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"Fudge, fudge, fudge, fudge, fudge." Steve repeated as constantly massaged his temples, shifting his legs on the sofa he sat on with Tony.
Tony rolled his eyes at Steve not saying the exact curse word.
Thor, Loki, Tenma, Clint, Bruce and Natasha all sat on the floor, feeling awkward with their "new" bodies, you can even almost hear their teenage raging hormones.
They were all sitting in the semi-destroyed room, Fury and Pepper were the only ones standing, Pepper crossed her arms and Fury was glaring at the teenagers with his one good eye.
"All of you." he started, "report to the Stark tower and DO NOT leave it without further notices from me. Understood?" they all nodded slowly, Tony just rolled his eyes and bobbed his head.
He eyed them all, mostly the fidgeting Tenma, "Agent Tenma." he called.
"Yes, sir."
"I trust that I can count on you on taking care of them and calling me if there are any problems?" Fury said to the now teenage Tenma, taking a look mostly at Tony, Loki, and Clint.
"Yes sir, you can count on me sir." she gave an enthusiastic reply in her high teenage voice.
"Again, I address, DO NOT leave the tower without further notice, Ms. P-"
"It's Mrs. Stark now." Pepper said with closed teeth not losing her gaze at the teens.
"Mrs. Stark, please escort them to the Stark Tower and return to S.H.I.E.L.D headquarters, we have issues to discuss." Fury said, not losing his angry gaze at the youngsters as well.
*A really cramped drive in a Stark luxury car to the Stark Tower later*
Pepper led the Avengers, Loki, and Tenma into the elevator, she turned to Tony.
"Tony honey, I'm sure you can guide them to their rooms, I'll have to le-" Pepper was cut off by Tony clearing his voice.
"Pepp, don't call me honey, I'm a teen and it's like you're my mom. You know.. Age difference?" he said in his semi-cracking teenage voice which made Clint stifle a laugh.
Pepper didn't know what to say, she left her mouth open for a while and regained her voice. "Alright, Tony." she said civilly to him, she turned to Tenma who was biting her fingernails (the teenage bits are kicking in) "Tenma, I trust that you will contact me or Fury if there are any problems." Tenma nodded at her as if she was her mom. "Good, I'll be leaving now and I'll come back at 10pm, if not, I'll have J.A.R.V.I.S tuck you all in before 11pm."
At this, everyone groaned.
"Whhhyyyyyy.." Clint said raising his hands dramatically.
"Lady Potts, we're not babies anymore!" Thor complained.
"But I'm all night to get 'Loki'!" Tony whaled but still liked his own pun, Loki quit his whining and looked at Tony with a hint of disgust.
Pepper sighed, "Fine. You must be all asleep at 11:30pm. Its already late enough and all of you are growing up and need the right time to sleep, this will also be the latest and last time I will allow this sleeping time." Pepper said in a motherly tone.
"Whhhhaaaaaat?" Tony whined.
"No complaining Tony, I have to go now." Pepper turned went inside the elevator, going down and left the building.
They all just stayed there, huddled up in the middle of the room, dazed.
"Hey Tony." Clint said.
"Yeah?" Tony replied turning to Clint.
"What do we do now?"
Tony turned to look at them, they stood awkwardly in the middle of the Stark living room, Thor fidgeted and Steve shifted his feet.
Tenma looked at Loki and he looked back, both shrugging a bit.
"I have a pool." Tony said stiffly as if hesitating.
Everybody looked to him.
"A big one, a Stark one." he said, finally breaking into a grin.
All of them turned to each other, soon breaking to into smiles and grins themselves.
"So! Girls! To the left, you'll find a hot red colored door and it contains all you need for the water." Tony directed, Tenma nodded enthusiastically and Natasha smiled, she pulled Tenma with her across the room, the boys just watched the two short haired girls squeal as they ran to the said room.
"Boys! Men! Teenage Gods!" Tony called, gaining their attention.
