Bombshell combed her hair back with her fingers and walked over to Kamikaze whispering in to his ear. "Watch Hank for a couple of hours, make him feel at home, and be sure to act nice to him."
"Why, where are you going?"
"I'm gonna have a little talk with his father…" looking over at her son and then looked back down at her teammate. "Just make sure he stays here ok?"
"I promise…"
She glared at him and then left the room leaving the four of them behind. Kami fixed his glasses and came up to Hank. "So….what do you want to do?"
"No clue, say….ya look mighty like a banana with that skin color of yours." The little four-armed cowboy giggled. "Are ya Chinese or somethin'?"
"Ugh, you remind me so much of your a-hole father." Fixes his glasses the second time. "Here I got a fun game for you."
"What is it?"
"It's called the 'Go drown yourself' challenge."
"I don't like thuh name of that."
"Trust me, is super fun for all ages."
"I ain't dumb ya yellow skinned toad licker!"
Blitzkrieg rolled in. "Guess who made waffles (laced with cyanide)?!"
"I DO!" Hank kicked Kami's shins and ran straight to the robot.
"Here you go little boy." Hands him the plate.
"Danke*" Responding in German.
"You're welcome lil boy."
"Oh by the way, what's cyanide?" still holding the plate.
"It's just grown-up speech."
"Oh….what does it mean?"
"Vergift*."
"That's ain't a German word?"
"It's fancy French."
"Didn't sound French…Aw well, I got waffles tuh start eatin'!" He brought to delightful breakfast food to his mouth. Blitz was eagerly waiting for him to take a bite from the cyanide-laced waffle.
Suddenly his own heart sank and he realized what he was doing. "NOOOOOO!" Blitzkrieg hit the plate away from Hank.
Hank was of course startled and Weremacht leaped in front of the robot. "You fool! That was our only chance!"
"I am so sorry…I just…I can't kill a kid, it's against my morals."
"What morals?! That kid is what took us away from the only puppet who had big boobs!"
"I know, and I'm still mad aboot that." Glares over at the boy next to him. "Every time I see those brown Six Shooter eyes…It makes me want to-"
Hank backed away nervously.
"It makes me want to…HUG HIM SILLY!" grabs Hank in his arms and squeezes him.
"Blitzkrieg!" Weremacht hopped from one leg to another like a dance you do when you're angry.
"What? Six is friends with Torchy and Kami. He always comes to hang out with us and he thinks my gun hands look cool! So…why would I hate his son? He's basically Six Shooter and Bombshell put together."
"(Sigh!) It's not the same thing Blitz! He basically took away Six Shooter and Bombshell; he's the reason Six never comes to visit; he's also the reason why we can never get together with Bomb.
"So your lustful feelings are getting in the way of your morals?"
"You don't get it! He's a good guy!"
"…I thought WE were the good guys."
"Well historically we're the bad guys. For crying out loud Blitz I'm a fanged Werewolf Nazi!"
"When were Nazis the bad guys?"
"Did you ever watch the movie 'Boy in the striped pajamas."
"No, but I heard about it."
"And what's it about?"
"A kid who's in pajamas."
"Dunkoff*. (SIGHHHH!) You like comics?"
"I love comics!"
"Did you ever read 'Maus'?"
"Of course."
"And what happened in the book?"
"The cats were the bad guys, but you're a wolf, so your point is invalid."
"NO BLITZKRIEG! THEY WERE ALL THINGS THAT TOOK PLACE IN THE HOLOCAUST!"
"Oh. I've heard of that."
"That's part of the reason why we're considered villains."
"Yeah, but, the Holocaust was a lie."
"…"
"Yep, it was all a Russian conspiracy to get America and other countries in to the war."
"…"
"Nothing THAT bad could EVER happen, seems really fake when you think about it."
"…"
"BOMSHELL!" An un-pleasant, but familiar, screeching was heard. "WERE THE F*CK IS MY GODSON!" Torch kicked through one of the walls and scouted around bumping in to Kami's shoulder.
"Hey! Watch it a-hole!"
"KAMI!" he grabbed the Asian's shirt collar. "What'dya do to Six's kid!"
"I didn't do anything! Now will you be so kind as to let go of my uniform?!"
He threw him back causing him to hit Six Shooter who was right behind the metal puppet. "Ouch! Watch it Torchy, we're just lookin' for mah boy, we're not on some navy seal mission."
"You don't get it! They're gonna try and turn him in to a good guy!"
"I thought we were the good guys?"
"HA! They kill for a reason, we kill for the fun of it, wouldn't you consider us the villain if you were in their shoes?"
"But they're Nazis!"
"And we're serial killers."
"Ya got a point there."
"I always do, now, let's get looking for Hank again."
Authors Note: Just so you guys know, the cyanide would have probably killed Hank since it could poison the green liquid stuff keeping him alive; sorta like if our blood was poisoned.