World 7-3: An Apple May Cause an Eternal Slumber
Solo Menu – Viridi (Kid Icarus: Uprising)
"Is this Skyworld?" Marisa asked.
"It is..." Sabrina replied as she saw vines growing everywhere, trees, flowers, the Forces of Nature minding their own business. "Though I think we're close to Viridi."
"Didn't you say that she hated mankind for destroying Earth so she sent a Reset Bomb to destroy humankind?" Sanae asked out loud, as Link, Mario, Luigi, Bowser, Sora, Riku, Lightning, Samus, Luvbi and the Pixls looked at her in shock.
"I'm sorry, but did you just say destroy human kind?" Luigi asked.
"Pit never told us about that." Bowser said. "Then again, I don't think Palutena and Dark Pit said anything about it either."
"Don't worry, they put a stop to her." Natsu replied. "In our universe, Pit's already dating Viridi."
"Actually, I went over to Skyworld the other day and found out they just got married." Sabrina replied.
"Wait, time out..." Marisa said. "This is the same Pit that's an idiot, right?"
"Yep." Sabrina nodded.
"Oh poor Viridi." She said as they walked around until they saw Viridi's temple as they casually walked in as they saw Duck Hunt, Phosphora, Magnus, Arlon, Lucina and Erza talking to Viridi.
"Hey, what took you so long?" Magnus asked as they walked over to the group before giving embracing Gaol.
"We were just talking about how they arrived in this universe." Viridi told them. "Peach, Kairi, Reimu and Lucy were here earlier, but I don't know where they went."
If I know that air head, she'd probably went over to that golden apple. Sabrina thought. But I didn't think she'd have those three go with her.
Suddenly, the doors slammed open as Dark Pit ran in. "Viridi, you gotta take a look at this." He said.
"What is it?" She asked as they all went off to see what was going on, until they spotted Peach, Kairi, Reimu and Lucy sleeping next to each other with four golden apples lying on the ground. "Oh no!"
"What's wrong?" Sora asked.
"I'll tell you what's wrong." Luvbi replied. "These fools ate the forbidden golden apples that will put them in a deep sleep for one hundred years." She said as everyone except for Sabrina, Viridi and Dark Pit just stared at her in shock.
"ONE HUNDRED YEARS?!" Natsu yelled.
"No way! I am NOT going to have my best friend sleep for one hundred years! She'll miss all the fun that will go on in Gensokyo for crying out loud!" Marisa exclaimed.
"Is there any way to get rid of this?" Mario asked.
"There IS a fruit that is taboo...but not even I know what the color of the apple is." She said.
I think Sabrina knows. Latias thought.
"Alright, we search every apple tree that may be the Taboo fruit...and we need four of them!" Dark Pit ordered as they all took off, but Latias, Kirito and Asuna followed Sabrina.
"You know what it is?" Asuna asked.
"Sure do." Sabrina said, taking off four black apples off of a tree. "This is the taboo fruit. This will wake 'em up easily." She grinned as they took off, only to find the others back with other colorful apples. Oh boy...
"Let's try this blue apple." Gray said as he, Lucina, Samus and Youmu gave them the apples...and then they shrunk. "What the?!"
"Ha! A tiny version of Lucy." Natsu smirked. "Nice going, ice bucket."
"Can it, fire head." Gray growled as the four grew back to normal size as Marisa, Wendy, Luigi and Phosphora gave them the pink apples, but they turned into Peachy Peaches.
"OH CRAP!" Marisa yelled.
"MAMA MIA! I KILLED PEACH!" Luigi screamed.
"Oh no...oh no!" Wendy started panicking.
"Well that didn't work..." Phosphora said as they turned back to normal...and they were still asleep.
"Oh thank goodness..." Wendy put her hand over her heart.
Then, Erza, Link, Sanae and Mario gave them the Red Apple, and then they woke up. "That did it." Link said.
"Oh...where are we...?" Lucy wondered...and then they got huge.
"WHAT THE HECK?!" Kairi screamed.
"...Or not." Link muttered.
Erza blinked. "Well, this is really interesting." She said as they turned back to normal size as they fell asleep again.
"Step aside, I'll show ya how it's done." Natsu said as he had four Yellow Apples and gave them the apples, then they woke up again. "That did the trick." He smiled.
"Guys? What's going on?" Reimu wondered...and suddenly they grew mustaches.
"WHAT THE?!" Lucy yelled, as Marisa and the others were just dumbfounded by the girls suddenly having mustaches...while Sabrina was trying her hardest not to laugh...but Natsu was laughing hysterically.
"Oh that's priceless!" Natsu exclaimed. "You all have mustaches!" He laughed until Lucy kicked him up high into the air.
