Hello! I have returned with another chapter of Raikiri- Before There Was Hatake Kakashi. The reason why I am updating so fast is because I am so pumped for this! It is awesome, the idea is awesome, it's just awesome in general. Anyway, forwards!

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Yurei-sama: Yes, cold stuff causes cramps and crap, but the temporary relief is worth it. Besides, who doesn't like cookies 'n' cream?!

lovetolongago: OMG I didn't even realise that Yuki was acting so much like Snape! Ahahahaha… alright let's just say that this isn't Yuki's normal behaviour. She's just solemn because she is very empathic, and can sense the mood around Kakashi. You know what? I'm going to actually write a one-shot or crack-fic based on how Yuki is Snape and when she/he reveals herself to Kakashi/Harry….. HUEHUEHUEHUEHUE…

Ddragon21: Not sure about the pairing at this point in time, but yes, most likely they will be paired together. There are some very subtle hints about Yuki's former identity. This is post-Fourth Shinobi war, but I will make Kakashi 27 just for the sake of it. Yuki is 25. The Golden trio's generation will be in seventh year. As for the chakra/magic thing, all will be revealed soon….

Also thank you everybody who reviewed!

Disclaimer- I don't own Harry Potter or Naruto. Kishi does, and I am forever jealous of him for that.

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BANG*CRASH*THUMP!

"Shit!"

"Ow."

"Hatake," came the muffled voice of Yuki, who was currently face-first in the ground under Kakashi who was lying disoriented from the trip. "Hurry up and get off me before I decide that you deserve a good kick in the balls and do just that as soon as I stand."

"Hai, hai…"

Stumbling to his feet, Kakashi offered a hand to Yuki, looking around at the landscape. Trees surrounded them quite thickly, letting little light shine through the canopy to fall on the forest floor.

"Now, Kakashi, I believe that you owe me an explanation. So, explain."

"Saa, no need to rush, we have plenty of tim-"

"Yes but I want answers. Now. To various questions. Like why I was dragged from Konoha to somewhere else that doesn't even look like it's from our world, and who the hell that voice was, and what it meant by 'she is a former occupant of that world'. Frankly, this is confusing me to hell and back, and I hate not knowing these things. And since you seem to have the answers to most of the aforementioned questions, you seem like the best person to turn to at this point in time."

He sighed, averting his eye from her body's profile. Reluctantly, he began to speak.

"You are a reincarnation of sorts of a person from this universe. Yes, you heard me right, we're in a complete other universe. Please, don't interrupt and hear me out till the end, alright?"

A nod.

"Alright, how should I begin… Well, it started on October 31st, 1981, when I was 15 months old…"

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Cornflower blue eyes narrowed imperceptibly. Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore linked his fingers together, before closing his eyes and taking a breath. The ritual had worked, just with slight changes.

For one, Harry Potter was not standing in the middle of the circle drawn on the stony floor in which he was meant to appear.

Two, the wards of Hogwarts had alerted him to the appearance of magical signatures in the Forbidden Forest.

Three: there were two magical signatures.

Severus shot a questioning sort of glare at Albus- not that he knew how a glare could be questioning, but that was beside the point.

"Come Severus. It appears that we have guests. It is in the nature of a good host to greet their guests, is it not?"

Severus stared blankly at him.

The damned twinkle was back in his eyes again.

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Yuki stared at Kakashi.

He stared back.

She leant back, took a deep breath, released it, and started to massage her forehead.

"Alright. So to sum up what you're saying, we're both reincarnations of nutcases who were part of one of the craziest generations in existence, we were reincarnated as crazier nutcases in an entire village of nutcases as part of an even crazier generation, now other nutcases which served as teachers of sorts to us have deemed it safe to summon us- well, you, I was dragged along for the ride. Believe me, I'd rather be home categorising the newest stash of weapons I found in an abandoned cave- back to the orginal world of nutcases, and now we're in a so-called Forbidden Forest which is part of the school that teaches nutcases like us magic. Oh and there was a war that broke out when you were fifteen, and you and I both died taking out major players on the 'Dark' side of the war, me the lieutenant and you the leader. You have all your memories from this world, I don't. Have I got that right?"

A nod.

She exhaled noisily, before lying down on the dank grass to stare at the treetops.

"I think that we should get moving, Yuki."

"Hmm?"

"The wards of Hogwarts-" Here snorts of laughter could be heard, "will alert the Headmaster to our chakra signatures, no, magical signatures. We should head out of the forest and meet him at the gates at least. I mean, common courtesy, right?" Kakashi finished with an eyesmile.

