AN: Hey guys, this requires some explanation. I am writing off of a series of prompts that you can find on Sylviusthestrange's profile, so I can't really take credit for the questions, but the answers and my top ten favorite characters (Listed below) are completely mine. Have fun reading!
1. Olivia (Everyone who has not read my other story, this is my Waifu.)
2. Henry
3. Donnel
4. Cordelia
5. Cynthia
6. Sumia
7. Gaius
8. Lucina
9. Gregor
10. Chrom
What would you do if Number 1 woke you up in the middle of the night?
Me: You want to...
Liv: Yes.
Me: LET'S GET STARTED!
*start making out.*
Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?
Me: *Singing still alive from portal*
Donnel: I reckon you dropped your soap.
Me: Thanks Donnel.
Donnel: You are quite welcome.
Me:...
Donnel: *Begins hesitantly humming still alive.*
Me: SHIT! A GHOST!
Number 4 announced he/she's going to marry 9 tomorrow?
Me: So let me get this straight. Because you can't marry Chrom, you are marring Gregor.
Cordelia: Yes.
Me: Therefore, by extension, you are marrying everyone.
Cordelia: Also true.
Me: Then what does that make you? A pervert or a whore?
Cordelia:...
Me:...
Cordelia: *Stab.*
Number 5 cooked you dinner?
Me: Cynthia.
Cynthia: Yup?
Me: You made this for me?
Cynthia: A hero must eat a healthy meal before battle!
Me: Why is my protein crawling away?
Cynthia: That is the pudding.
Me: Why does it have legs?
Number 6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?
Me: I DIDNT DO ANYTHING CHROM!
Chrom: That makes me suspicious...
Me: Seriously! Nothing is happening here!
Sumia: *in sleep* mmmm yes. Right there.
Chrom: *drawing Falchion.* You have until the count of ten.
Me: WAAAAAAAAAH!
Number 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?
Me: AH. So that is how we are related.
Gaius: do you know what that means?
Me: What?
Gaius: Share your candy.
Me:... I didn't want it anyway.
Number 8 got into the hospital somehow?
Lucina: ...
Me: ...
Lucina: You wondering how I got here?
Me: Not really.
Lucina: I tried to take some of Gaius' candy.
Me: Ow.
Number 9 made fun of your friends?
Me: Gregor, quit making fun of yourself.
Gregor: Gregor is just kidding with Gregor.
Number 10 ignored you all the time?
Me: Chrom, I am sorry for the weird things your wife said. Can you stop the silent treatment?
Chrom:...No.
Me: HAH!
Chrom: Dammit.
Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?
Olivia: Time for you two to die. *draws sword.*
Me: Let's do this Liv! *draws sword as well.*
You're on a vacation with 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?
Me: Um... Henry? What are you doing?
Henry: Nyahahahaha! I just need a little bit of your blood...
Me: What do you need it for?
Henry: A curse that will make you able to walk to a healer.
Me: Oh. Thanks Henry.
*Head swells up to 3x it's normal size*
Henry: It also may CAWS some swelling.
Me: HENRY!
It's your birthday. What does 3 get you?
Donnel: Here. This should help with the swellin' I reckon. *Hands over lotion.*
Noah: Thanks Donnel.
Donnel: *begins humming Still alive out of tune.*
Noah: A GHOST!
You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?
Me: How the hell did I get in this situation?
Cordelia: Don't worry! I made a makeshift fire stopper with a rag and a drop of dew.
Me: Now you are just showing off.
Cordelia: Do you want out of this situation?
Me: YES!
Cordelia: Then check yourself before yo wreck yourself.
You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?
Cynthia: Do it! Are you a hero or what?
Me:I doubt heroes make their belly buttons talk.
Cynthia: Do it!
Me: *sigh*
My belly button: Hello Cynthia!
Cynthia: *giggle* Hello mr. Belly button.
Me: This is demeaning.
Cynthia: What was that Mr. Belly Button?
My belly button: I said this is demeaning!
(Oh gods.)
You're about to marry number 10. What's 1's reaction:
Olivia: What is going on?
Noah: Um...
Chrom: Noah and I are in love Olivia!
Noah: That isn't true!
*Olivia kills both of us.*
You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?
Gaius: Don't worry! There are plenty of sweets to choose from.
Me: ...
Gaius: I can take you to a brothel if you want.
Me: Why are you written like this?
Gaius: The author has obviously read Chrom and my supports in their original state.
Me: Be that as it may...ERIN! GAIUS IS WOMANIZING AGAIN!
