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My P.o.v

My curiosity flaring, I dashed up into my room and threw the door open. What I saw had me dashing over to Marethyu and throwing my arms around him in a giant hug, to the point where he gasped "can't breathe!" and I loosened my grip a bit.

"THANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOU!" I squealed. Yes, I admit it, it was a squeal but if it had been your present, you'd be squealing too, because my present was... a giant liger. Now, if you've never seen a liger, you won't get it (and no, they do not even REMOTELY resemble the sketches in Napoleon Dynamite) , but they are BEYOND cute, as well as ENORMOUS.

I dashed over to my new liger and threw myself on its back. It growled playfully and nipped at my hair.I gave Marethyu a questioning look and he smiled, if ever so slightly.

"His name is Nax. I remember you saying that if you ever got a pet you would name it Nax, so there ya go." I smiled and enveloped him in a big hug once again, albeit a bit gentler this time. He awkwardly patted my back until I let go of him. Still beaming I withdrew took Nax's big head in my hands, kissing him gently on his nose. He began to purr and I swear I melted from the cuteness.

I noticed Marethyu shuffling uncomfortably. I paused my fangirling and peered at him worriedly.

"What's wrong?" I asked. He glared at me appraisingly and shook his head. After a moment or two he said

"Clockwork and I broke up. Don't ask me, I'm relatively clueless, but I'm pretty sure it has something to do with Ticci Toby. He asked her out..." my poor friend looked bummed out and I couldn't help but feel bad for him. I gave him another quick hug and a wink, whistling for Nax.

"What are you planning?" He called out the hall for me as I rode Nax down the stairs. I grinned viscously.

"Ya know... not only did Ticci not get me a birthday present... he was complaining about being cold the other day... and he thinks his hatchets are cooler than my hammer..." My left eye converted to a dark crimson and a sadistic smirk spread across my features. Marethyu smiled at me.

"Thanks, Lierium." I smiled, gave another smile- a real one this time- and urged Nax forward. I found the ticking bastard and snuck up behind him. I had never like Ticci, he was always ticking and he called me a bitch, so I had no qualms for what I was about to do. Problem was, he was with Clockwork. Well, the bitch dumped my best friend for a ticking idiot, so I guessed she could have a nice little toasting session too.

"Ah, if it isn't the happy, time-obsessed couple themselves, what a pleasant surprise." I said in a low tone. I thought and Clockwork hadn't gotten me a present either. She must have been too busy fucking with her new "tic". All the more reason to, ah, 'warm' up to them, so to speak.

Three hours, a fire extinguisher, and half the Creepypasta population laughing their asses off at the time-obsessed coupleTM (now officially trade mark XD), I finally got to see my present from my sister!

I jogged to where Tigerlilly was sitting next to Ben... giggling, with their fingers laced together. When did THAT happen?! I raised an eyebrow and, fake smile plastered firmly in/onto my features, I tapped her on the shoulder. Ben paled and released her hand, laughing nervously.

"Annnndddd that's my cue. Bye Tigerlilly!" and he dashed off to some random place (I doubt even god knows where). I studied Tigerlilly but found no traces of hurt, which came as a surprise. Then it hit me- she thought he was just messing around.

Now, there wasn't a single creepypasta in the entire mansion that didn't know that their love was only skin deep- or balls deep. Except for, apparantly, Tigerlilly. She was new though. It made sense. But I was pretty sure she did like him, if only a little. I had heard Slendermom conversing in hushed tones with Mihdkniyete (pronounced midnight- don't ask me about the spelling because I don't know.) that he had kissed her on her way here; pinned her to a tree and shoved his tongue down her throat, apparently. And he obviously liked her.

My guess is he ran because I have a reputation for being overprotective. Well, he wouldn't be wrong if he thought so, but the boys were torturing themselves because neither of them wanted to be the one to break it off. I might not like them, but their family. I'll always love 'em. It hurt me-and all of the creepypastas- to see them like this. Besides, I'd gotten BEN drunk, then Jeff, and I had not only found out that BEN didn't love Jeff and vice versa, but that Jeff was actually in love with his younger brother, Liu. I know, right? But that aside.

Tigerlilly had never been one to throw herself at and/or fuss over guys. She didn't care, really, simply viewing them as creatures that might one day become the pedophiles that the two of us were renown for attracting. And that's why I was so dead-set on hooking them up. To prove to her that true love (yeah yeah, I know it's corny, stfu or I'll kill you.) really is attainable.

Which completely justified my tampering.

"Hey baby doll. You know... I want my present of course, but I want you to answer me first. Do you think that Ben and Jeff actually love each other? " She looked at me quizzically.

"yeah, of course. Why?" I facepalmed and shook my head, moaning in frustration. She just gave me a look, like 'I have no clue what you're on about, but I don't like this subject, so let's change it'. I sighed big and turned to stare up at the sky, as if to say: 'Do you see what I have to deal with?!' and looked her in the eye.

"Hunny, there isn't a single creepypasta except you who doesn't know that those two don't actually love each other. In all honesty, I know who both of them like, and I'm sure as hell not going to tell you that Ben likes you and Jeff like Liu. Got it? I told you nothing. Even if it rhymes. Now then, I have to go... uh... 'eat some cake' with my boyfriends, so can I have my present please?"

She stared at me, mouth agape, and, nodding mechanically, handed me one very small box. I turned away from her and tore the wrapping off, making a very uncharacteristic squeal as I ripped it out the packaging. They were keys. To a ridiculously fast time-traveling motercycle that could either speed up to 600mph or take me back to the stone age or forward to the future. I hopped onto Nax's back and he ran back to my room, where ma boys were waiting. I would be enjoying all kinds of rides tonight (I was talking about the rollercoaster ride Hoodie and Masky were taking me to, what were yyoooouuuuu thinking? XD).

Tigerlilly's P.o.v

I watched my sister, who had her hair cut and dyed copper this morning (courtesy of the Bloody Painter; he said as long as she would help him get some blood, as he thought peoples smashed faces were a beautiful work of art, it could count as her birthday present) jump on her new liger and leave, presumably to her room.

I thought about what she had said. Ben... actually liked me? He... wasn't just playing around? I stared into blank space, stupefied for a moment, until I was snapped out of if by the very person I had been thinking about.

"Is she gone?"

I turned and stared at the blonde for a minute.

"You like me?!"