OH MY GERRRRD, I didn't uipdate for such a super super super super super (x200), long time! and I'm so so so so sorry! PLEASE FORGIVE ME!
Here's the next chapter, for everybody's knowledge, the character Tenma, is an OC and you can learn more about her in my other story The Girl and the God, and she is in a somewhat romantic situation with Loki.
The Girl and the God will be updated soon I PROMISE and also, please sit back, relax, grab your reading glasses and enjoy the fan fic.
DISCLAIMER TIME!
A familiar blonde haired woman walked down the halls of S.H.I.E.L.D, her high heels making tap noises in her every step, she wore her clean CEO pencil skirt and uniform and headed to Director Fury's office.
"What the hell has happened to my husband?" Pepper asked Fury angrily.
"Ms. Potts, To-"
"It's Stark now."
Fury cleared his throat, "Mrs. Stark, your husband has been turned into a child after the latest battle they had in New York with Loki. We are sorry but we currently have no cure for him into turning back to normal."
Pepper glared at Fury and Fury glared back, "Take me to him." she said.
*A lot of CEO high heel steps later*
"WOOSH! PEW PEW PEW!" Steve copied the sounds of the planes, firing bullets at each other as he played with them and dashed around the room, coughing occasionally due to his asthma.
"Loki, do you wanna build a snow man?" Thor asked Loki, they both have just watched the DVD of "Frozen" for the fifth time, Loki wouldn't admit that he enjoyed the movie but he clearly did.
"Please T'woor, I am NOT Queen Elsa!" Loki replied.
Tony looked up from the LEGO castle he and Bruce were building, "Ughhhhhh! I want some cookies, Teeeeennmmmmaaaaa!" he screeched, causing Bruce to cover his ears.
"Geez Tony, no need to shout." Natasha said in her high pitched voice from the other side of the room, she stood up and left Clint from their little project of creating a "weapon" out of toys.
"Ms. Tenma!" she walked up and semi-sweetly called the attention of the young woman who was taking care of them.
"Hey little Nat! What does Tony want again? His voice was too squeaky." Tenma asked and tucked her own short black locks behind her ear.
Natasha stared at Tenma for awhile, "Umm, cookies, and can I have a glass of milk please?"
"Sure! Just give me a second." Tenma stood up from the couch she was sitting on and walked to a small cabinet Fury told her that's where he kept the snacks.
"Ms. Tenma!" Natasha called out again.
"Yep?!"
"I really like your hair, it's so black and shiny and I like the way it's cut."
Tenma put down the carton of milk after she finished pouring it into Natasha's favorite glass, "Why thank you Natasha, I didn't know you liked short hair."
"I like it because of you!" Natasha said to her happily, Tenma smiled and handed over the glass of milk to Natasha who ran back to Clint after drinking it in one gulp.
Tenma walked over to the rest of the boys, Steve, Bruce, Tony, Loki and Thor were all gathering around what it seemed to be a toy machine, wrapped still in it's box with a lot of tape, the box was taller than Tony by about 5 inches and nearly reached Thor on his tippy toes.
All five boys stared at it, dazed at first.
"Woah." Steve said.
"Loki! I know not of this Midgardian contraption!"
"Me neither T'woor... Me neither.."
"I say lets open it!" Tony exclaimed.
"But we can't hold scissors, Mr. Furry won't let us." Bruce reminded the ever excited Tony.
"Hey guys!" Tenma walked over to them, she crouched down with them and handed Tony his cookies.
"Hello, Lady Tenma." Loki shyly said, blushing a bit.
"Hey Tenma! Oooh! Looks like Loki has the thing for you!" Tony said as he munched on his cookies.
"I do not!" Loki replied in a high pitched voice.
"Hi Ms. Tenma, we wanna play with this toy over here and we can't open it because of all the tape, also, Mr. Furry won't let us touch the scissors." Bruce politely said.
"Can you please, please, please open it Lady Tenma?!" Thor asked, putting his hands in begging position and his baby blue eyes widened.
"Please please Ms. Tenma?" Steve exclaimed, this is the first time as a kid he has seen such an interesting toy.
