AN: Here is another scene I wish the REAL youtubers would do. This is satire on Epic Rap Battles, so I do not own any of it.

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF AWAKENING!

THARJA VERSUS LUCINA!

BEGIN!

Lucina: Ah Tharja, just the girl I wanted to see.

Let me just show you how sharp Falchion can be.

For the last time, Robin doesn't really love you,

So go back to your husband and daughter

Who truly, truly adore you.

You see, I came from the future to protect the parents

Even if they go a cursin' the unaware of this.

You see! I have a purpose! Why do you exist?

Other than to be that creepy ass bitch?

Tharja: You want to talk about purpose? No one's has wavered more

Then the cross dressing skank who gets her identity from the thrift store.

Picture this, a woman goes back in time to stop a dragon demon thing (Ok.)

But then hops on it's dick as soon as he pulls out a ring. (What?)

Now, I may not be best known for loyalty to causes

But I am pretty sure that betrayal was flawless.

Nothing to say? Is that sword made of glass?

Something that breaks as soon as I whoop your ass?

You know when you got cursed by Tharja.

Because my flows flow as smooth as Robin's hair, told ya.

Henry: Hi kids! There is no CAWS for alarm!

Blood jokes and crow puns are just a part of my charm.

Now what sort of baddie do we have to kill today?

Of CORPSE! It is mister gender confused and stalker Jay!

Now let's start with Lucina.

I really wouldn't want to be ya.

You wanted to defeat Grima.

But you abandoned your world. (See ya!)

Now what about Tharja? A better curser I have not seen!

NYAHAHAHAHA! That was a joke. There is no way she can get to me!

I am smiles! I am dark! You want flows? Can't stop the flood!

When you rap against the dark mage who is obsessed with blood! (Ooh blood.)

Walhart: Dark mage, you want to see blood get spilled?

Follow me and have your hunger be filled.

Tell me exactly how many people have you killed?

Can't be as many as the rhyme's I've drilled.

You think you have skill?

I spoke a rhyme and got a Shepherd kill!

I will conquer the entire world until

I stand it's lone ruler for good or ill.

You think anything will save you now?

It's true! You still have knees to bow.

So kneel at my feet and I may allow.

Your puny lives to continue for now.

Naga: Hey I have been watching your progress

Congratulations! your effort has resulted in this!

A little power so that you can do my work,

Then stop Grima's plans with a couple of jerks.

Thats right! You all are just my puppets!

If you wanna prove me wrong, just strike this.

Oh wait, I am your god? That's a shame.

You are just proving how you are lame.

WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT? YOU DECIDE!

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF AWAKENING!

AN: Seriously, answer the question! I may do another based on the reactions! Review to tell me! Thanks!