HELOOOOOOOOO PEEEPLE!~ sorry for the reaaaaaaalllllllllllyyyy reaaalllly reallly long break on this story. It's just that I can't use my comp so I try my best to write on a phone for you guys! And since I've had some hella fun writing this chapter, I do hope you enjoy! Disclaimer to Frozen and Avengers!
(yes I have added a Frozen song, specifically "Do you Wanna Build a Snowman" please, oh please, do not kill me Frozen fans if it sucked, and creds once again to Frozen)
It was the early, lazy, Sunday morning of the month June and it sure was hot.
Now, you have to know in the city of New York, everybody takes a day off during Sunday. Even the villains, and most of all, the heroes.
Everybody was sleeping, of course, because it's just 6am. But in the well respected Stark Tower, there was a group of teens who were not.
"Kaaaaw-kawww!"
"Ohhhhh myyyyy goooooddddd..." Tenma groaned as she threw a pillow to her face, the bird calls have been keeping her up since 5am.
"Kaaaawwww-kawwwww! I've been calling for an hour motherfuckers! Kawwww-kawww!"
"Shut. The. Fuck. Up." Natasha mumbled through clenched teeth. Just like Tenma, she's been awake and annoyed.
"Kawww-kawwww!"
"Peeepppppppuuuuurrrrr! Turn the damn bird off!" Tony shouted from his room and muttered a few curses before he fell asleep again.
"Kawwww-kawwwww! Wake up!"
Loki twitched his eye controllably and pulled two pillows slowly to cover his aching ears.
"Kawwww-kawwww!" went the caller again.
"Just shut the hell up Cliiiinnnnntt!" Bruce shouted, he was trying his best not to hulk out.
"Awww heyulll nah! I ain't stopping till you get Lazy Bruce! Kawwww-kawww!" Clint called.
"Oh say can you see... By the dawn's early light..." Steve was miserably singing to hopefully drown the noise, "Oh Lady Liberty, what have I done wrong to deserve this.." he whimpered as he hugged his "buck bear" Teddy bear.
"KAWWWW- KAWWWWWW!" this was loudest Clint gave.
"By Odin's beard! Cease your calling!" Thor said as he stuffed his eats with the left over poptarts.
Clearly, Clint was ruining everyone's morning, even JARVIS woke up before 7am which was his program time.
Natasha had enough, so much so she got out of bed, not minding to wear her slippers and walked stiffly to the dining room where Clint was already cooking breakfast.
"Bird, bird, bird, bird is the word... Everybody knows that bird is the word..." Clint sang as he flipped a pancake.
"Ughh." Natasha groaned as she slumped down (most unfemininly) on the dining table's chair.
"Oh! Hello Natasha!" Clint cheerily said, stopping from his song to turn around and serve Natasha her plate, he stopped and looked at her.
"There's somethinf new about you..." Clint said, Natasha turned her head to face Clint.
"OHHHHHH MY MOTHER EAGLE! You need a make over!" He screamed at her.
The once beatiful Natasha Romanoff now looked like an old cafeteria lady who forgot to wash her face. There was eye dirt on the sides of her eyes, huge eye bags, and a a big red-head-bed-head.
"Is there something on my face?" Natasha asked sleepily.
"No. Nothing on your face sweetheart." Clint said in a motherly tone as he put his hands on his pink apron (saying "Kiss the Hawk"), "Its just thats it's your whole face that's already the problem."
By now Clint realized what he said, he expected a punch but none came. That was weird.
"You should not do that EVER again. Never do any bird calls. NEVER." Natasha sternly said instead as she poked her food with her fork.
Clint gulped, his crush looked horrifying, but he had to say his part, "Natasha, you mudy know that this is the only way to wake you guys up early!"
"But not all of us are early birds Clint." She replied blandly.
"If I did not do these bird calls then I'm sure you won't be up by now! Its already late in the morning!"
"It's 6am..."
"Exactly!"
Natasha huffed and put down her fork, Clint looked at her warily.