"WHAT DID YOU DO TO US?!" Lucy screamed before the mustaches disappeared and they were asleep once again.
"Alright, let us handle it." Sabrina said as she, Latias, Kirito and Asuna gave them the apples.
"Mmm..." Kairi muttered before having a disgusted look on her face, in fact they all had disgusted looks as they awakened. "What did we just eat?"
"A Taboo fruit." Luvbi explained. "You see, you four ate the forbidden golden apple and it put you in a deep sleep."
Reimu sighed. "It's not our fault...the air head forced us to eat it."
"I didn't force you! You wanted to eat it too!" Peach exclaimed.
"Was I the only one here who thought it was a bad idea?" Reimu asked, glaring at Peach. "You nearly cursed us and we were going to sleep for one hundred years, thanks to you!"
"Alright, break it up." Lucy said, getting between Reimu and Peach. "The important thing is, is that we're all awake."
"Yeah..." Kairi nodded as Duck Hunt was poking...or just sniffing Natsu's unconscious body near Viridi's temple. "So, where's the Pure Heart?"
"Palutena's Temple." Viridi replied.
Yukari made a gap. "We'll get over there."
"Actually...I want to try something out." Sabrina said. "You got the Lightning Chariot available?"
"I do." She nodded.
"Ah geez...this might get a little interesting." Dark Pit said as the others walked in the gap.
World 7-4: A Hostage Situation
Solo Menu – Palutena (Kid Icarus: Uprising)
The others came out of the gap and looked at Palutena's Temple. "Shouldn't Sabrina be here by now?" Gray wondered.
"Well, she is taking the Lightning Chariot, I'm sure she'd be here soon." Phosphora said, as they heard screaming. "And here she is now."
"Um, Lady Phosphora, have you taught Lady Sabrina how to drive the Lightning Chariot?" Arlon asked.
Phosphora sweatdropped. "Uh oh."
"HEEL! HEEEEEL!" Sabrina screamed.
"It's just like a horse...you should say 'whoa' and not 'heel'." Link said. "Has she ever ridden a horse before?"
"Not to our knowledge, no..." Asuna replied.
"HEY! SLOW DOWN!" Natsu yelled.
"I'M TRYING!" Sabrina screamed. "WHOA! SLOW DOWN!"
As soon as 'Whoa' was said, Phos and Lux screeched to a halt...but unfortunately, it threw Sabrina and launched her towards the group.
"Ah geez! She's gonna get killed!" Sora exclaimed, panicking.
"Hang on, Sabrina!" Latias exclaimed, as she transformed and flew after her as they quickly followed her but Erza requipped into Flight Armor and ran after Sabrina.
Luckily, Sabrina landed right in a Hot Spring as the water broke her fall while making a huge splash. "Lati?" Latias asked as they looked at Sabrina who was getting up while really shaken up.
"I am NEVER...going to do that again." Sabrina muttered as Erza helped her out of the water.
"What the heck was that?" A voice asked as they saw Pit running up to them with the others right behind them.
"Sabrina tried out the Lightning Chariot." Phosphora replied.
"And how was it?" Sakuya asked.
"Extremely fast...I felt like my life flashed before my eyes or something..." Sabrina muttered.
"Well! At least you're alright." Falcon gave her a thumbs up.
Suddenly, they heard screaming coming from Palutena's Temple. "That sounded like Lady Palutena!" Pit exclaimed as they quickly ran into the temple.
What they saw was Grambi on the ground and Palutena in a certain someone's clutches. "So glad you could make it, Pitty Pat!"
Hades's Infernal Theme (Kid Icarus: Uprising)
"HADES!"
"Pit!"
"Hades!"
"Pit!"
"Can we get on with it?" Magnus asked.
"Oh come on, I was enjoying it." Sabrina muttered.
"What are you doing here, Hades?" Pit asked.
"Oh, just stopping by and wanting to give good ol' Pretty Palutena a makeover...if you know what I mean."
"I don't think so!" Pit growled, aiming his Palutena Bow at Hades.
"Ah ah ah...you wouldn't want to accidentally hurt Pretty Palutena now, do you?" Hades smirked.
Pit said nothing, but he put the bow away. "Why are you here, actually?"
"To have a little negotiation." He said. "You give me the Pure Heart so I can crush it...and you can have Pretty Palutena all by yourself."
Riku growled. "Like you'd keep your end of the bargain." He said. "You'd probably do something bad to Palutena after we just give you the Pure Heart."
"Well you're a sharp one." Hades smirked.
"Pure Heart? But we don't have a Pure Heart!" Reimu told him.
