Hahahahaha! I'm back folks and this fic isn't dead because you know why? Cause 21 says so!
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Naruto and Haqua had just returned to Konoha with smiles on their faces at their previous adventure at the Land of Snow/Spring and the next thing Naruto knew he was tackled by Elsie as she was crying comical tears. "Kami-nii-sama! Where were you? I was so lonely at home desu~." Elsie exclaimed as Naruto sighed. "Elsie, I was gone for a few hours and you already miss me? Where is your sense of time exactly?" he asked as Haqua looked at him. "She doesn't really have one." She replied as Naruto sighed.
Naruto Uzumaki, Rating: Badass.
Haqua, Rating: Totally Stylish
Elsie, Rating: Complete Klutz
"Ano, Kami-sama, what are those rating things for?" Elsie asked as Naruto looked at the floating info boards and suppressed a giggle. "Those are our rates of how it describes us. And I'm still a Badass!" he replied with a badass pose as Haqua sweat dropped at that. "By the way Kami-sama, someone wanted me to give you this letter." Elsie said handing a white envelope to him. Naruto read the thing and involved something with a "fight to the death" yadayada before crumpling it and throwing it in a nearby trash scoring him 400 points.
"So, shall we visit our friends?" Naruto asked as Elsie tilted her head. "Ano, which ones? The genin ones or the girls?" she asked as Haqua merely guessed the "girls" were the ones Naruto "conquered". "The girls of course!" Naruto said as he began thinking. "So who's available right now to visit?" he asked to himself as Elsie waved her hand. "Well Sonia-chan is back in Nippon, Haku is training with her sensei, Tenten-chan is helping Neji-san," cue twitch from Naruto at the sound of fate's bitch. "Ino is shopping for clothes," cue shiver from Naruto due to the long horrors of shopping. "-and Shinobu-chan is currently looking for new books and scrolls to order for her library." She finished as Naruto snapped his fingers.
"To Shinobu's!" he shouted as he dashed off at fast speeds as a multiplier appeared showing x2 as he earned 800 more points much to the confusion of the two demons, "It's like some sort of game!" they both thought as they ran after the blond Capturing God. Once they caught up to him, he was busy chatting with Shinobu about something. "-then the teme had to run out from his bathroom coated in peanut butter why trying to get rid of a raccoon who was biting his nose not knowing his fan girls were there taking pictures of him naked and coated in peanut butter and he wouldn't come out from his house for 3 months while still trying to get the little bugger from trying to eat him!" he said as Shinobu laughed as she wrote it all down.
"So anyways, it's your turn to tell me something interesting. Got anything good?" he asked as the librarian girl adopted a thinking pose as she tried to think of something until it hit her. "Well there is this one-"was all she could say as suddenly, a figure flew downwards pointing at Naruto. "Mr. Uzumaki!" he shouted as he landed to reveal Hishin J. Shin and he was clearly pissed. "We meet again Uzumaki, consider our fight begun!" he shouted as he leaped into the air. "What did I do?" he asked himself as Hishin got closer in slow motion, "What do I do?" he asked himself as Hishin got even closer in slow motion as Kankuro appeared behind Haqua and shouted "Fight!"
Kankuro, Rating: 7.5/10, pretty darn gay.
Following the Suna genin's advice, Naruto tossed his PFP to Elsie and got into his battle pose and did a Reversal on Hishin. *Scott Pilgrim VS The World Game Soundtrack: Bollywood*
Naruto Uzumaki VS Hishin J. Shin
"Watch out! It's that one guy." Kankuro said as Hishin charged at him and Naruto kicked him in the air and leapt after him and did a 64 hit combo as Hishin hit the ground. "Not bad, Uzumaki." Hishin said with a smirk as Naruto looked confused. "Why the hell are you attacking me again?" he asked as Hishin looked confused. "Didn't you get my letter explaining the situation?" he asked as Naruto nodded his head slowly, "I skimmed it." He replied as Kankuro shook his head and said "Mmm-mmm." Hishin however looked extremely pissed. "You will pay with your insolence!" he shouted as he relentlessly assaulted Naruto and knocked back as he made his own counter attack which knocked Hishin into a building.