Gaius: This is so not sweet.
You compete in a tournament. How does 9 support you?
Gregor: It matters none. Gregor will be making with the winning of this tournament anyway.
Me: *sigh.*
Gregor: EVERYONE IS GREGOR!
You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do?
Chrom: Did Tharja curse you?
Me: *between bouts of laughter.* No.
Chrom: Did Henry curse you?
Me: *Wiping tears* No.
Chrom: Then what in Naga's name are you laughing about?
Me: *points out window toward Gaius and Erin's room. Another shock is visible through the window. Another bout of laughter starts.*
Chrom: *begins laughing as well*
Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?
Me: Because. She is beautiful and smart and beautiful and a good dancer and kind and beautiful and makes me feel happy. *deep breath* am I rambling? I think I am.
Liv: That is just fine.
Number 2 tells you about his/her deeply hidden love for number 9
Me: ...
Henry: ...
Me: I am not sure how I feel about this.
Henry: But I love him!
Me: Do you love him in the sense that he is an old fart, or in the sense that he is... Everyone.
Henry: That!
Me: ?
You're dating 3 and he/she introduces you to his/her parents. Would you get along?
Noah: A ghost just took me out for dinner.
Donnel: *has gotten much better at humming still alive.*
Donnel's Ma: GET OUT! YOU WERE A MISTAKE!
Donnel: but ma!
Donnel's Ma: GET OUT!
Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?
Me: ... I mean...they are mother and daughter... Yes?
Number 6 appears to be a player, breaking many hearts. What do you do?
Me: Ok Sumia. I get that the creators were pushing for the Chromia...
Sumia: Our cutscene was called lovebirds.
Me: Still kinda pissed about that, but why can't you be supported by any of the other guys in the army?
Sumia: I just don't like them. And that is not true! Robin, Frederick, Gaius, and Henry.
Me: Yes, but that is it.
Sumia: So?
Me: Lon'qu had a huge crush on you, but he was too afraid to say it.
Sumia: So?
Me: Ricken also had quite the crush on you until he died.
Sumia: And?
Me: You are breaking a lot of people's hearts by not being able to have support conversations with them.
Sumia: What about Anna, Say'ri, Tiki, Aversa, and Emmeryn?
Me:...
Sumia: Your argument is invalid.
You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?
Me: What is it Gaius?
Gaius: Your head looks like a lollipop.
Me: Ah.
Gaius:..
Me: You aren't going to stick it up your...
Gaius: THAT WAS ONE TIME!
Number 8 thinks he/she'll never get a girl/boyfriend. What will you tell him/her?
Me: Since when do you care about that?
Lucina: Well, I mean, all the other shepherds are pairing up, soooo...
Me: Talk to Robin about that. I can't help you.
Lucina: OK!
Me: Who knows who the shipping lord will put her with.
Number 9 is too shy to face you and confesses their love by sending an email. Now what?
Me: Gregor is everyone you need? Everyone is Gregor, so everyone loves you? *shudders*
You spot 10 kissing 1. How do you react?
RANT MODE ACTIVATED
Me: No! No! I do not approve of this! And it is not just because of the fact that she is my Waifu! The WAY these two get together in the video game just irks me. Chrom doesn't even know her for a full chapter when he asks her to marry him! I call bullshit on frozen being the creators of Love is an open fucking door, because these two did it first! Chrom! I know that Olivia is a GODSDAMN SEXY PIECE OF ASS (She is my wife, I can say that without repercussions.) But at least take a girl out to dinner before you go ASKING FOR HER HAND! I mean come on! I love the gal, but seriously? SERIOUSLY? Calm the fuck down man.
Besides! She is my wife! You can't fucking have her you entitled asshole!
*murders Chrom. Game over screen.*
You notice that 3 and 4 have been inside that hotel room for MORE than a few hours. What are you thinking?
Robin: Hmmmmm... The tactical advantage of Severa being the daughter of a ghost are intriguing. Could the child walk through walls? The tactical advantages for that are endless!
Me: You are having way too much fun with this.
Could 1 and 6 be soul mates?
Me: Clumsy and outgoing with Shy and graceful? ... These prompts give weird thoughts.
Would 2 trust 5?
Henry: Of CORPSE you can hold the Risen arm while I finish up the torso!
Cynthia: Yay! I must look super heroic with this risen arm! *trips, risen arm falls in water.*
Henry: Can I have the arm... Where did she go?
Number 4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens after that?
Chrom: Oh hey Cordelia.
