Hello everyone ! I'm back ! Sorry that it took me so long to update , but after having trouble with chapter 2 , well I kind of got a little frustrated ( she said picking up the old computer pieces ) well okay maybe very frustrated , but here's chapter 3 ! So I hope you enjoy !

CHAPTER 3

"Hello everyone ! I'm back ! Yes I know you were all wondering where I've been , well I've been sort off busy ." she said nervously smiling.

"Yeah she busted her computer after it deleted her summary over five times , and had to work to buy a new one ." Kai said with a grin.

"Yeah and everyone can see how upset Kai is about this , and how he laughed as I did slave work just so I could do my last chapter for all of you , so you better read it !" she said then cleared her throat and straightened her paper's." Now let us begin , so we left off with making fun of Jay , and now I believe we are at the beginning of the ninja's true potential's .

"Yes now were talking." Jay said dancing around she smirked.

"Oh and did I mention that I had to skip a couple episodes ?" she asked they stared at her.

"Which ones ?!" Cole asked she chuckled softly.

"Oh just : Tick tock , once bitten twice shy, and the royal blacksmiths." she said the three boys gasped.

"B-but that's all of our true potentials ?!" Cole said folding his arms .

"Oh don't be so cranky ." she said as the three pouted (well except Zane he was actually calm ).

"She didn't skip mine." Kai said smirking as he folded his arms over his chest.

"Well as a matter of fact , I had to skip part of the green ninja episode but ill summarize it a bit , we wouldn't want to miss Kai's stupidity." she said Kai let out a frustrated sigh and face palmed himself as Cole laughed.

"Not so smart now are you spark plug ?" Cole asked as the other boys laughed.

(And yes sometimes , well ugh , most of the time the boy's act like big babies , mostly Kai , so don't be so surprised to see them so immature.)

"Okay so sensei Wu went to go get garmadon to help save poor Lloyd who is still Pythor's prisoner , and brings him back , and yes , as we all guessed the boys freak out , and Kai is very suspicious of garmadon because of his extra arms ( okay that's a little freaky ) because now he is able to poses all four golden weapons . So anyway Kai gets a very stupid idea , and decides that if he faces lord garmadon then he will be the green ninja , so after a few days Kai faces lord garmadon and "defeats" him (not) and gets yelled at by sensei (hahaha) and then they find Lloyd , well they would have found him sooner if Kai stayed on the bridge instead of spying on Nya and sensei !" she said her hands on her hips.

"Yeah some brother I have ." Nya said folding her arms.

"Hey I was keeping watch." Kai said the two girls looked at each other and shook there heads.

"Yeah, yeah, so anyway, get ready for a shocker ! watch out world ! because Kai does something right ! "she said the boys laughed well except for Kai.

"Man this is a day to remember , a historical moment ." Cole said she now laughed.

"Okay so instead of taking the fang blade that Kai desperately wanted he went for Lloyd who at this point was on a floating rock in the middle of the volcano . And Kai unlocks his true potential and brings Lloyd safely back to the bounty and saves the day , but then they figure out that Lloyds the green ninja ."

( Oh I love that episode ! Kai is so jealous ! )

"So all of that competition , arguing , and acting like adolescents was for nothing ." Nya said shaking her head.

"No it gave me something to laugh at and added more spice to the show ." she said and the two girls laughed." But anyway back to cuteness , so Lloyd is now the green ninja and in the next episode Pythor is finding the last fang blade and I think that its so cute when sensei , Nya , and the boys get caught and are stuck in a cage Lloyd comes to save them !" she said sighing.

"Yeah , yeah, but I recall Lloyd needing his father and a whole skeleton army to help him , because he couldn't handle it ." Kai said she narrowed her eyes and put her hands on her hips.

"Sledge hammer or razor sharp axe ?" Nya asked her she thought and laughed evilly at Kai's scared expression.

"Hmm , we better use he sledge hammer , a razor sharp axe is to bloody . and we don't want to disgust our readers because of Kai ." she said Nya handed her the hammer she smiled wickedly as she whacked his head.

"Ugh , compared to this I prefer the stick ." Kai said rubbing a big bump on his head.

"Now unless any one has any more bad comments about Lloyd or my summary ?" she asked holding her hammer above the boys.

"No I do not." Zane said shaking his head.

"What ? bad comments about Lloyd ? no way." Cole said .

"P-please continue ." Jay said nervously she set down her hammer.

