Me: Why hello there. I'm not loved, am I? *Goes into emo corner and stays there until L.J makes her laugh by tickling her*
Me: Uncle! *Laughing hysterically* I give! T! T! *Crying from laughing so much*
L.J: YOU BETTER BE HAPPY MUAHAHHAHAHAAHA! *CONTINUES TO TICKLE!*
L.J: SHE STILL OWNS NOTHING EXCEPT TIGERLILLY! MUAHAHHAHAHAAHA!
Me: *gasps for air* remind me to never get into a tickle war with you, L.J.
L.J: WILL DO! MUAHAHHAHAHAAHA!
Me: ok enough stalling story time!
ALL CREEPYPASTAS: YAAAAAAAAAAYYYYY!
Tigerlilly's P.o.v.
I've been here a week, and I can't help but feel really happy, despite my next door neighbors are a gay murdering couple on the right and a little girl who got abandoned on the left. And across the hall? That bastard Ben. And his boyfriend, Jeff. He cheated on his boyfriend. I feel really bad for Jeff. Well, maybe it's not cheating to him if he doesn't mean it? He's a perv, to. I cought him spying on Jane in the shower, which is surprising since she hates his boyfriend so much.
I hear someone knocking. Probably Clockwork wanting to hang out. Or maybe it's Masky and Hoodie, we could go grab some stuff from my old house, I won't get caught. I'll just open it.
"Tigerlilly, I'm here about that favor I let you into the mansion for." oh great. It's Slendermom, telling me to do my chores. Fun.
"In a minute, mom." I call. Yeah, I didn't stutter, and I call him mom now. He's more of a mom than mine ever was, and he's not like a dad at all. It's funny. I'm so used to these guy's too, so there's really no reason for me too stutter. I know I have to go and do the little job that I promised, but I really don't wanna. Well, time for work.
"Hurry up, It's crucial that you go fast. Time is of the essence. Here's a list." He calls as I throw on some proper clothes and a hoodie. And I gotta remember my scythe! After I was officially accepted into the creepypasta mansion as the newest tenent, we (Hoodie, Masky and I) went to get it. It' what brought me here afterall.
As I opened the door Slendermom shoved a list in my face. At first I thought it was a list of people to kill. Waiit- who names their kid cheesecake? Oh wait, this is a shopping list. Da fuq?
"Shopping? Really? This is the all important favour that you woke me up at 4 in the morning for?" I laughed incredulously. Sure, there were things such as kidneys and clock shaped gummy candy, but still. Oh. They're all famous murderers with millions of fangirls/guys. Of course they'd need a normal looking person. I couldn't help but smile. Looks like I'm the designated shopper.
"Well then. Gimme the money if I have to shop, and leave a little extra for my own snacks. Thanks momma you're the best." I grinned, and after succesfully grabbing the list I gave him a hug. He hugged me back and pulled a dozen hundred dollar bills from his suit.
"Run wild, darling. Just make sure you get a lot of cheesecake. Masky'll be up soon and I don't want another incident." I laughed. I'm not even gonna ask about the 'incident'. I know him and cheesecake have a special bond.
A Full three hours and four hundred dollars later...
Damn. I still have a ton left and i"ve already gotten everything but kidneys and mint flavoured gelato. Oh well, I'll get them later. People are gonna get up soon, and I don't wanna be responsible for a mansion full of dead creepypastas. I get back on the bus leading to the woods, but an older boy, maybe fouteen or fifteen, just has to point at me.
"Hey, isn't that the genious girl that went missing whose parents are offering millions for?" I can feel the hundreds of eyes on me. I fight to get to the emergency window, but it's pointless. I'm just forced back into the middle. So I do the only thing I can do. Let xMintyx do the escaping, and the getting home without being caught, and take a nice long nap.
Me: OMFG I GOT ANOTHER COMMENT! otakuichigo, you are the bestest most wonderfulest person EVER! I love you, Tigerlilly loves you, and since you're so wonderful, i"ll let you decide what happens after she wakes up at home (that is if you want to, I have an idea but i'm not attached so...) and what xMintyx did to get her out! Also Hoodie and Masky are my favourite couple ever! Oh and anybody, review if you want a q & a at the bottom of each chapter. Arigato, Ms. Otakuichigo, because I was getting sad, and it's breaking ma heart to write so many chapters and get so little love... i've had over 230 views (238, to be exact atm) yet only two people have commented. I won't have to cry myself to sleep now!
Ben: Taiga, do I haveto be an asshole? And I wasn't even in this chapter! WTF?
Me: quit complaining or I'll tie you to a bedpost and lock you in a room with Jeff for twenty four hours and give him a whip. You'll be so sore in multiple areas that you won't even be able to haunt people.
Ben: *gulps*
Me: have a nice day, and a wonderful image in your head! Maata ne~ (see you again~)