Me: Just wanna start out by saying- if you're mad I haven't updated, blame fuckin century link. They keep sending us bullshit motums. Then I went on vacation. Have you ever tried to update a fanfiction with a 2 and 4 year old crawling all over you whilewatchinga baby, making food and keeping up a steady conversation with your fast talking illiteratefriend with grammar that could killfrom Phoenix? Yeah, I went to Arizona. I pretty much babysat the entire fucking time. So fucking boring. Oooohh ooooooh ooooh but I have 2,050+ views! You people are the beeeesssstt~~~~~~~Aaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnyyyyyyyyywwwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyysssssssssssssss... Sunshine and rainbows, unicorns, puppies, butterflies, (Miah if you're reading this, here you go XD) Bob, Hydras, and Bob's unicorn specifically. Oh, and it's the middle of July, July 17th, to be specific, so i'm not doing xmas in this story right now. To the story!

~One month later~

My P.o.v

I blinked rapidly at the sunlight flooding into my room and eyes. I started to see fire and I knew that no matter how late (or early) it was, someone was going to die.

"WHO IN THE HELL OPENED MY FUCKING CUR-" I was stopped short when I saw who it was. Tigerlilly chuckled nervously.

"M-m-m-morning s-sis. D-didn't mean to st-startle you... hehe... I-it's just that there's a m-meeting, and uh... stuff's b-been h-happening... You should c-c-come d-down..." she looked incredibly nervous.

Suddenly feeling very awake indeed, I raced downstairs, still in my pajamas. I reached the stairs and, typical me, fell down the entire flight. I landed on the ground below with an "oof!" and stared at the kitchen.

"SURPRIIISE! (me:yes there are intentionally multiplei's in there.)

I pinched myself with my ridiculously long and sharp nails and winced. Yup, still hurt. Because what lay before me was a gathering of all the creepypastas in the mansion, all surrounding a giant thirteen tiered mint cheesecake, with a mint scented candle on each tier. My eyes watered a little bit.

"You guys... remembered my birthday?" I stared at them incredulously. I didn't even think they liked me. It was, surprisingly, Jane who spoke up.

"Of course we did! And I'm sorry about telling everyone... you were as bad as Jeff... I- I didn't mean it... I mean, no one's as bad as him, and I-I take it back." I giggled and smiled.

"If you get me coffee, I completely forgive you. I appreciate all of this a lot, and I might not know how you kept those two off of this cake, but I'm incredibly grateful. Speaking of my favourite pair, where are they?" I glanced about, and as if on cue the burst through the door on roller skates with a plethora of presents stacked in pyramid form. My jaw dropped.

"I get that many?!" I asked in awe. Slendermom nodded. Hoodie and Masky smiled and took off their masks, gesturing to the living room, which was stacked to the ceiling with presents.

"And those are just the ones from us. Everybody that used to hang out with you feels really guilty about avoiding you just because of Jane's dramatics-" Jane glared at Masky. "-oh please, you know it's true, so at Jane's suggestion we planned this. And don't worry, we'll stay off the cake. We made a deal only to take it from you, eh, directly." The three of us shared a look before Ben cleared his throat awkwardly.

"Do that later, preferably in her room, far away from all of our innocent ears." Tigerlilly snorted.

"You're one to talk. I can hear you guys from across the hall, I swear that my ears bleed every night. Seriously, are you, like, rabbits or something? Are you trying to repoplulate the earth? Because I hate to break it to you, but Ben, even if there was a case of mpreg here, you're so small the baby would die, and don't try to say you top because we all know that's bullshit." the whole room laughed at Jeff and Ben's expense, the two of them cherry red and glaring.

"Well, if this is truly my party, can I open presents now? Pllleeeeeaaaasssseee? And where the fuck is Marethyu?" Slendermom glared at me.

"Language, missy." I rolled my eyes.

"Mom, I'm thirteen, not five. And seriously, what the fuck. Don't tell me he went out on my birthday. If he did I swear I'll kill him." Everyone backed up, and I rolled my eyes again.

"Geez people, I'm kidding! It's a common phrase! I wouldn't kill my best friend!" They relaxed and stepped back up. EJ cleared his throat and gestured to the packages in the corner wrapped with midnight blue wrapping paper.

"Open 'em, I know you'll like them." He said with a smile. His mask was off, and I could see his big blue eyes. He wore his mask so much that most people thought that he had no eyes, but that was far from true. He helped me hook up with Hoodie and Masky, but that's a different story.

I opened all six of them, and they were all framed photos of Hoodie Masky and I. My eyes watered and I smiled big.

"Thanks babe. You're the best (me: I call everyone babe. Or baby doll. Or dolly. Idk why so don't ask me.). I'll hang these up in my room later when I go up." He smiled happily and I got present after present from just about every creepypasta I know, and I know a shit ton of people. I got like, twenty more oversized black or grey hoodies (the love for them runs in the family), a new phone, a new laptop, a ton of new sheets, posters, band tees, anime printed tees, video games (those mainly came from one person and they were mostly zelda or sims, but I wasn't complaining.), alarm clocks, a knife, a mask, black-out curtains, animes on disk, and much, much more, and after quite some time I only had my boyfriend's gifts, Tigerlilly's, and Marethyu's if he got me anything.

I was about to open Tigerlilly's when Marethyu came bounding down the stairs.

"Get in your room now if you want your present." And he dashed back up the stairs.

Me: Yeah, sorry that that was all about me, it's genuinely important I swear. You'll see why inna sec. For nyaow (it's a habit by nyaow), be happy I updated! And no, Marethyu, it's not done yet, but I'll finish soon and when I do I'll make it say complete. I hope everyone's enjoying this fic! I'll start XxBloody_AngelxX soon. I, somehow magically, haven't had any inspiration! Well aaaaannnyyyyyywwwaaaayyyyyssssss... buh-bye XD