Please enjoy Hawkeye Airlines. *RANDOM MUCH*

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"So we just pretty much lift her up and toss her inside?"

"It is the Son of Stark's orders…"

"Okay, then we gotta do what us men gotta do, on my count… One…"

"Two…"

"Three!" Thor and Clint grunted as they threw the still Natasha into the Stark plane's cushioned filled floor.

Thor placed his hands on his hips and looked at the slightly distraught-looking Clint. "What is the matter son of Barton?"

Clint twitched his lip and made a beak-like pout, "Do you think she'll be okay in there? Arms all flailed about and legs intertwined… Makes her look like a spaghetti noodle with a finishing touch of red hair for tomato sauce…"

Thor had to agree, Lady Romanoff looked quite pathetic in her state, "I still wonder on how she is still stunned… You must have uttered some powerful words to put her into this deep awake-slumber Barton."

"Gee, I guess so…" Clint muttered before giving one last look at Natasha and heading back to Tony's room.

*INTO THE HOUSE OF STARK WE GO WOOSH*

Tony was standing in the middle of the sitting Loki, Bruce, and Tenma; the three looking extremely annoyed at their "pitiful" state.

The three were each checking their own big black travelling bag which apparently held all the stuff the team needed for the trip.

Tony smirked at the sight of each of them sitting or squatting on the floor as he looked back at the list on his phone.

"Tenma! Three bottles of Sunblock?" Tony said as he commanded Tenma to check the bag.

"Check." She replied.

"Bruce! Instant Noodles, Shawarma, and Pancakes?"

"All here."

"Lokster! Water for everyone?"

"Isn't it illegal to bring big masses of water on a plane?" Loki asked warily, giving a glare at Stark.

"We need water to live Loki. Duh!" Tony said sarcastically, "So, are there?"

"See for yourself!"

"Don't be difficult, Reindeergames!"

Bruce sighed, "There are, Tony. Loki, Tenma, we just have to bear with this douche for a little while longer."

"Hey! That wasn't very nice!" Tony said with a pout, "Okay, moving on. Cookies?"

"Check." Tenma replied, she wanted to eat one.

"Pancake mix, Poptarts, and inflatable life savers, Brucey?"

"Here. But Thor ate some Poptarts already so one of the boxes have holes."

"That's fine, Loki, you got the Wii, Xbox, PS3 and all their chargers?"

Loki took time in looking for this, there were just so much wires, and what's an Xbox? "I guess, everything is here…" he muttered.

"Okay! We're all set to go! Everybody grab your stuff! We're going to the beach!" Tony said happily raising his arms up in the air. Bruce, Loki, and Tenma, zipped up the three bags and got their own bags from their rooms. Steve helped Tenma pack some of Natasha's things, and carried some of the other's personal belongings as well.

On the top floor was the plane, Clint was in it already; and soon the whole group was on it, except for Tony... as usual.

"You're late, by ten minutes dude." Clint said from the pilot's seat as he switched on the plane's engine and took off.

"I'm FABULOUSLY late, and it's good to have friends who can wait." Tony said as he boarded the plane. He was wearing his red and gold trunks already and a shirt. He smelled like sunblock and his shades were fancily placed on the top of his head.

"Next time, we won't be waiting, Stark." Loki said.

"No more donuts for you." Tony replied with a smirk, everybody looked at Loki. "Yeah, that's right, Reindeergames has been stealing the sweet bagels."

"Shut it, Stark. If it wasn't for Tenma, I would've never known it." Loki replied, glaring back at Thor who was arching an eyebrow at him.

"Pfft. Lame excuse for the God of 'lies'." Clint said from the front.

"Get back to your driving Barton or we'll crash." Loki spat, he started blushing from the stares the team was giving him.

"You probably wouldn't have eaten it for, Tenma." Bruce stated.

"Or continued to eat it." Steve said.

"Or finish the whole damn box!" Tony exclaimed.

Loki just stared at them all, Tenma looked at him seriously. "Guys," she started, "it doesn't even matter… What matters is the fact that HE DIDN'T SHARE WITH ME."

"Good point, and to the point he took my American themed one…" Steve muttered sadly.

"God of Evil, you are." Tony said as he put his headphones on.

"I bought those donuts." Bruce said as he pursed up his lips and started fiddling with his phone.

Thor smiled, "No wonder you have gained weight brother!" he said happily and took a seat on a row beside Tenma.

Loki looked at Tenma who was beside him, she was reading a book without looking at him.

"Am I really… You know…" Loki began as he threw a worried face at her. "What?" She asked.

"G-gaining weight?" he stammered. Tenma laughed breathily, "We'll see, later in the beach." She said before going back to her read

Natasha was placed on one of the white leather seats and she looked like a doll. Steve was right in front of her, practicing his 'skills' on a tablet Tony bought him. He put down the tablet and glanced at the wide-eyed Natasha.

"Scary." He whimpered and went back to tapping on the screen.

The ride was soon quiet and peaceful, and Tony was playing "Fancy" by Iggy Azalea and was jamming to it.

Loki was sleeping and Tenma and Thor were taking selfies with him.

Bruce was trying to upload his twitter status:

"I'm going to the beach on my favorite rocket ship, going through the sky, a little Einstein :-D!"

But soon found out that the plane did not support wi-fi connection.

Clint was humming his own tune of "The Final Countdown" as he reached for the speaker to announce something to the passengers.
"Attention geniuses, gods, democratic, and girls; this is your Captain Hawkeye speaking and we are close by our destination, please prepare your belongings and Natasha for landing. Please handle Natasha "with care" Thanks for your cooperation. Stay awesome."

The plane began to land, Loki helped Tenma with her bag and Natasha's, Thor and Steve stayed perfectly still at the sudden movement of the plane while holding the bags, Bruce cleaned up his spot and helped with the extra luggage while Tony just put on his sunglasses.

The planed landed on top of a mansion, with a machine just like JARVIS waiting for them.

"Thank you for riding Hawkeye Airlines, please take all your belongings with you. I would really hate it if you guys leave a mess because I'll have to clean it up, thank you." Clint paged the team. Tony groaned and stretched before walking to the exit of the plane.

The door opened with a hiss. The billionaire smiled as he walked down the stairs set up by the AI waiting for them.

"Hello, JARVIS2! What news do you bring me on this fine day?" he asked the machine. Suddenly, it showed a hologram of Pepper standing in a strict manner.

"Anthony Edward Stark, you are receiving the live hologram message of me, Pepper." The hologram looked at him, and Tony took of his shades.

"Hey Pepps!" he said cheerfully, flashing a wide grin.

"You are to stay here for the month, the feds will take the island if you don't use it any sooner. I have instructed the cleaning machine to clean up the place especially for you, now don't make any more mess or trouble. No partying with the locals, no going to the next island and definitely no attracting SHIELD's attention. Have fun kids! And say hello to Tenma for me and that Fury is putting her officially on day-off." The hologram ended and Tony grinned again. He's going to totally party with the locals.


So sorry for the late update. School makes me busy and sucks the fun out of everything. Do not forget to check out the new story I've made and for the peeps who look forward to The Girl and the God I SWEAR THAT THE NEXT CHAPTER IS COMING SOON.

Thanks for not giving up on me!

I'm pretty busy so the next chapter is coming not so soon! TOODLES

~Mizra;)