Yuki released a scoff. "Oh, that is rich! Common courtesy? Coming from a person like you? I mean, have you even noticed that you tend to arrive, oh, I don't know, at least three hours late to basically everything?"

"… Touché…"

"Mm-hmm."

"Anyways, let's get moving!"

"Fine, fine. But first, help me up."

"Lazy." But he moved to pull her up off the ground anyway.

As they came to the edge of the treeline, Yuki could see the castle of 'Hogwarts' in the distance. A large, sparkling lake was to their right, and a small wooden hut was seen with a pumpkin patch behind it.

"Wow…"

"Aa…"

"I can't help but think that I've seen this before…"

"That would possibly be your old memories returning."

"You think so?"

"Yeah."

They started striding towards the castle. As they neared it, they could see the huge doors opening, and two figures stepping out.

"Should we be on guard?"

"Mmm… no. That's the headmaster Dumbledore Albus and the potions master Snape Severus."

He muttered, "Also known as the old coot and the greasy dungeon bat."

"Potions?"

"I'll fill you in about Hogwarts when we're there. But for the meantime, don't tell him about our past lives, or even the fact that we had past lives. For now, we are simply two dimensional travellers of sorts who are lost and want to find their way home." He finished with an eyesmile.

"Uh, no. Kakashi, we're anything but simple, so your plan won't really work. However, I think that we should show off a few of our abilities, not all, mind you, a few, just so that they know not to mess with us."

"But Yuki there's enemies out there. They wouldn't have summoned me back if they thought that all the danger was gone. What if an enemy catches wind of our abilities and wants to capture us?"

"Pshh, we can handle them. Besides, since you're the one with memories of this life, you know what they can or can't do."

"I suppose so. Look, we've arrived."

The two of them craned their necks back, taking in the castle of Hogwarts. The doors themselves were huge, and in front of them stood the two aforementioned professors.

Dumbledore started talking with an incessant twinkle in his eye. Kakashi stared blandly. Snape sneered at the two shinobi. Yuki wondered if the old man with lucid purple robes used some kind of eyedrop to create that twinkle in his eye."

"Hello there, dear travellers. What brings you to Hogwarts?"

"Maa, nothing much. Just got lost I guess."

"Lost you say? Well, I can't imagine how you got lost in the middle of the plains of Scotland, but would you mind introducing you and your lady friend?"

"Hmm? Oh, I'm Hatake Kakashi and that's-"

Yuki swung her arm into Kakashi's neck.

"And I'm Suzumi Yukinaru."

"Oh? Is that so? And pray tell, where were you going when you got lost?"

"We were heading home, for the Land of Fire, Konohagakure no Sato."

"Koh-noh-ha-ga-kuu-rey noh say-toe? What a peculiar name."

"Yes but that's in the national language of our country. Translated, it would roughly mean 'The Village Hidden in the Leaves."

"If I'm not mistaken, then the national language of their, country, is Japanese, Headmaster."

While this exchange was happening, Kakashi was choking, trying to get his throat to open up after Yuki had hit him. Kami that woman had a strong backhand!

"And pray tell, how did you get lost?"

"Fate decided that we were destined for something other than home. Our destinies have been decided, and there is nothing a loser like you can do to change it. I will defeat you, for that is what Fate has decided."

"Yuki, channelling a bit too much of Neji there."

"Oh, sorry."

"But back to the topic at hand. Yes, what she said was partially true. I am led to believe that we have somehow, dimension travelled."

"Dimension travelled, you say?"

"Yes and we're trying to get back home. But the thing is, we don't know where is home. If only we had a library…"

Dumbledore's eyes twinkled even fiercely. He could employ these two, and in the meantime gain knowledge about them and Harry Potter! What's more, if these two accept the offer, the subject could be beneficial to the students as well!

"Well, my dear girl, Hogwarts does have the biggest wizarding library in existence."

Yuki stared intently at Dumbledore. "Go on."

"However, you two are much too old to be enrolled as students. Only students and teachers are allowed to use the library. So what I'm saying is –"

"You want us to teach, right?"

"Exactly! You would, however, need to show a display of your competantcy for this subject in front of the other professors."

"What subject is it?"

"Why, it's Physical Defence and Education."

"So we're teaching the students how to fight without magic?"

"Why, yes."

"Yuki, I think we should talk about this first-"

"We'll take it."

Kakashi signed in resignation. "That woman… I swear, she's going to be the death of me someday."

"Excellent! Come now, you're just in time for lunch, and all the professors will be there. A perfect chance for you to demonstrate you're abilities."