"Do you know anything about this guy?" Naruto asked the three as Elsie and Haqua shrugged their shoulders as Shinobu looked a little surprised at Hishin's appearance and his fight with Naruto. "Maybe it has something to do with Miss Springfield here?" Kankuro answered as Naruto looked at him. "Why in the nine levels of hell are you here again?" he asked. "Because I had spare time before my team meeting and decided to follow you." He replied.
Naruto rolled his eyes as he looked at Shinobu, "Is Hishin-san your ex-boyfriend or something?" he asked as Shinobu looked horrified at the suggestion and shook her head no violently. "Actually, he's my ancestor's evil ex-boyfriend." She replied silently hoping nobody heard her. Unfortunately Naruto has super hearing and was caught off guard and is really questioning Hishin's and possibly Nione's ages right now. "Her what?" he said with disbelief. "Well…back when Nodoka's husband was still a kid he accidently broke her heart by saying something at the wrong time and she ran off to her sanctuary in her library trying to escape into a different world to stop the pain when Hishin-san met her. He was kind to her and soon they began dating and he was unofficially known by her classmates as the rebound boyfriend." She explained as Naruto suddenly felt sorry for the guy.
"Harsh." He said as she nodded. "After a few months of dating, Negi Springfield apologized to her and explained the misunderstanding causing Nodoka to break up with Hishin-san." She said as Naruto really felt sorry for the guy, being broken up by the girl you love has a painful side-effect, especially if he developed a grudge for Negi Springfield all those years ago. "Both he and Negi dueled each other in combat with their magic and even though Hishin-san had superior magical powers, Negi won through sheer willpower alone and defeated him and the rest is history. Although every once in a while he'll try to ruin love lives of those descendant of his blood like me." She said sadly as Naruto comforted her until what she said hit him.
"Dude wait, magical powers?" he asked as Hishin came out of the building with not a single scratch on him and he looked like he was going to kill someone. "You'll pay for this Springfield!" he shouted pointing at her before looking at Naruto and started to…sing?
"If you want to fight me," he sang as he summoned Demon Hipster Chicks "you're not the brightest!"
Then it was Naruto's turn as he, Kankuro, Shinobu, and the two devil girls mimicked Naruto's pose as he sang the next part. "You won't know what will hit you in the slightest!" he sang as Hishin began floating in the air with his Demon Hipster Chicks to continue the song. "Fireball girls, take these suckers out!" Hishin sang as he and his DHC fired fireballs at Naruto and his friends who danced and created a barrier that neutralized the attacks.
"Let me tell you what it's all about! You and your fireballs and your Demon Hipster Chicks, you're talking the talk and it's all pretty slick! You think you're so good, but you're missing the point, you gotta have courage and friendship and whatever!" Naruto sang as Hishin paused for second as he realized something was wrong with the song. "That doesn't even rhyme!" he shouted as Naruto shot back with a "Shut up!" The effect was instant, Hishin and his DHC were paralyzed in midair and he was shocked at it. "This is impossible, how can this be?" he demanded as Naruto smirked as he crouched down. "Open your eyes…" he said as he leapt into the air and delivered a punch in the face, "-and maybe you'll see!" he shouted.
K-O!
(Scott Pilgrim VS The World Game Soundtrack: Bollywood end)
With that, Hishin turned into a ryo bill and a few coins as Naruto scored 1000 points. "Sweet, money!" Naruto said as he scooped it up and see how much he won. "Awe man 210 ryo? That's not even enough for one bowl at Ichiraku's." he said with a disappointed look on his face as Shinobu looked at him and giggled. "Don't worry Naruto-kun; I'll lend you the extra 90 ryo." She said as she was suddenly engulfed by a comically sobbing Naruto who was hugging her. "Thank you Shinobu-chan! How can I ever repay you?" he asked as said girl was blushing tomato red. "B-by coming to visit me more often?" she said confused as Naruto let go of her. "Okay!" he said as Elsie was planning on making dinner for tonight and not worry about her Kami-sama's lunch time. Haqua was confused at why the hell she was involved with this madness.