"What now Stark? Are we just going to strip down to our undergarments right in the middle of your living room?" Loki sarcastically asked, but showed no signs of it, obviously a bit annoyed about Tenma leaving.
"No! Eww! No! Nada! Nope! Zip! Zero!" Tony said throwing a disgusted face at him.
"Follow me to my whimsical room, I have high quality swim wear for everybody!" and with that, Tony ran like a chicken with his arms up to his room, the rest had no choice but to run as well to not get lost in the humongous hallway.
"Staaark! Slow down!" Steve shouted while running, he still had his asthma and he wasn't feeling so good.
"No stopping me!" Tony shouted from another floor, they had to take the stairs. "Like a phoenix, I fly." they heard Tony loudly whisper.
They ran up the stairs, they were all panting, mostly Steve, but as they reached Tony's (really big) room, the young billionaire was already throwing swimming trunks out of his (again, huge) cabinet.
*And one would think that this used to be an adult-super-hero-part-time businessman's-room second and a group of sweaty teenagers later*
"Anthony." Thor said, holding up a pair of tight and too small swimming briefs with black and purple flowers on it, "am I supposed to wear these?"
Tony turned to Thor from the mirrors surrounding him as he tried on about five swimming trunks, "Yep Pointbreak, but I don't think that's your size though." Tony smirked at the sight of Thor's confusion at the tight swim brief.
"Hey Tony!" Clint called from another dressing room.
"Yeah?!" Tony replied, shouting back.
"Get any trunks that has SPECIFICALLY the colors purple and black?"
At this, Tony went out of his mirror room, took a robe and walked to Clint's dressing room.
"You are a very picky Hawk!" Tony said at the sight of unwanted pile of swimming trunks, all had no color of purple in them.
"Says the guy who has more than enough swimwear." Clint snapped back, digging in another pile of untouched swim wear.
Tony sighed at this, "I have green and purple though."
Clint mockingly gasped and placed a hand on his heart, "I can't believe it! You have a pair of swimming trunks for the green raging monster but none for a pitiful little hawk?!" he did a puppy eye face at Tony.
Tony made an annoyed face, then a smirk, he remembered he had a type of swimwear which had the colors black and purple.
Tony snatched back the tight swim briefs from where Thor was trying his trunks on and ran back to Clint.
"There you go! You wanted black and purple, I give you black and purple!" Tony carelessly threw the garment on Clint's shocked face, shut the dressing room door, and stole both piles of swim wear Clint tried and was supposed to try on.
"HEEEEEEY!" the rest of the boys heard Clint scream and saw a running Tony heading straight into his own bathroom.
"What happened?" Bruce asked, in his green and purple trunks already.
"Don't make me ask any of the two of them, I don't want to get involved." Steve replied, adjusting his American flagged patterned trunks.
"I'm sure its just one of Tony's lame pranks." Loki said, appearing in a velvet robe, barely covering his chest and shins.
"Brother!" Thor said, smiling, "Why not remove the robe! We are all men here!"
Loki twitched his eye, "I-I do what I want." he replied cocking his head up, revealing more of his paleness.
"Nope! You just wanna impress Tenma and hide your lanky body!" Tony shouted from the bathroom in a muffled voice, obviously hiding behind the toilet or under the sink.
"I can't believe he can still hear us from all the way in his bathroom." Steve remarked.
"Tony's five senses enhance when he's in trouble." Bruce said as he plopped down on the couch.
"NO! STARK! It's not what you think! And for your information, I have no insecurities about my beautiful body!" Loki banged on the bathroom door.
"From the way your banging my door, you are!" Tony retorted from behind the toilet seat.
"TOOONNNY!" Loki and the rest turned to the door.
Clint was standing there with his, really, really, tight swimming brief that had purple and black flower patterns on it.
Clint was mad, but the garment he was wearing distracted the team, and they all, except Clint, burst in laughter.
"Ahahahaha! Wait till Natasha sees that!" Bruce can't help but laugh and tease Clint although being the naturally "calm" one.
