I hope no one is still upset about the last chapter's ending x) Are you guys still mad at me?
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Translate-o-Matic!
Culumon / Calumon
New Homes : Part Two (Renamon)
Renamon's POV
Today was probably the most awkward day I have ever had. First I find out I'm in someone else's body, then I had to spend the whole day with Takato. Our whole day consisted of me asking him if he liked Ruki or not, but he would give me the same answer every time. 'Why do you wanna know?' meaning that he probably did. Oh well at least the day was coming to an end and I could now go home and rest. At least, that's what I thought until...
"I'm sorry I can't take you home with me tonight." Takato told me. "My cousins from Osaka are visiting and I've been forced to share my room with them." he said apologetically. "but I'll be here tomorrow morning with a surprise."
Great, I'm going to be alone for the night. I mean I'm used to it by now, but that doesn't change the fact that I don't like it. "It's alright." I told him. "Can't wait." I tried my best to sound enthusiastic about that, but how can I when I'm in someone else's body? Maybe I can use this to mine and Ruki's advantage. That's one upside I found to this whole ordeal.
"Hey Guilmon?"
"Yes?" I replied speaking in my 'Guilmon' voice
"I'm really glad you're ok. If something had happened to my best friend...I don't know what I would do."
As nice as that sounds, it didn't have much affect on me because I'm not his best friend. Also, I don't usually hear that from Ruki, she's more of the mysterious type. So therefore, I wasn't used to that type of comment. "I am too." Again, I tried my best to sound happy about it.
"Um Guilmon..."
"Hmm?"
"Why are you leaning against the wall with your arms crossed?"
I took a good look at myself and the position I was in...crap. So then I sat down and tried not to cross my arms anymore.
"I think Renamon is starting to rub off on you." He meant to say that in a joke, but he quickly slapped himself on the forehead and started saying "Not in that way" over and over again.
How funny, the boy traumatized himself on accident. Like always, I kept my laughter in. I do a good job at doing that. The only time I do laugh is when Guilmon jokes around with me, and if Ruki makes a bad joke. Someone has to give her confidence, right? It's a good thing she rarely does that. Other than that, I don't bother laughing, no matter how funny the situation is.
"You shouldn't think perverted thoughts." I told him as I gave him a smirk.
Takato quickly snapped out of it and faced me. "Ha, I didn't even know you knew what that meant." He said in a joking matter.
"There's a lot I know, that you don't" I said slyly
"Oh I don't doubt that." He said as he shot an awkward smile and scratched the back of his head. "Are you up for a game?" He suddenly asked.
A game...? As in...play? Oh no, I shuddered at the thought of that. Not unless his idea of playing was to fight. If not, then why bother. "No thanks." I told him. "I'm sleepy."
"Are you sure? Not even if..." He grabbed something from the bag he brought with him. "Ta-da!" He held out a loaf of bread. Typical, why must everything that is bread related have to do with Guilmon?
"No thank you. I am not hungry, and I am very tired." I told him again.
"What's the matter with you, boy? First you don't wanna play, now you're refusing bread?"
"I told you, I'm not hungry and I'm tired." I told him. "Besides, aren't we a little too old to be playing?" Big mistake I made in saying that. I almost gave myself away just now.
"You're acting really strange. Did you know that?" He raised an eyebrow at me. "You would never say that."
Uh oh, I better think fast on this one. "But Takatooooooomoooon." Oh god, I whined. I never whine, but I'll have to keep on doing it. "I'm tireeeeeed." Now to do something drastic...I'm going to have to...tackle him. Only for dramatic effect, and it is likely for Guilmon to do that. "Let's play tomorrow!" Saying that earned a laugh from Takato.
"Ok, Ok we can play tomorrow...after we play today."
"B-but I'm tireeeed." This time I pouted. That should work on him.
"Prove it."
Did he just challenge me? Big mistake there. "Excuse me?"
"Play one game of tag with me and Culumon, and I'll let you go to sleep."
So the boy is smarter than he seems. Well I guess I'll have to take one for the team if I don't want him to find out. I cannot believe what I'm about to do. I took a deep breath before I answered him. "Alright."
"I knew you couldn't refuse." He said with a smile.
"Does that mean I don't have to do it anymore?" Please say yes. I do not want to make a fool out of myself.
"Nope! You still have to prove it to me." He grinned at me.
Damn it, he's going to pay for doing this to me."Where is Culumon?"
"Right behind you." Takato replied as he pointed behind me.
"Hi everyone! Culu!" He said as he snuck up behind me with his overly happy voice. It startled me a little bit, but I did not show it.
"Culumon, ya ready to play?" Takato asked him.
"Ready when you are! Culuculu!" He then turned to me and started hugging me. "Long time no see! Culu!"
"Yes, I know." I said as I tried to shake him off me. I'm not really used to affection unless it's from Guilmon, and sometimes Ruki, when she has her 'nice' moments. "It's good to see you again after a while has passed."
"Why are you speaking like that?"