"Here, and next time you read the damn thing completely." Kankuro said as he handed the crumpled letter to Naruto who snatched it out of his hands, uncrumbled it and reread it again with full focus. Once done, Naruto sighed with annoyance and pocketed the letter and pinched the bridge of his nose while grimacing. "Great, first an ancient evil ex-boyfriend, now I have to save the others from admirers or wackos who want them for their own status to go up…" he muttered out loud as Elsie handed him his PFP and started playing it. "If you'll excuse me…" Kankuro said noticing a boy walking in an alley, "I have to go meet my team." He lied as he ran after the boy as the girls sweat dropped at the lie as Naruto sighed. "Why can't I get one day without something going on?" he asked to no one but himself.
"So, who else is being targeted?" Haqua asked as Naruto looked at her and then Elsie. "Next stop, Sonia's place…to my room!" he shouted as he dashed off as another multiplier appeared featuring x3 giving Naruto a bonus 3000 points as Elsie and Haqua flew in the air after him. Flying after him was easier as he made his way to his room and was on his bed waiting for them. "Hop on!" he shouted feeling impatient as the two devil girls did as Naruto punched the wall where the bed was somehow connected to as the bed flipped over taking the three down a sliding tunnel as they soon fell from a ceiling onto a different bed.
Elsie was the first to recover as she realized where they were exactly. "T-this is Sonia-chan's room!" she exclaimed excitedly as Naruto got up and dusted himself while Haqua just sat on the bed wondering how a tunnel like that existed and took them to another place in a different continent. "Exactly, since she's not home, I'll have to ask her friend where she is." Naruto said as he left the room to the kitchen where cute little Tama-chan was busy eating cake. "Hi Tama-chan, have you seen Sonia anywhere?" he asked the hot springs turtle who replied with her usual "Myuh." As Naruto nodded, he wrote on a notepad where Sonia is. "Thank you Tama-chan for your help. Now to save Sonia!" he declared as he dashed out of the house with the two devil girls flying after him as Elsie was looking from her camera having pictures of Sonia's room while Haqua was wondering how the hell Naruto understands that turtle.
"Elsie, you have the strangest buddy in the world. And he's even crazier than Keima." Haqua stated as Elsie nodded happily. "But that's what makes him the way he is isn't it?" she replied as Haqua sighed wondering if she could be reassigned to a different district and away from the wacko known to all as Naruto Uzumaki. Though she doubts that she'll even get any chances because once you're assigned to a district, only the Chief could do that and he rarely lets anyone reassign to somewhere else unless a devil has already lost her head and needs someone to replace her. They flew after Naruto who was running at insane speeds towards Kyoto to the Cinema Town which makes Haqua wonder how fast he can run to get there. The unasked question was answered as Naruto went supersonic on them, leaving a trail of dust as he ran past police cars, hot rods, trains, and even a running blue hedgehog that began racing with Naruto at the same speed.
An hour later Elsie and Haqua finally caught up to Naruto in Cinema Town who was busy chatting away with Sonia as they noticed something different about them. Naruto was dressed as a samurai and Sonia was dressed like a hime (Japanese word for princess). Naruto noticed the two and waved. "Yo! What took you two so long?" he asked as Elsie was excited to see Sonia again as Haqua glared at him. "Well excuse us for not being able to travel at the speed of sound!" she said accusingly at Naruto who laughed. "Yeah well you missed out on me facing some creepy pedophile actor who was interested in Sonia an hour ago." He said as Elsie was watching something on the camera that the studio left on which recorded the whole thing.
*Video Recording*
Naruto just appeared as he pulled the brakes leaving a ruined road from his sonic speeds to get here as he looked around to see if Sonia was near. He didn't have to go far as he heard a familiar voice shout "No!" before dashing over there. Once Naruto got there, he scowled as he noticed a very popular male actor in his early 20s hitting on Sonia. "Is he some sort of pedophile like Orochimaru is? Because Sonia is 13 and he's…what 30?" he thought. Meanwhile in Oto, a certain snake Sannin was about to lecture people about how he's not a pedophile once again as he felt someone call him that again. Knowing this guy must be one of those to get the fame because of him trying to hit on her Naruto walked right towards them to stop him. "Hey Sonia!" Naruto greeted as Sonia looked as if she was saved by an angel (more likely a God but she doesn't know that).