"Your butt! Ahahahaha! It's sticking out!" Loki can't help but laugh and point at the Clint's butt, which was truly sticking out.
Thor was already on the floor losing his laughing and wheezing.
"That is.." Steve tried to stifle a laugh "V-very inappropriate." but he ended up laughing as well.
Clint was as red as a tomato, he walked to the bathroom and shoved a laughing Loki aside from the bathroom door and started banging the door.
"Staark! You cowaaard!" he said to the door.
"Come on in, Clint!" Tony taunted from behind his toilet seat.
"You unlock this door and I will!"
"Uh, sorry, but I don't want to be a harassed by someone wearing a tight brief, it's so wrong!"
"I'M GONNA KILL YOU!" Clint screamed into the door
"You can't."
"Why not?!"
"Because the door is locked."
Clint did a cry of anger, which sounded like a scream because of the effects of puberty.
The rest of the boys didn't mind, they all kept laughing at Clint and Tony.
'What's going on?"
All the boys turned to the door.
Tenma and Natasha were in their bathing suits.
"Wooah." Clint stared at Natasha, dumbfounded, which made him look sillier with his outfit.
Natasha wore a slightly a bit too revealing striped red and black two piece and Tenma wore a fully black one piece which revealed her whole fair skinned back.
Loki looked nervously at Tenma and gulped, "Gonna take off the robe now Rock of Ages?" Tony who has gone out of hiding to admire the girls asked him.
"I was going to take it off anyway." Loki snapped back and threw his robe into Tony's hamper which revealed his paleness and slightly toned body, not as toned as Thor's though.
"Stop staring." Natasha merely snapped at Clint and was obviously disgusted by what he was wearing.
Clint got back into reality, and Tony who was now out of the bathroom saw his glare.
"Damn." Tony sprinted out of the room, his chicken legs exposed because of his dark red trunks.
"I'M NOT DONE WITH YOU STAARK!" Clint shouted while chasing the mini-billionaire.
"We should go after them!" Tenma said, hearing Tony a terrified scream from Tony that came from the hallway.
"I agree." Steve said, who ran out of the room and called for Clint and Tony.
The rest ran downstairs, all of them only in their swimwear.
They finally reached the large balcony which had the pool, "Over there!" Bruce pointed out to a flailing Tony in the pool who was being wrestled by Clint.
"HAAEEELLLP!" Tony said in a voice which contained some gurgles.
"You deserve this Stark!" Clint replied who was dodging Tony's hands which tried to slap him.
"Stahhhp! I'll lend you my Xbox for a week" Tony said almost submerged fully underwater, his height was his disadvantage.
"Only for a week?!" Clint snapped back, almost giving Tony a wedgie under water.
"Thats it." Natasha said as she dived into the pool, the rest walked closer to the spot where Natasha left off and watched her gracefully swim to Clint and Tony.
Natasha pulled Clint and Tony by the ear and dragged them out of the water, they were all soaking wet, Tony's hair messy and Clint's face red from Tony's slaps.
"Guys, please tell me what caused all this?" Natasha asked both of them, placing both hands on her hips which showed she meant business.
"You know, we should just take 3 steps back and I don't think we'll be dragged further into this." Loki said to the rest of the team, they merely nodded without losing their attention from Natasha and took exactly 3 steps back.
"Hestartedit." Clint said nervously.
"What?"Natasha asked not fully understanding what he said.
"He. Started. It." Clint said slowly.
"Hey! You were being picky!" Tony snapped back.
"And you were being mean!"
"Well I'm sorry that I didn't have any black and purple trunks!"
"I didn't ask for a XXS size brief!"
"You wanted the colors!"
"I like the colors, and there is nothing wrong with that."
"... You were being a bully in the pool!"
"And you were being immature."
"Wait, this was all just because of a color of a garment?" Natasha said before allowing Tony to talk back to Clint.
