HULLOOOOOOO!~ I really hope you haven't given up on me, I have been VERY distracted by the internet, tumblr, guitar, stuff, math, books, blah, (GAHHHH) I REAALLLLLY REALLLY HOPE you like this one because it's kinda boring (to me) ehehehhe
Btw, to all you Loki fans out there MARCH 31 is INTERNATIONAL LOKI DAY! Yes, there is such thing, search it up if you don't believe, Instagram says so as well.
Please bear with my grammar because I usually do my fanfics undercover or at night (yawns) Im planning to get a Beta so yeah..
ENJOOOOOOOOYY! Thank you all for the readers of The Girl and the God! Next chapter is coming soon! :)
DISCLAIMERMERMERMERMERMERMERMERMEMER except for OC
Loki groaned, Clint banged his head on the driver's seat in front of him which was where Tenma sat, Thor was snoring loudly and Steve's face was still squished on the window.
Bruce huffed, "Natasha, we have been driving in circles, are you sure you know the way?"
Natasha crinkled her nose when she noticed the house they have passed by 6 times already, "Curse it, why aren't there any GPS' in these?!" she hit the steering wheel and huffed.
Tenma rolled her eyes, she and Loki groaned at the same time.
The gang have been roaming around a suburban town looking for the street JARVIS told them before they left and wishing them luck, because there was no GPS in the car they chose to which everybody groaned at Tenma's choice of vehicle.
"Icransheanowldledeh." Steve said, trying to speak properly but the poor guy's face was stuck on the window caused by Thor's flailing arm, but since Thor slept, nobody dared to move the god's arm from Steve's face.
"What did he say?" Clint asked, pausing from his banging of his head.
"Speak up Clint!" Natasha ordered.
Steve, now being a normal, asthmatic, lanky kid, merely flailed his arms as a sign of a call for help.
Bruce gulped and gingerly pulled Thor's arm from Steve's face.
Steve gasped for air and rubbed his chest, breathing heavily then finally stopping. He shot the sleeping Thor a glare and cleared his voice, "As I was saying, I can see an old lady, although she seems to have walked away already. She's the only one we can ask, nobody else is on the road and times running out before Ms Pepper comes back."
Natasha narrowed her eyes and searched for the old woman Steve spoke about, with no such signal, Natasha stepped on the gas pedal causing everyone to tilt back.
"Too fast Nat!" Clint said, gripping the handlebar above him so hard his knuckles turned white.
"Don't mind Clint Natasha! We have to get to that old woman!" Tenma said who didn't seem to mind the speed and currently only cared about not getting a scolding from Fury or Pepper.
"She's crazy." Loki said, who was clenching his fists on his lap.
"They're both crazy." Bruce replied who was referring to the two girls in front of them.
Natasha, stepped on the break, causing everyone to tilt forward and Steve's face to hit the window again.
Natasha huffed and turned to Steve, "Is that the woman Steve?"
Steve, from his close contact with the window, surveyed the streets if there was anyone else more reliable than the old woman.
"Yesh." He stated, before removing his face from the window.
"I'll ask her." Clint said proudly.
"Don't screw up." Was the only encouraging remark he got from all of them before he climbed out of the car.
Clint snorted and straightened his shirt, he walked to the old woman.
"Hello fellow senior!" he cheerfully said, waving a hand to the old woman who stopped walking and narrowed her eyes at him.
"That's a great way to start a conversation." Loki said, cocking an unimpressed eyebrow.
"C'mon Loki, you can tell he's trying his best." Tenma replied.
They watched Clint flail his arms to catch the old woman's attention who backed away and started to lift her cane to point menacingly at Clint.
"I can tell." Loki said sarcastically to Tenma who face palmed herself.
Clint approached the old woman and leant one arm on a mail box, the senior wielded the cane like a sword as Clint tried to get her bag as an act of courtesy.
"I should've gotten him a better shirt." Natasha said, noticing that Clint's shirt was pink and had a big red heart in the middle.
"He looks weird, freaky, scary, retarded." Steve said as he watched Clint raise his hands up in mock surrender to the old woman.
They saw Clint point to their car, as if on cue, Natasha opened the window and she and Tenma politely waved.