"Thank you for allowing us this position, uh-"

"Albus Dumbledore, Headmaster. But everybody calls me Professor or Professor Dumbledore."

"Thanks for allowing us this position, Professor."

"No problem my dear girl."

They followed the two professors through the halls and into the Great Hall.

They craned their necks, trying to take in everything at once. Well, Yuki was, Kakashi was pretending to keep up the 'lost travellers' persona.

When the finally reached the Great Hall, Yuki couldn't hold it in anymore

"SUGOI! This place is awesome!"

Kakashi sighed. "Yes, I suppose so."

Dumbledore led them to the staff table, most of whom's attention had been drawn to the strange people when the girl had let out that yell.

"Staff of Hogwarts, I am pleased to announce to you that I have found two suitable professors for our newest elective, Physical Defence and Education, or PDE. But first, we need to see a show of their abilities before we can accept them as professors. So, Miss Yukinaru, Mr Kakashi, if you would?"

"Sure, Prof. And just so you know, we introduced ourselves surname first, so my first name is Yukinaru and his is Kakashi. What would you like us to do?"

"Just demonstrate your physical abilities, dear girl."

"Hai. Come on, Yuki."

The two shinobi walked a fair distance away from the staff table.

'The house tables are missing, so they do put the tables away during the summer holidays.' Kakashi pondered.

"When you're ready, Mr Hatake, Miss Suzumi."

The two shifted into a ready stance. They stood there, some metres apart, merely staring at each other. Suddenly, as if a switch had been flipped, the two sprung into action. They shot at each other, Kakashi throwing a punch. Yuki deflected it with ease, grabbing his arm and flipping him over her head. He regained his footing and swung a roundhouse kick at her. She bent backwards at inhumane levels, grabbing his out stretched leg and pulling him towards her, readying a jab towards his solar plexus. He caught her hand and spun into a scissors kick midair. She blocked with her arms, flipping back into a handstand before standing up again. The next few minutes were filled with a multitude of punches, kicks and holds before Dumbledore yelled, "Stop!"

The two froze, Yuki's leg coiled up in preparation for a kick, Kakashi's arm over her shoulder being held by one of her hands in a tight grip.

"Please, Mr Hatake, Miss Suzumi, I think that we've seen enough, have we not?"

Rounds of nods confirmed his sentiments.

"You are more than qualified to teach the students. Now, come sit down for lunch, and then I will take you to your sleeping quarters and classroom, as well as explain a few rules."

"Thank you, Professor Dumbledor-"

THWACK!

"Shit!"

Yuki lowered her outstretched leg. "That," she sniffed, "was for landing on me when we arrived here. Now, we're even!"

Kakashi removed himself from where he was embedded in the wall.

"That was mean, Yuki." He fake sobbed.

"Well, suck it up, princess, and get a life."

"You make life so hard though…"

"I know, I'm perfectly well aware of that."

Throughout lunch, there were many stares directed at them. Finally, Yuki had enough.

"OH come on! If you're going to stare at us like a petting zoo, then at least try to make it inconspicuous! Geez…"

McGonagall was the first to snap out of it. "Young lady! Why, I never… In my day, we would have never even dreamed of talking to our seniors like that! Do have some respect!"

"Minerva, you can't blame the poor girl. After all, we were staring at her and her companion long enough to make them feel rather uncomfortable and it is rather rude." Filius Flitwick interjected in his squeaky voice.

McGonagall looked uncomfortable. "Yes, well, I suppose so."

Kakashi and Yuki looked at each other.

You think they have questions?

Yeah, most likely.

Should we answer them or infuriate them?

Maa, maa. No need to make more enemies.

Alright. We'll answer them later though.

Hai.

"Now Miss Suzumi, Mr Hatake, if you are done, please follow me to your quarters."

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Their rooms turned out to be rather spacious. There were blank banners that would show whatever insignia the occupant wanted. There was a Konoha symbol obviously, but there was one for the Hatake Clan, and one for the Suzumi Clan, both once-great clans having only one living member now. The rooms themselves were quite spacious, with a fireplace in the corner and a king-sized four-poster bed. There were two rooms; obviously they expected Yuki to sleep in a different room from Kakashi. There was an adjoined lounge or common room of sorts, with bathrooms linked from each of their rooms. The classroom was large and spacy. The headmaster invited them to decorate it however they wanted. Yuki immediately capitalised on the paint. Kakashi finally found his Icha Icha and decided to start reading.

And thus, the next school year began.

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