Tony raise a finger but paused and put it down, then he raised his finger again and looked down, as if in deep thought, "Yes." he finally said and looked up and gave a toothy smile to Natasha.
"It was my FAVORITE color." Clint emphasized.
Natasha groaned and Tenma, hearing their conversation looked at Loki who merely nodded, she groaned as well.
"You guys are so petty, and tiny." Thor said to the two shortest guys who sadly walked back to them.
"Stark's shorter." Clint said and sighed.
"Whatever." Tony said, lazily waving a hand, "Are we gonna swim or what?"
"I don't want to swim in water which contains Stark's tears." Loki said crossing his arms.
Everybody fell quiet for a moment, thinking awkwardly of what to do instead.
"Guys, I know this place, where it's like a fun land and a candy shop mixed together." Tony said happily.
"That sounds amazing!" Thor bellowed, "When will go there?" he said excitedly.
"Today, actually now, there also is a pool there or a water park or something! So, everybody, keep your bathing suits on and let's go!" Tony dashed back indoors and once again, left the team.
"He has to stop doing that." Steve sighed.
"Wait, Pepper told us not to go anywhere without her permission." Tenma reminded them.
"Then hurry up call the Lady Potts!" Thor exclaimed to Tenma, from Tony's description of the place, he has become incredibly excited.
"Don't be rude Thor." Loki, spat.
Tenma walked back in and dialled Pepper's number on her cell phone, there were some rings, but she didn't pick up.
"She won't pick up!" She told the rest of the team who groaned in response,
"Mr. Stark has left the building." JARVIS, out of nowhere spoke which startled Thor and Loki.
"What?!" Clint exclaimed.
"He really has to stop doing that!" Steve said angrily, "He has left a message for the rest of you, would you like to hear it?" JARVIS politely asked in his posh voice.
"Of course." Natasha replied while grinding her teeth.
Tony's voice started playing from the speakers, "Hey guys! You took so long so I left you all. So I figured that you can just catch up later, and FYI, the place is called FUN2000, I know, the place sounds lame but trust me, it's awesome. See you there!"
The voice message ended and the Avengers, Loki, and Tenma all looked at Bruce who was turning a light hue of green.
"This is the worst time to hulk out and the best time to relax, Bruce." Steve calmly said, approaching Bruce.
"C'mon, we have to find your science bro!" Clint said in a hurry.
"Banner, there is no time to waste, if we don't find Stark, we will be punished severely by the Lady Potts." Loki exclaimed, flailing his arms in emphasis.
"I'll get the car keys!" Tenma shouted from the lower floor, she has run downstairs, then she ran back up, "Who knows how to drive?" she asked them.
"I do, get the least expensive car, okay?" Natasha replied to Tenma, she ran back down.
Natasha ran to the room she and Tenma used and place a dark t-shirt and pants over her bathing suit, she took 5 pairs of shirt and pants for the boys from Tony's room and a shirt and shorts for Tenma.
"Wear these, now." she threw the clothes to the boys who were trying to calm Bruce down.
"Aww what? I wanted purp-" Clint stopped complaining at Natasha's glare.
Fully clothed, they ran downstairs to the garage and Natasha revved up the car which growled in response.
"Seriously, a Porsche?" Bruce asked Tenma from the cramped back row.
"There's a Ferrari which is a 4 seater as well. The rest were Stark branded and limos." she answered on their way out of the Stark Tower garage.
"Yep, this will do." Steve said, who's face was squashed on the window because of Thor.
"Guys, I have a chant for the ride." Clint said with sarcastic tone.
"Say it, I can't wait." Loki replied sarcastically.
"When I ask 'What do we do when we get to Stark?' you all reply 'Kill him! Kill him!' okay?"
"Sounds fun." Natasha said from the drivers' seat.
"Okay, a one, a two, a three.. What do we do when we get to Stark?" Clint asked in a gleeful forced tone.
"Kill him! Kill him!" the whole team responded lamely.
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