."

Lita watched the Undertaker scurry out the door nervously, she realised she had become too relaxed here. She was after all, here for a reason.

"Short dress like yours, long blonde hair and a big ribbon?" The Undertaker stuck his head back in.

"Venus!"

"Oh, and wings?"

Lita stopped, "Wings?"

The undertaker gestured for her to come out and he pointed up to the rooftops.

Lita ran out and stood, seeing the figure of her friend getting further and further away, "MINA!" She yelled, but to no avail. "Why didn't you just let me go out first?! I could have stopped her!"

"Well, I didn't exactly chain you to the chair!"

Lita growled angrily, "We've got to follow her!"

The Undertaker raised his eyebrows, "If you say so."

"And I'm not a mute this time!"

"Aww, that was fun!" The Undertaker smiled.

"No. I'll be your daughter, but please not Sally. Just... Lita." She smiled at him, she was becoming quite fond of him.

The Undertaker shrugged, "All right then. I'll get the donkey."

"Right!" Lita smiled and ran to put her robe back on. She'd just have to try and ignore the fact it smelt of salmon for no good reason...