"Good , now to continue my summary." she said clearing her throat as she proceeded." Now the next episode is , rise of the great devourer , and it makes me cry when sensei is holding down Pythor and they are about to get eaten." she said her eyes watering." But sadly the show must go on , so we will continue on Lloyds cuteness.

"So basically they were trying to throw all four fang blades into torch fire mountain after stealing them from Pythor during there battle when Lloyd saved the day ! But while the ninja are partying Pythor sneaks aboard and ties poor Lloyd to a punching bag and gags him, and by the time Lloyd can get free to warn the others , Pythor has already sabotaged the ship and the boys and sensei are basically hanging over the volcano and they end up falling ! "She said so dramatically that Jay gasped.

"That's terrible !" Jay said.

"But don't worry Nya catches them." ( so you can all relax and breath through your nose )

"That was a close one." Jay said whipping his forehead and Cole whacked his arm.

"Seriously Jay ? You were there to." Cole said Jay smiled.

"I knew that ." jay said she rolled her eyes.

"Anyway so Pythor ends up getting away with the four fang blades , but that was after Lloyds kicks his face ( Oh yeah go Lloyd ! oh yeah go Lloyd !)." And now they are pursuing after him before he reaches ouroborus.

( I'm really sad at this part , especially when I first watched the episode , when poor sensei sacrifices himself by holding down Pythor and they both get eaten. But don't worry when the devourer explodes sensei comes out alive ! Oops I hope you already knew that , ugh, spoiler ? )

"I don't like this part !" Jay said putting his hands over his eyes.

"Me either , lets skip it ." she said turning the page ." Okay so after the tragic 'death' the ninja , Nya , and little Lloyd get back in the bounty and are now being chased by the great devourer , and the more this snake consumes the more it grows, so don't the boys throw over 99.9% of there things and the devourer eats it .

"We did not know that as it consumed it would grow ." Zane said folding his arms over his chest.

"Yeah well that's a great excuse.

"Well the bounty did get crushed anyway after it got eaten by the devourer and we all had to go to the junkyard , and we did the tornado of creation to create the ultra sonic raider , and Zane gets like half his face torn off and-

"Hey I'm the one telling the story !

( How do you like that ? Cole's stealing my thunder ! )

And now she continued , well , after hitting Cole in the head with a sledge hammer .

"So after Zane's poor face got torn off , Lloyd figured out that there was a little teeny spot on the devourer's head that can possibly destroy him." she said Kai looked at her and folded his arms.

"He did not ! I did ! ." Kai whined .

"I like it better that way , got a problem with it ?' she asked holding the sledge hammer over his head.

"N-no , ugh, sorry to interrupt ." he said she smiled and set down her sledge hammer.

"That's what I thought , now we may continue . So the ninja raced to ninjago to save it before the now really huge snake consumes it, but the devourer is already snacking on the city. ( Oops sorry we are now on the episode day of the great devourer ) and there ultra dragon shows up to help fight and at that very moment , Lloyd and Nya who is in her samurai x suit , are hanging onto a pole stuck in the devourers mouth , but don't worry Lloyd and Nya don't die .

"And the ninja save the city , and my personal favorite part is when Lloyd makes a funny comment about Lloyds chili."

"There is nothing wrong with my chili ! "Cole said folding his arms and pouting.

"Wow try to imagine something worse then Coles chili ." Jay said thinking.

"I know eating it !" she said they all , well , except for Cole , laughed.

"Oh man , so that was season one of my awesome amazing summary of Lloyd Montgomery garmadon , and Kai one word out of you and I'm bringing out the axe." she said Kai zipped his mouth shut.

KNOCK, KNOCK, KNOCK

She walks over opens the door screams and faints.

"What ? what did I do ?" Lloyd asked looking down at her.

"Nothing Lloyd , just another crazy fan girl with an abscission over you and sledge hammers." Cole said putting a hand on his shoulder.

THE END ...

AUTHOERS NOTE :

Hi guys ! I really hope you enjoyed ! And yes the computer did delete my summary five times and no I did not really bust my computer and I did not do slave work to buy a new one. Oh and if there are any Kai fans reading , please don't think that I hate Kai just because I torture him to death ! He's actually my second favorite character , I don't know why I like torturing him , but anyway thanks for reading ! I like to thank my followers and supporters : DarkRed101 , magicwolfpups123 ,and DarkSoulDragon , and any other followers I may have ! Ive been thinking about doing another summary on season two possibly and it would have Lloyd in it , PLEASE REVIEW !