"Oh wow, you guys are really dumb. Why don't you ask Miss Video Game Expert herself?" He asked, glancing at Sabrina, but she said nothing. She glanced at Luvbi who was looking at her in confusion. "Playing the silent treatment, eh? Very well then, I guess I'll spoil it myself." He smirked. "The dear sweet Luvbi...is actually a Pure Heart!"
"WH-WHAT?!" Luvbi yelled and glared at Grambi. "How come you didn't tell me?!"
"I can explain..." He said.
"He can explain later..." Magnus said. "Right now, we're going to have to deal with Hades right now."
"I'd love to stick and chat, but I had just revived a certain ice chilling monster from death. Come on out, Bonechill." He ordered as Bonechill arrived.
"Heh, I am going to freeze all of you." Bonechill smirked.
"And now if you'll excuse me...I got a goddess to take ca-OW!" Hades yelled as he looked at the palm of his hand. Palutena was long gone and there was a knife just sticking out of his hand.
"Nice thinking, Sakuya." Youmu said as Sakuya nodded.
"You Touhou girls are nothing but annoying!" He exclaimed. "Remind me to kill you guys later." He said. "But right now, I got other plans to do. Later!" He waved as he disappeared.
"I'll take care of him." Yukari said as she made a gap. "He visited Gensokyo one time and nearly killed Ran and Chen." She growled as she ran in while the others got ready for Bonechill.
Boss Battle 1 (Kid Icarus: Uprising)
"His head is the weak spot." Sabrina told them.
"That's all I need to know!" Luigi said as he jumped up high and landed on his head.
"Ow! Alright, time for you to FREEZE!" He yelled, using an icy blizzard on them but they quickly dodged except for Gray.
"This is nothing." Gray said. "ICE MAKE: HAMMER!" He yelled as a hammer slammed right down on his head while Erza flew up with Black Wing Armor equipped and slashed the head.
"Argh!" Bonechill fired icicles at them, but they dodged as Captain Falcon picked one up and threw it at the head, and then he jumped up.
"FALCON...PAWNCH!" He yelled and then got out of the way as Natsu used Fire Dragon's Iron Fist to deal massive damage.
"Explosive Flame!" Palutena shouted while Pit pulled out an X Bomb.
"TAKE THIS!" He yelled, throwing it and then it exploded right in his face.
"IT'S OVER!" Riku yelled, using Dark Firaga on the head.
"I can't believe this is happening!" Bonechill exclaimed.
"Ice is weak to fire, duh!" Latias told him as Samus fired several missiles and Link threw a bomb at the head.
"No...I can't lose to mere mortals!"
"You already are!" Natsu smirked as he was behind him and punched him down to the ground and then was finished off when Bowser roasted him.
"Heh, too easy." Bowser chuckled as he fist bumped Natsu.
Roxas (Kingdom Hearts II)
"Father...you have some explaining to do." Luvbi ordered.
"Right...the thing is..." Grambi explained the whole situation to her right when Jaydes walked in, but Medusa apparently stayed behind.
"No way..." A tear ran down her cheek. "This can't be happening...it just can't!"
"It is." Jaydes told her. "Palutena knows about this as well."
"And so does Medusa and Viridi." Palutena told her. "And...it's time for you to become the Pure Heart and help them save the worlds...and universes."
Luvbi started to glow and then looked at everyone. "I will never forget you guys..." She said and then formed into the Pure Heart.
"Poor girl..." Luigi said as he took the Pure Heart as Yukari reappeared from the gap...and looking mighty damaged.
"He was...too strong..." Yukari muttered as Sabrina used Curaga on her. "Thanks." She then made a gap. "Let's go." She said.
"Wait...before you go." Palutena said. "I'd like to give something to Kairi." She said and then she waved her hand as a new Keyblade appeared in Kairi's hand.
Pit's Laurel Crown for the keychain, Palutena's Bow blades for the handle, Palutena's staff for the blade and Pit's wings are the teeth as Tippi flew over and scanned it. "...Is that the best you could do to name this?"
"Well...i'm not really creative with names, to be honest." Palutena explained.
"What is it?" Sabrina asked.
"Palutena's Guidance." Tippi replied as Sabrina and the Smashers looked at Palutena.
"Wow..." Falcon said.
"I have no words..." Meta Knight said.
"Poyo." Kirby nodded.
"Anyway, it boosts Defensive magic but at the cost of losing a combo...but the good news is that when you use Defensive Magic, it effects everyone in a small radius." Tippi explained.
"Interesting." Kairi said as she looked at everyone as they nodded and then walked right into the gap.
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I had a lot of fun in this one...probably because of Pit, I dunno...