"You have to understand Natasha, there is no stopping the Hawk. I will be doing it everyday from now on."
And thats when Natasha snapped. Completely.
"E-everyday?" She asked in a choke.
"Yes. Everyday." Clint confirmed with a smile as he went back to frying his bacon.
Natasha felt her head swirl, she saw different kinds of birds and Clint's head replacing each one of their heads. She heard the different kinds of bird calls you only hear in the Discovery channel in her head and a half naked Clint dancing the Macarena.
And the last thing Clint heard from her this morning, was the sound of her breathe hitching down her throat...
"Naaatashaaaa... Naaataaaasssha... Natasha?" Tenma said as she poked the stiff red head.
"Yup, she's out cold." she informed Clint who gasped and clasped his cheeks in his hands.
"What do we do Doctor Tenma?!" he asked dramatically. Tenma put her chin he hands as if in deep thought.
She looked up at Clint with a sparkle in her eyes, "First of all…" she started and Clint returned a hopeful look, "I'm not a doctor."
"And then?" he asked.
"Uhhh… She's in a moment of mild trauma. Don't worry, nothing serious." Tenma shrugged and continued eating her breakfast.
Clint let out a breath as if he forgot to breathe, "Thank you Doctor!" he said as he sat beside Natasha and ate his breakfast as well.
"No problemo." Tenma said as she refilled her glass of milk.
"Good morning, Tenma, Clint, and Natasha!" Steve said as he walked into the dining room, wearing his American themed pajamas and a smile on his face.
"Good morning!" The two replied, Natasha just slightly hiccupped.
"What's wrong?" Steve asked the still stunned Natasha.
"Nothing." Tenma answered for her, "Just a mild case of trauma."
"Ahhh… Okay, seems fine." Steve said as he grabbed a newspaper from the table and read it while drinking his orange juice.
"About time you stopped your bird calls, Barton. Good morning Steve, Tenma, Romanoff." Loki grumbled as he walk in next, Tenma's eyes trailed down Loki's pale, long legs.
"And good morning to you, Loki!" Clint greeted.
"Good morning!" Tenma managed as her eyes stopped looking at his legs when she realized he was beside her already.
"And good morning Romanoff." He repeated, no reply, he poked Natasha's hand which was on the dining table. Still no reply.
"Queer, she usually retaliates at my touch." Loki said as he narrowed his eyes at the redhead.
"Nothing to worry about Loki." Steve said from his newspaper as he shoved some bacon in his mouth. "As Tenma says it, just a mild case of trauma."
Loki turned to Tenma, "Mild?" he asked.
Tenma nodded as she drank her glass of milk without making eye contact, she honestly wasn't so sure anymore.
"Morning." Bruce said as he walked into the dining room, shifting his bed room slippers to the drinks table to make a cup of chamomile tea.
"Morning!" everyone replied cheerily, except for Natasha and Loki's was more of a mumble.
"Natasha?" Bruce asked, Loki rolled his eyes, "There's evidently going to be a line…" he said as he heard the same type of question.
"Mild state of trauma." Steve answered.
"Doesn't look like it, looks like on the verge of 'severe'…" Bruce said as he scrunched up his face at the sight of Natasha's big eye bags and messy hair.
"So! Where's Thor?" Tenma shot up, trying to change the topic.
"I have awakened Lady Tenma! I had the most amazing slumber!" He said proudly as he walked into the room and took the bacon that was still in the pan. Clint scoffed at his manners.
"Good morning, Thor." Loki said with an unnatural tone in his voice.
"Ah, of course, good morning everyone!"
They all drawled a reply, knowing that Thor has finished the last remaining bacon from the pan.
"What is wrong with the lady Romanoff?" Thor asked from his mouthful of eggs.
"Please mind your manners Thor, and according to Tenma, it is a mild case of trauma." Loki replied.
"From what?" Thor asked.
Everybody fell silent, "Yeah from what Clint?" Tenma asked, "I walked into the room and I see Natasha already in that state."