"Like what?"
"I can't put my finger on it. Culu." He kept eyeing me. "You sound like someone I know."
Shoot, if someone like Culumon could tell the difference, then I'm obviously doing a bad job lat this. I thought acting like him would be easy. "The fall must scrambled my brain." I tried my best to sound like him, I mean in choice of words.
"Hmmm." Was all he managed to say while gazing at me. "Ok! Let's play! Culu!"
There was just one problem...I've never played before. I mean, I've seen them play, but I didn't know what the hell they were doing. It looked like they were just running around like maniacs. "Can you tell me how to play again? I forgot." Hopefully they'll think it's because of the fall that I forgot.
"Oh you just have to chase each other and tag someone if you're it. Culu."
"Or if you're not it, then you have to run away from the person who is." Takato finished for him.
That makes no sense to me. Why would you...Oh nevermind. I'll just get it over with so I can go to sleep. "Who's it then?"
"We always decide by Rock Paper Scissors." Takato told me. "Ready?" He asked Culumon first.
"Culu!"
"You ready, boy?"
"I guess." I never really played that game before, but I always win anything. So this should be pretty easy.
"Rock, Paper, Scissors!" Takato yelled out as he made scissors. Culumon picked scissors too. Only problem was...I couldn't change the shape of my damn hand so I was paper.
"Guilmon's it! Culuculu."
Great, now I have to chase them...and Guilmon's body wasn't made for running. Once we began they started running from me, everytime I was close to tagging one of them, I fell. It was completely humiliating! Thank goodness Takato stopped me before I embarrassed myself even more.
"Hahaha same old Guilmon." He told me while laughing at me. If Ruki didn't like him so much, I would of given him a smack on the head. "Well I better get going. It's getting late and you know how my mom gets if I'm at least one minute late."
"It's not a good thing culu."
"Goodnight Guilmon! We'll see ya tomorrow." Takato told me as he carried Culumon with him.
"Goodnight." I said to them before they left. Finally, I had the place all to myself. Now I could...well what could I do? I can't shift anywhere, so I'm stuck in here. Let's face it, this body wasn't exactly made to sneak around, so I couldn't do that. I guess I'll just go to sleep. I started closing my eyes and was very close to falling asleep until I heard...
TAP TAP
Oh who could that be. I decided maybe it was the wind blowing against the gate. Maybe thats why it sounded like someone was outside.
"Ey, let me in." I heard a voice say.
It couldn't be. No, of course not I haven't spoken to him in a while now. It's probably just Culumon. Well, I'm not letting him in.
"Ey Pine-applehead! Let me in!" It said again.
Oh god, it was him. What's he doing here? He hasn't talked to me in months. We didn't leave off on bad terms or anything, but it's like he doesn't want to talk to me.
"Pineapple-head!" Impmon yelled again.
Great, now I have to get up and open the gate. As I did so, I asked him. "What do you want?"
"Can't I visit my old pal?"
I raised an eyebrow at him.
"Ok, ok, so I wanted ta get somethin' ta eat. You know...like bread?"
"What about your precious hot dogs?"
"I haven't seen da hot dog guy in a while. I think I scared him last time."
"That's what you get for threatening people by using your fire." I warned him.
"Whatever, just lemme have some bread. I'm starvin'."
It's not that I didn't want to, I felt bad for him, but I don't know where Guilmon keeps his bread anymore. He keeps changing the spot every time someone finds out he's broken his diet. It's been the fourth time already!
"I am sorry, but, I do not know where it is. Honest."
"Eh, I believe ya."
"Pardon?"
"...Did you just 'pardon' me?" He was getting suspicious already. I need to stop saying that word while i'm in this body!
"Uh, I meant what..."
"Seems to me like a certain someone started to grow on you." He joked. "She's even got you speaking like her!"
"That's not funny." I scolded him.
"Sorry 'bout that, but I'm in a hurry and I need some bread."
"Going somewhere?"
"Yea, I'm off to meet my dreamboat!" He said with a heavy sigh.
'Dreamboat'? Since when did he have new mate? Oh well, I'm happy for him. Now I won't have to feel bad when I see him. My guess is that he's seeing someone my size. He told me that he 'likes 'em tall'. "Who is it?"
"Eh, you don't know her." he tells me like I'm too stupid to know. "She's new around here."
"Name please." I wasn't expecting an answer so quickly. I know Impmon all too well. He would probably ask for something in return if he told me about her.
"Her name is Chiromon and she's the most prettiest thing I've ever seen." I guess I was wrong, but he said it as his eyes got all googly. Who would of thought that Impmon was a softie?
"You must really like her, huh?" Maybe I should tease him about this. This may be the only time I'll ever see him like this. "Aw Impmon'sin love."
"...shut up!" He started blushing. There's something you don't see everyday. "Don't tell anyone about this."
"Why not?" I asked as I did Guilmon's trademark 'tilt head to the side' move. Just to make myself seem like him.
