AN: Ok, Here is something. Today is my girlfriend's birthday. As a result, when she requested that this be written, I had to say yes. 3 reasons why:
She is my GIRLFRIEND. Think about this for a second. If your SO asks you to do something that is reasonable, you do it.
It is her BIRTHDAY. This is going to be one of her presents. I am just sharing it with everyone per her request.
She put up a VERY convincing argument.
Ahem. Anyway, enjoy the newest installment of Epic Rap Battles Of Awakening.
Announcer: EPIC RAP BATTLES OF AWAKENING!
SEVERA!
VERSUS!
LISSA!
BEGIN!
Lissa: You really want to go up against the prankster queen?
Better check all ya pockets if ya know what I mean.
Better check your bedroll, and make sure it is squeaky clean,
Before you get your fat ass down to sleepin' Ice Queen.
And really? What would you be without your Dere Dere?
A Maribelle persona, with a body that is goin nowhere!
Don't you be looking at me with that blank stare,
You have one personality trait! The most cliched out there!
You see what you lookin at? A three dimensional character.
Not any one sheet of the thinnest piece of paper
Could ever get an accurate picture of your flatness.
From your stupid personally to your non-existent tits.
Severa: As if I care. GAWDS you are stupid.
Why continue when you'll just get wounded?
My sic flows hit harder than your stupid pranks,
So back the fuck off, no one likes you. No thanks.
Are you afraid of the stupid slimy frogs?
Then why do you use them for all your pranks? (GAWDS!)
You are a princess? More like a little fucking hypocrite.
Why talk about my breasts? You are the queen of flat tits!
You are always so popular, you little social butterfly,
Yet no one would care if you suddenly died.
The thing is, you are just a useless little small fry.
So go ahead! Run back to your castle and cry.
Lissa: Awww. You jealous of your mom? With big Daddy issues?
You should be! Everyone likes her better than we like you.
And all your dad wants to do is bitch slap you
For the hellish shopping spree that you put him through!
You long to be wanted, but you act like a bitch,
No matter how much I prank, no matter how much they flinch
Taking their forgiveness is definitely a cinch
When I don't treat them like trash, they don't want to lynch
The reigning princess of Ylisse when I treat them right.
And guess what? They don't even really care that I can't fight.
But with you, they run away at your sight.
Severa: Sure that might be true, but I don't want to be bugged.
The fact you are so open will end up with you getting mugged.
And people like getting pranked? I don't enjoy getting drugged.
So shut your whore mouth, before ya killed, and lugged
Down to a river, where they leave you to rot in hell.
because of your stupid dress you couldn't ride when you fell.
If hate was height I would be a million feet tall!
Who am I kidding? I am in love with you all.
Announcer: WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF AWAKENING!
AN: Who won? You decide. Seriously, I don't know who is going to be next either. Anyway, follow and review! I would really appreciate it!