Clint scratched the back of his head, "I honestly don't know. I can't tell if it was something that I said, or was it the food or the fact that I told her that she needed a makeover…"
"Totally the makeover part." Bruce replied as he sipped his tea.
"Hey, is anyone going to give Tony his breakfast?" Steve asked.
"Tony…" Clint mumbled, "That's it! Tony can see what's wrong with Natasha!"
"Stark does have a way with words, we don't need to science to figure it out if Tony gets to try to talk to her." Bruce said.
"Stark is grounded though, we will have to go to his room." Loki reminded the team.
"Loki is right, we go into Stark's room and solve Natasha's case." Steve said as he drank all his orange juice and ate the last bacon strip he had on his plate.
"Hold on! I'm not done cleaning the plates up!" Clint was piling the plates up on the sink and wiped his hands on his pink apron which said "Kiss the Clint".
As Clint finished his chore and placed the plates back in order the Avengers, Loki, and Tenma finally made their way to Tony's room.
They surrounded the hallway to Tony's room, they chose Bruce to do the knocking because he was his closest friend, with much argument, Bruce complied.
"knock, knock, knock" went Bruce's knocking "Tony?" he said loudly then knocked the same pattern. No response. "Tony?" Bruce said louder, still no response.
He turned back to the rest of the team who were just looking down, picking their nails, whistling, as if they didn't care.
Bruce rolled his eyes and knocked louder, "Tony… I know you're in there!" He said.
"People are asking where you've been!" Clint suddenly piped up in a sing song voice.
"They say "help Tasha", and we're trying to!" Tenma sang as well.
"We failed and we're out here for you." Loki blandly sang.
"Just let us iiiin!" Thor sang in a deep dramatic voice.
"She's only in a trauma, not a really big deal." Steve sang softly.
"What are we gonna dooooo?" Bruce sang in.
Suddenly the door opened, "We're gonna help Natashaaa!" Tony sang and the team smiled "And help her from her traumaaaa." they finished.
"Yes, of couuuurse." Tony sang again. The team couldn't help but giggle and laugh that singing was actually the first step to helping their friend.
"So, bring the gal in!" Tony said, he opened his door wider and the room was surprisingly clean.
"Steve, Clint." Bruce said and beckoned the two to bring her. They fetched her from downstairs and brought her up, they held her like a doll and she stayed perfectly still.
"Woah. Severe trauma, totally severe trauma." Tony said as he set out a swiveling chair as the boys pushed Natasha down to sit.
"Sorry Natasha…" Clint mumbled.
Suddenly, Natasha gave a weak hiccup. The rest of the team checked it out as well.
"What are you trying to say Nat…" Tenma softly said as she looked into Natasha's un-blinking eyes.
Tony cracked his knuckles and stretched his neck, Loki looked at him and arched an eyebrow.
"Oookaaay!" Tony said as he bent down to meet Natasha's eyes, "Tell me everything."
"That means you, Clint." Tenma said and Clint stepped forward.
The group surrounded Clint and some sat on the floor, "The first thing I did was I greeted her a good morning and she looked terribly bad, with her red-head-bed-head and eye bags so I told her, "Sister, you need a make over." Then she told me that I had to stop making bird calls then I told her that it was the only fool-proof way to wake all of you up!"
"Really? Fool-proof?" Loki sarcastically said and ended with a snort.
"Yeah! If I sang 'My Heart Will Go on' by Celine Dion, you think you guys will wake up?!" Clint said as he gave quick head bob at Loki who was sitting down, the god just stared up at Clint with bored eyes.
"Clint's voice is actually quite nice when he sings ballads." Steve said happily as he swayed on the velvet rug he sat on.
"True Rogers, just like this day he sang 'I Will Always Love You' by Lady Houston to dear friend Natasha." Thor said, Clint nodded his head proudly at Loki and the whole team muttered positive reviews of the day he sang the said song.
"About Natasha…" Loki said through gritted teeth.