The old woman narrowed her eyes and waved back, she started talking to Clint who just nodded in response. He shook the old woman's hand in thanks and walked back to the car, Bruce swore he saw the old woman give another menacing glare at Clint as he climbed back in.
"What did she say?" Natasha asked hurriedly, Clint placed his head behind Tenma's headrest and groaned.
"It's on the other side, out of this suburban maze, turn left, then right, then forward, then left again, then forward, then right again, and then we'll see it." He answered lazily.
Natasha nodded and stepped on the gas pedal, causing Clint to fall back and hit his head on Loki's shoulder who desperately tried to edge away.
They drove out of the suburbs and reached the main roads, Tenma was the navigator and pointed out where Natasha will turn. Thor paid no attention to the quick swerves Natasha took and continued dozing off.
As Natasha sharply swerved, the Avengers and Loki followed the direction of the swerve as well, Steve hitting his face for the 20th time today and Loki's hand sat on by Clint who was apparently being held on by Bruce's hand which was gripping on his pink shirt and Thor's limp arm acting as a weight on his thigh.
Tenma started getting dizzy and started to slur as she pointed out directions to Natasha lazily.
"Say it clearly, Tenma!" Natasha said loudly because of Thor's loud snoring and the boys behind them who were complaining about Thor and Tony being a jerk.
"Do it yourself, Na-" Tenma said as she suppressed an attempt to vomit on the leather seat.
Natasha rolled her eyes and figured her own way out, knowing that none of the boys were of help, even Loki or Bruce at the moment.
Natasha stomped the break which caused the rest of the team to fall forward, including the sleeping Thor.
"We're here kids!" Natasha said, forcing a smile and flashing it at the rest of the boys at the back, Thor yawned loudly and stretched, accidentally hitting Steve's face. He looked like he was about to cry.
They climbed off the car, and stood in front of the humongous building, from outside, you could already hear teens and kids screams and howling noises.
"This is absurd." Loki said, staring up at the building.
"But Loki, where is the candy friend Stark spoke off?" Thor innocently asked while giving a puppy eyed look at the structure.
"We'll find out when we get in." Steve answered, leading the team into the play land.
*Inside the NOT – Willy Wonka Chocolate factory, definitely not trying to copy it, no Oompa loompas here.*
"How many sir?" The woman who was one of the personnel asked the semi-distracted Thor.
"Oh, uhh, six please." He said blankly, shifting his gaze from the group of kids who were wearing alien masks and chasing each other in a in an inflatable bounce house.
The woman handed him over six bands and told him to attach them on each of their wrists and she pointed out to Bruce, Steve, Natasha, Loki, Tenma, and Clint who were all standing uncomfortably and observing the whole area.
Thor nodded and flashed a smile to the woman, he walked back to the rest of the team and handed them each a band.
"I am not a child Thor, I do not need to wear this and I can fully take care of myself." Loki said, holding the band with his thumb and index finger.
"That's what they all say." Clint muttered, earning an elbow from Tenma.
"Just put it on brother, no harm done." Thor replied, grabbing the band from Loki and attached it to his pale wrist.
Loki mumbled some swears and read the words on the neon wristband.
"HAVE FUN IN FUN2000!" it said on the band, written in bright pink, "Pathetic." He muttered to himself, thinking no one would hear.
"C'mon Loki, you might actually have some fun here, loosen up for once." Tenma said to him, flashing a smile.
Loki looked at her but didn't say anything, instead he looked back at his wristband and pouted.
"Now where the hell is that midget?" Clint said as they walked around the play land, dodging kids and teens.
"I'm guessing the Sci-fi part of the place." Bruce said, pointing at a sign that formed an arrow pointing to a miniature rocket that said, "SCI-FI".
"Genius." Clint replied sarcastically, cracking his knuckles.
Thor walked into the area first, there were a number of people dressed up as aliens and holding spears and guns which glowed with a blue light.
"The Chitauri." Thor growled, he stretched out his hand to call Mjolnir.
"Woah! Woah! Big guy!" Steve ran to Thor and forced the god's arm down.
"I am doing this for the greater good, Rogers! Do attempt not stop me!" Thor growled at Steve.
