AN: This was an idea I had. It is a sort of crossovery thing with Fairy Tail, and Future Diary. The question I seek to answer is:
Who would win in a stalking Competition, Tharja, Yuno Gasai, or Juvia?
Me: Alright you three. Each of your respective love interests are hiding in that forest. Whoever finds their love first is the winner!
Tharja: What is stopping us from torturing the information out of you?
Yuno: Torture is not really my strong suit because they always end up dying before I am finished.
Me: *Gulp*
Juvia: Grey-Sama does not approve of torture.
Tharja: Fine... What is the prize?
Me: The honor of knowing that your love is the greatest in the multiverse.
All three: I WILL WIN!
Tharja: Sorry ladies, but I put a tracking curse on Robin.
Yuno: Oh yeah? I have a diary that allows me to know Yuki's every movement.
Juvia: Oh yeah? I have... Um... WATER POWERS THAT CAN CONFINE YOU!
*Yuno and Tharja are trapped in balls of water.*
Juvia: I WILL FIND YOU GREY-SAMA! *runs into woods.*
Me: It appears that Juvia just got a head start.
Yuno: I will cleave my way out! *Pulls out cleaver.*
Tharja: This is an amateur curse. *Water ball evaporates.* See you in hell Yuno Gasai.
Me: Tharja got out in 45 seconds. Yuno is still struggling to be out of her confinement.
Yuno: I will murder you, and carry your head around in a gym bag.
Me: That is... Terrifying.
Yuno: I will escape! *Swims out of Water Ball*
Me: It took her 10 minutes, but Yuno finally escaped.
Yuno: *Pulls out meat cleaver.* Time for you to die!
Me: W-wait! *Trembling* You don't have time for that! You are already 10 minutes behind the other two.
Yuno: I AM COMING YUKI! *runs into forest*
Me: She fucking terrifies me. *silence* Let's go check on Juvia's progress.
*scene change*
Juvia: I see Grey Sama. This will prove once and for all how much I love him. *pounces* Yaaaaaaah!
*Grey shatters.*
Juvia: I-I killed Grey Sama? Ice? He tricked me? I have to find him. Grey Sama!
*Scene changes*
Tharja: Heh. I am feeling warmth from my tome. That means Robin is close BYYYYY! *Falls into a pitfall trap*
Robin: You always followed me with such a single minded determination. I knew you would fall for the oldest trap in the book.
Tharja: Why would you try to trap me?
Robin: Because I am already married you sick woman. I don't want us to be known as the greatest love in the multiverse if I don't love you.
Tharja: B-but...
Robin: I will leave you there now, and escape.
Tharja: I WILL FIND YOU ROBIN!
*Scene change*
Yuno: Let's see what Yuki has been doing...
Diary #2:
1000: Yuki sets up a rope trap on the tree with the red bark. He thought that would trick me? He is so cute 3.
1010: Yuki set up a trip wire between the two oak trees. It is surprising how simple minded Yuki is.
1020: I run into the Avalanche trap that he set up for me on the mountain.
DEAD END
Yuno: Good to know. Watch out for the avalanche trap. I will win this.
*Scene change*
Juvia: GREY SAMA! Why are you hiding? I thought you loved Juvia?
*silence*
Juvia: I have a feeling that I missed something...
*Meanwhile, on the other side of the forest...*
Grey: Did she notice the Grey statue was pointing right at this cave? I thought it would take less time than this...
*Scene change*
Tharja: Stupid Robin with his stupid pitfall trap. *Climbs out* I will find HIIIIM! *Tharja hangs upside down from a rope.* COME ON! Wait, a message.
Message: Dear Yuno,
Sorry.
Love, Yuki
Tharja: So. What you are saying is that I ran into a trap that didn't even intended for me? *cuts herself down* Someone is getting cursed.
*Scene change*
Yuki: Ok. I think that I have escaped Yuno.
*Yuno tackles Yuki*
Yuno: We are the greatest love in the Multiverse Yuki! *claps her hands*
Me: The winners are Yuno and Yuki! All participants to me!
*all parties are teleported in.*
Me: Everyone did a fabulous job, but Yuno is the winner.
Tharja: I cannot accept this. *Curse*
Me: OW OW! AGHDHINGUYFKUCKIKJFDXHRZGHGVHTVIUDBHTCBJHKOPPHGRSXGEWQSGYGFEYGSHVJKYFRGUUGBJUDXHURGJIGGK!
Juvia: Juvia will help too! *Traps me in the water ball.*
Yuno: I told you I would kill you. *draws cleaver.* DIE!
*I die*
Yuno: I think we are done here. Let's go home.
AN: There is a few specific reasons why this was the outcome:
1: Yuno Gasai had the superior tracking device.
2. She is more Yandere than the other two combined.
3: Whereas Robin did not want to be found, the other two did.
4. Juvia is kinda oblivious to obvious signs. As a result, she would not notice subtle ones.
5. Out of the three, Yuno is the most terrifying. I am legitimately scared of her.
Anyway, for those of you following my other fic, I am working on Chapter 44. Actually, I am already more popular than I ever expected myself to be, so thank you for your follows, and reviews! I really appreciate it!