Cordelia: I AM HERE FOR YOU TO FATHER MY CHILDREN!
Chrom: I thought you were with the Ghost of Donnel!
5 and 1 are forced to go back to school together. What study will they pick?
Both: Theatre arts!
If 6 and 3 cooked dinner what would they make?
Donnel: We'll make wild game pies I reckon.
Sumia: Exactly what I was thinking.
*brofist.*
7 and 9 apply for a job. What job?
Gregor: Gregor has all the jobs, because everyone is Gregor!
Gaius: You are killing that joke. Oh, I would apply for a job as an assassin. I will accept pay in the form of candy.
8 gives 5 a haircut. Is that okay?
Me: Lucina.
Lucina: Yes?
Me: In what world is that an okay haircut?
Lucina: What do you mean? That is the height of fashion.
Me: *aside.* You know when she thinks that it is the heightof fashion, that it is really bad.
9 sketches what 6's perfect girl/boyfriend should look like; will 6 be happy?
Sumia: Why is that a self portrait?
Gregor: Everyone is Gregor!
Sumia: That is it! Both you and that joke are dead!
*Stabs him.*
Sumia: You don't understand yet, but that was for the good of everyone.
10 and 9 are blushing while they talk. What is their conversation about?
Chrom: So you are saying that you are my wife?
Gregor: Gregor is with the being of the everyone.
Sumia: YOU! I killed you!
Gregor: You only killed one of Gregor! You are making with the forgetfulness again! Everyone is Gregor.
Sumia: Ffffffffffffffff-
1 accidentally kicked 10?
Olivia: Oh My gods! I am so sorry!
Chrom: It is fine.
2 sent a message to his/her Bf/Gf but 9 got it. What would happen?
Gregor: Gregor loves his fan mail.
Henry: Hey! Why exactly do you have Nowi's letter?
Gregor: Er…
5 and 6 did a workout together?
Cynthia: This is the workout of heros!
Sumia: Erm… Sit-ups?
Cynthia: Yeah!
6 noticed he/she wasn't invited to your birthday?
Sumia: Oh. I wasn't invited to his party? Must be because what I said in my sleep. That was a huge mistake.
7 won the lottery?
Me: What is with the truckload of candy?
Gaius: I won the lottery.
Me:... Suuuuurrree.
Gaius: No really!
Me: I believe you. It is just that you are a thief, and the lottery is very difficult to win.
Gaius: … Tell no one.
Me: You aren't fooling anyone.
8 had quite a big secret?
Lucina: I stole Falchion from father and replaced it with the one from the future.
Me: That isn't so…
Lucina: Shhhh! I am moping.
9 became a singer?
Me: RUN!
Olivia: What?
Me: Gregor is singing.
Olivia: …
Me: …
Olivia: OH GODS NO!
Both: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
10 got a daughter?
Chrom: But I do… Two of them.
Me: Sorry, stupid question.
What would 1 think of 2?
Chrom: You are one crazy dastard, you know that?
Henry: Nyahahahaha! Thank you.
How would 3 greet 4?
Donnel: Howdy Cordelia!
Cordelia: Hi.
What would 4 envy about 5?
Cordelia: She is… So close to Chrom.
Cynthia: Not like anything is happening! He is my dad!
Cordelia: Don't remind me.
What dream would 5 have about 6?
Cynthia: No mom! Don't die! *gasp*
Sumia: What's wrong Cynthia.
Cynthia: I had that dream again mom.
Sumia: It's alright, I am here.
What do 6 and 7 have in common?
Me: I don't really know.
Gaius: We are both good at baking.
Me: There is that.
What would make 7 angry at 8?
Lucina: Hey.
Gaius: Don't forget! I know what you did! You stole my candy.
Lucina: And you sent me to the hospital! I think we are even!
Gaius: We will never be even.
Where would 8 meet 9?
Lucina: Erm, thank you for climbing up this tree, we need to talk.
Gregor: Gregor is making with the knowing! You want a piece of action yes?
Lucina: NO!
What would 9 never dare to tell 10?
Gregor: I made with the doing of the side job.
Chrom: What was it?
Gregor: Helping pelagians kill some Exalt Gregor.
*Chrom draws sword.*
What would make 10 scared of 1?
Chrom: Have you SEEN her? She gets this bloodrage, and she won't stop stabbing.
Olivia: What did you say Chrom?
Chrom: NOTHING!
Is 3 Gay?
Me: No way.
Donnel: Yeah. I reckon that a dead person can't be homo. Can he?
AN: Yeah… We are done here.