Loki couldn't help but chuckle at his brother's stupidity.
"Don't stop him." Loki said, holding his index finger to his lip and looking down to hold back a laugh.
"See! My brother knows when there is a threat!" Thor said putting his hand up again to call Mjolnir which he left in the Stark Tower.
"Oh no, think about the many windows and walls he's breaking." Clint said as the rest of the team watched Thor and Steve "wrestle".
The people wearing alien costumes looked nervously at them and started to back away.
"They are escaping!" Thor angrily said and dashed through the crowd of teens, his steps causing the floor to very slightly vibrate.
"We can't loose him!" Natasha shouted, they ran through the crowd, searching for Thor.
Tenma panted, she stopped and looked around for the rest of the team, at least a sign of red hair or pale skin, but she didn't see any, she was lost. "Shit."
She walked through the booths, arcades, and teens as calmly as possible.
"Tenma!" someone called her, she looked around and saw Tony.
"Tony!" she said and ran to him, he was by the milkshake dispenser. (wow, a milkshake dispenser what is with my imagination)
"So, where are the others?" Tony asked casually, sipping his milkshake and handing one to Tenma who grabbed it from him.
She inhaled, then took a sip and looked him the eyes, "A summary? Oh, we had to look for you with NO GPS, Natasha was mad, Clint is VERY mad, it's almost 7pm, Bruce nearly hulked out, Steve's face was stuck on the car's window for about the whole ride, Loki was being a baby, and now we lost Thor. But hey, at least I found you!" she was breathing hard now, as if trying to control her anger.
"Wow, sucks that I wasn't at the part with Steve." Tony snorted, as if he didn't listen to anything she said except for the part with Steve's face on the window.
She squeezed her drink, "Help me look for the others." She said and exhaled, as if she forgot to breathe.
"Nah, they can wait." Tony said nonchalantly, "Hey, you wanna play some 3D Space Invaders?"
Tenma loved to play video games, but not now, "We have to find them Stark, Thor is summoning Mjolnir and the rest are trying to stop him, he left Mjolnir in the Stark Tower by the way."
A vision of windows, walls, furniture, Xbox, Pepper getting mad, and his precious stereos getting smashed by Thor's hammer flashed in Tony's mind, he gasped in horror.
"Let's go, now." He pushed Tenma away from the table and sipped his drink.
Tenma grinned and allowed him to push her through the swarms of teenagers and kids, Tony would do anything for his baby Stark Tower, and mostly for a mad Pepper Potts.
*ON SOME OTHER SIDE OF THE SCIFI AREA OF PLAYLAND*
Loki looked around, trying not to look frantic, he craned around some of the booths and arcades and he ran back to the rest of the Avengers.
"Tenma, she's not with us." He told the group, panting a bit.
'What?!" Natasha asked in shock.
"Great! We lost Tony, then Thor, then Tenma?!" Clint said as he put his hands in his hair.
Bruce sighed, "I wonder why all of the people who are getting lost start their names with a letter T…"
Steve, as his natural instinct to be a leader, called the attention of the group.
"Okay, we have to first look for Thor who is hopefully still in the Sci-fi area, then Tony and Tenma because they can pretty much cope up with their surroundings, Thor probably isn't calling his hammer anymore because if he is, we'll have to see one flying right into the building by now. So don't lose hope guys!"
"That was very inspirational, Rogers, but we barely know where that oaf has gone and we will have to find all of them as soon as possible, remember what Lady Potts said?" Loki said as he crossed his arms.
"Steve, we need a plan." Bruce said to Steve who has lead them to the least populated area in the place.
Steve looked at the ground as if in deep thought, suddenly, they felt the floor slightly vibrating again.
"There's are plan." Steve said, looking up.
"Thooor!" They all said, and followed the vibration.
Kind of a boring ending, but at least they found Tony! Actually, only Tenma, but it still counts!~
To Allprince, yes, I will add a Loki solo with embarrasment, angst, funny and he might be by himself, in the Avengers' Tower, doing who knows what. *grins*
I really hoped you enjoyed, please FAVORITE, FOLLOW and REVIEW! THANK YOU! XD
Next chapter coming soon!
~Mizra