"Alright, as long as someone older than any of you should open it right?" she asked the boys and all of them nodded their heads excitedly, "great, or else Director Patchy will get furious!" she said jokingly, Tony smiled at the nickname she used.
A couple of high pitched "Yeheys" were heard which caught Clint and Natasha's attention, they joined the rest of the gang and watched Tenma open the box, the flaps opened and Tenma pulled the item it contained out.
"Wooow." Thor and Loki both said.
"Coool." Bruce and Steve said in awe.
"Sweeet.." Tony said with a grin on his baby face.
"Lets play with it!" Clint and Natasha exclaimed.
Tenma looked happily at their little faces, she looked back at the "toy", it looked, dangerous, as if not even a toy at all, although the colorful wrapping and tape, the toy didn't seem safe for children.
"Umm, guys, sorry to burst your happy bubble but I'm not sure about this toy.." she said in a worried tone.
"Whaaaat?" Tony said in annoyance, "It looks perfectly safe, that hole at the tip of the bar thingy, must totally shoot out candy!"
"Candy?! Treats?!" Thor asked excitedly.
"Will there really be any t'weats Lady Tenma?" Loki politely and excitedly asked, staring up at Tenma.
"Uhh, yeah, sure." she said unsurely but still maintained her happy tone, she ruffled Loki's jet black hair and received a smile and a faint blush from him, she left them with the toy to get some snacks for them and to maybe call Fury about the new "toy".
And another couple of "Yeheys" came, Tony has taken the lead and they all started pressing all sorts of buttons on the "toy", nothing happened.
"Why is this midgardian toy not working?! I demand it to work!" Thor angrily said, kicking the toy.
"T'woor, please don't throw a tantwum.." Loki said, patting Thor's arm in a comforting manner.
"I counted the buttons and there are about twenty-three!" Steve proudly said after analyzing every nook and cranny of the "toy"
"Guys, isn't it weird that there are 10 holes on each side?" Natasha asked.
"Oh yeah, didn't see that, lets try putting are fingers into each of em'!" Tony said excitedly, running to the other side of the toy and plugging around two using his two middle fingers.
"What made think of that?" Bruce asked suspiciously.
"Umm, genius hunch?" Tony replied, obviously a made up reply but he also didn't know why he thought of that.
They all followed Tony, on his side, was Natasha and Clint and on the other, Thor, Bruce and Steve. Loki was unable to join because his fingers were too short and chubby and just sat next to them munching on Tony's left over cookies.
Slowly, the "toy" glowed a bright blue, and just at that moment, Tenma walked into the room, carrying the snacks.
"Coooool! I knew something like this would work!" Tony squealed, Loki dropped the cookie and waddled near the toy.
"Holy sh-" Tenma was cut off as a blast of blue light came from the end of the "toy".
*Lots and lots of CEO high heel steps later*
"Ms. Potts-"
"Mrs. Stark."
Fury cleared his voice, "Mrs. Stark, please do not be so shocked about the outcome of your husband, and the young woman taking care of them, you'll have to address her as Agent Tenma, now, I think I'll give you some time with your husband." he flashed his card on a card reader in front of the door, the door opened and Fury gave way to Pepper.
Pepper walked into the now clattered room, no sound was made but there was some smoke coming from the next room, she walked in further and found a number of bodies on the floor.
"Oh my gosh!"she screamed, covering her mouth with both of her hands.
Fury heard her scream and ran into the room. "Motherfu-, what the hell happened here?!"
"Ugghhh what the heck happened." Clint groaned, he noticed his deeper voice, bigger body and the sudden feeling of raging hormones.
"Oh my, what the hell.." Tenma groaned as well, stretching on the floor and looking at her body, she whelped.
"Guys." Steve broke the silence, "We're teenagers."
*Gasps* I smell the oh so fine scent of puberty! How wonderful (throws a basket full of sarcasm)! And yes, they have all turned into TEENAGERS! Please review and tell me some ideas, I really really appreciate them.
*ADVERTISEMENT* the next chapter of the Girl and the God which was already mentioned at the first Author's notes is coming soon at the next near you!
Thank you all for reading! I really hoped you liked it! Next chapter is coming soon as soon as you start hearing news about World Peace (jk)
~Mizra