"Now you're startin' ta act like yourself." He said slyly.
That's a relief. I think i'mstarting to get the hang of this. "How come I can't tell?"
"Eh, they'd all laugh at me. Or they'd think I was lyin' or somethin'." Then he turned around and I think something caught his attention because he ran over to the big hole in the wall. "No bread eh? What's this?!"
Typical Guilmon, changing his hiding spot, then putting back in the old spotafter a while. "That's my special stash of bread. No ones allowed to eat it. Not even me." That was the best excuse I could think of.
"Yea, yea sure." He grabbed a couple pieces of bread and came back over to me. "I need all da energy I can get."
"For what?"
"Why should I tell ya?"
"Because the only thing that's stopping you from eating all that bread is my mouth." Ha, I managed to sound like myself while sounding like Guilmon too.
"Fiiiiine, but you betta keep dis a secret." He said as he made a fireball come out of one of his hands. Like that really frightnened me, but I played the part of being scared just to fool him.
"I won't tell, I promise."
"Well, when I first saw her, she was in her ultimate form and I thought she looked...well hot." He admitted.
I motioned for him to continue by putting my claw to my ear.
"I figure if she sees me as Beezlemon, she'll like me even more."
Ul..ultimate...level? It can't be...maybe I'm just over thinking it. It's a different digimon. "Can you say that one more time?"
"Say what?" He didn't know which part to repeat. "Da whole thing?" I nodded my head at him so he could continue. "Like I said, I want ta impress her as Beelzemonand maybe she'll go back into her ultimate form."
"Being superficial, are we?"
"I'm surprised you know what dat means."
I swear, people never him enough credit. They underestimate him, he can be smart...sometimes. Oh nevermind I need to get back to Impmon. "Doesn't change the fact that you're being superficial."
"And dat doesn't change the fact dat you're acting like a smartass."
Now he really is suspicious. Damn, I really need to save my ass now. "Am not!"
"Yea ya are. Ever since I walked in here, you've been acting and speaking like one."He took a bite out of the bread he took. "I'd say someone else was in yo body or something. I mean look at da position you're in." He said as he pointed at me.
I looked down and saw that he was right. Damn it! So I quickly unfolded my arms them and kept them at my sides. Now to think of a good rebuttal. "No I'm not!" I had something much better in mind, but I couldn't say it because it's not something Guilmon would say. "I'll prove it to you!" So then I tried to do that thing where Guilmon does a handstand while walking. I don't know which surprised me more, the fact that I could do it, or the fact that I fell after two seconds.
Impmon just kept staring me like I had gone crazy or something. The same look he gives Guilmon when they see each other. That means I'm getting better at fooling him. "Eh whatever, just lemme eat this bread and I'll forget about it."
"Deal."
"See ya later Pineapple-head" He said as he made his way out the door, but I stopped him before he could leave.
"Impmon..."
He stopped in his tracks and turned to me."What?"
"How come...you don't talk to Renamon...anymore?" My question must of shocked him because he just stood there looking at me.
"Eh, I just don't wanna bother her."
"Why would you bother her? You're friends right?"
"Look, I got my own reasons ok?" I nodded my head slowly."I ain't mad at her or anything. If that's what you're thinking." Then he gave me a small smile. "Tell you what, one day I'll let you and her meet Chiromon. Deal?"
This time I nodded my head a little bit more quickly. "Deal."
"Oh and Guilmon?"
"Yea?"
"Don't steal her!" He said in a joking matter, but yelled at the same time.
"I won't" I said while laughing a little. "Bye bye Impmon!"
"Later." He was about to leave but then he said. "Take care of fox-face."
How sweet, he cares about us. I always thought he was still bitter about what happened.
"Nevamind, I think I should be telling you to take care of yourself!" He said while laughing. Why did he have to go and ruin a nice moment? Before I could say anything else, he was gone.
It was nice to see him again. At least now I know he isn't upset with me and as happy as I was to hear about his new love, I can't help but think she's Zodimon in her rookie form. I hope I am wrong though. I tried not to think of the worst, so instead I slowly drifted off to sleep.
Wow, Renamon playing tag? There's something you don't see everyday!
Renamon : And if you ever tell anyone I did so, then you'll never live to see another day. -glares-
Me : -gulps- Yes Ma'am!
Renamon : Now finish what you were going to say.
Me : Right, on the next chapter it's Terriermon's turn! Will Ruki be able to spot the difference when he starts acting up? Or will she think Renamon is just PMSing?
Renamon & Terriermon : Hey!
Me : Terriermon reveals why he fights with Renamon the most and he'll learn a thing or two about Ruki and Renamon. What could it be? Is it bad? And why is there a McDonald's right next to another McDonald's??
Renamon : She overdid that last part. Forgive her if you will. Just remember to leave a review if you want to know what happens next.
Terriermon : C'mon people, don't you wanna know what happens with me? -silence- Just leave a review anyway and remember, you don't have to be a member to leave one -cough- anonymous-coughs-