"Oh yeah, speak again Legolas." Tony said to Clint.
"After that, I remember myself telling her that I will be doing the 'morning call' every morning from now on, then telling her on how you should mix the spices with the egg after a minute it is cooked then telling her I know about this girl down street named Veronica who can do great make overs and-" Clint was stopped by Tony, the billionaire held out a finger and stroked his non-existent goatee.
"I know what caused her to stay in this obviously severe state of trauma..." Tony seriously said.
The Avengers, Loki, and Tenma, edged closer to Tony, their eyes widening at the suspense.
"You shocked her, Clint." Tony said as he gave an unnecessary smoulder.
"Gasp." The crowd went, even Clint. "B-but how?! Why?!" Barton said.
"Because you're an idiot. That's why." Tony replied, still giving a smoulder.
"No, seriously. How?" Clint asked again.
"Because you're an idiot, Barton, that's w- Oww!" Tony went again but was stopped by a smack on the head by Loki.
"What Stark is trying to say, is that your words probably had a very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very ,very, very, very, very, very, negative effect on her. Putting her in a state of trauma. I would believe when you stated that you will be doing the 'bird calls' every time, was the one that triggered the problem." Loki explained.
"That's a lot of very's." Steve pipped.
Everyone looked at Clint, who was craning his head down in disappointment.
"Clint, it's okay. Everyone does mistakes." Bruce said comfortingly.
"Yeah, and I'm sure Natasha will forgive you when she goes back to normal." Tenma said as well.
"Uhh, IF she gets back to normal. You traumatized her bird brain." Tony said, earning another smack on the head from Loki.
Clint sighed, as Steve rubbed his back gingerly.
"Barton, do you need some cheering up?" Thor asked.
"No Thor. I'm a grown teen. I don't need any cheering up." Clint said in a depressed tone, he sighed and groaned excessively, everyone was surrounding him now and sitting on the floor.
"Clint, I know you're sad now... Natasha's all frozen yes we know..." Tenma started.
"But we have hope, and we're trying to." Steve sang along.
"You know we're sitting here for you." Bruce said as he put another hand on Clint's back.
"Just let us in..." Loki sadly sang along, after receiving a nudge from Tenma.
"You only have all us, is not that enough?" Thor sang.
"And I know what we're gonna doooooo!" Tony sang in staccato.
All the teens (except for Natasha) looked up to the now standing Tony.
"We're not going to build a snow maaaan!" Tony sang and the group groaned.
"But we're going to the beach now!" Tony sang again.
"What the heeellll..." Clint sang to finish the song.
"Yeah, Peps just texted me while you guys were singing that stupid song." Tony said, "It's not stupid, it helps people..." Steve replied.
"She said that we gotta go to this private island cause people are complaining on why I am not using it for some reason..." Tony said as he scrolled down the message on his phone.
"Wow. So when are we leaving?" Bruce asked.
"Later, like, an hour from now."
"But Natasha is still unwell." Loki said, the whole group fell silent, they couldn't leave Natasha alone in the Stark Tower.
"I guess we'll just have to bring her." Tony said as he shrugged and walked out of the room.
"And I thought he was still grounded..." Tenma said as they watched the teenage billionaire walk barefoot down the stairs to eat his breakfast.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAnd it stops here! Next chapter coming out soon! This is one hell of a ride! I love writing this!
Anywaay, credits to Frozen, I am so sorry non-Frozen fans. If you do not get the reference then I am sorry... Well, just try to sing along with it.~
As you most know about my other story aka my only other story, I will be continuing it, do not worry, I am just busy with school work that's all. I just took some spare time to do this cause I CARE ABOUT YOU DOODS. *free T Hiddy and RDJ branded cookies for everyone yeee-haw*
I really, really, really, hope you enjoyed. Please, please, review, and I wanna thank all the newest reviews, favs, and follows, thank you dears.
See you all soon! LIKE. REAL. SOON. CHECK. YOUR. BED. MWAHAHAHA-
~Mizra