"Hi Naruto-kun!" she greeted back as the man scowled at how close they are to each other if they were to greet each other on friendly terms. Naruto decided to use his legendary acting skills and decided to meet the creepy bastard up close. With a friendly smile, Naruto hand his hand outstretched to shake his hand and introduced himself. "Hi, my name is Naruto Uzumaki." He said as the man put on a fake smile and shook his hand, "Lucas Cage." He replied as Naruto looked at him with awe. "Descendent of the Johnny Cage who entered Mortal Combat against some madman who wanted to take over the world…And a badass skater, totally awesome!" he said as Lucas smirked at that, even today people respected his ancestor.
"Well, it seems that my ancestor's reputation is well known." He said with pride as Naruto nodded. "Yeah, rumor has it that you are at the same level of talent as a start and a martial artist as he was in his prime!" Naruto replied as Johnny nodded. "You know…I always wanted to test my skill against someone of your caliber…" Naruto started as Johnny looked at him. "Kid, what are you getting at?" he said dropping his friendly appearance. "Well, we'll dual each other for the right to see Sonia okay?" Naruto started surprising Sonia at what he said as Lucas gladly accepted the challenge. "Alright kid, time to show you a new legend in the making!" he said as he put on some stylish sunglasses.
Naruto Uzumaki VS Lucas Cage (Scott Pilgrim VS The World the Game Music: Skate or Live)
"Now let's get this show on the road kid." He said as he cracked his neck , "Because the only thing standing between me and her, is the two minutes it'll take to KICK YOUR ASS!" he shouted as he attacked as Naruto side stepped and used his foot to trip the famous actor as he had a timer on. "You're on, if it goes over two minutes then you'll have to do a stunt for me and an autograph!" he said as Lucas Cage shouted "You're on!"
Time 24 seconds
Naruto began his assault by using a quick flurry of punches on Lucas tried to block them as they were currently going for his face as he tried to do a counter attack that Naruto somehow block and evaded. As they separated from each other, Lucas noticed the style pose Naruto took. "Wing Chun?" he asked as Naruto nodded. "The famous style that the legendary Ip Man used and then taught to Bruce Lee himself." He replied as Lucas winced at that, that style of martial arts was legendary in its own rights and was considered the perfect style of offence and defense at once.
Time 57 seconds
"You know, I'm surprised you don't have henchmen or stuntmen trying to attack me to give you the edge." Naruto said as Lucas scoffed at that. "Please, there is no honor in doing something like that and I do my own stunts and saves up the money too." He replied as he ducked from a kick from Naruto and tried his ancestor's legendary Nut Cracker move as he scored a direct hit but Naruto looked unfazed confusing him completely. "Impossible! You should be on your knees after that blow, how you are unfazed by it!" he demanded as Naruto smirked. "I always have a guard down there just in case someone tries to use a dirty move on me." He replied as Lucas felt offended by that.
Time: 1 minute and 23 seconds
"Now to finish you off." Said Naruto with a serious look on his face as he rolled up the sleeves of the Maijima High blazer as Lucas suddenly felt an ominous aura of power surrounding him and realized that Naruto is going all out like the famous Ip Man did as legends say he took down 10 black belts after rolling up his sleeves. Naruto started his attack as he relentlessly assaulted Lucas with barrages of kicks and punches as Lucas was pushed back to a wall and began using him like a wooden dummy the Chinese used as he unleash his punches, slaps and chops on the chest and shoulder areas as Johnny began bleeding from the nose and mouth.
He also kicked Lucas's knees and legs before a punch in the face made Johnny's head bounce back as Naruto had his palm flat against his neck as to signal the halted killing blow as it turned into a fist while Lucas's glasses fell off revealing the look of defeat in his eyes. "Do it." He said as Naruto shook his head no. "No, I was taught never to kill with this style and I will follow that code to the end." He replied as Sonia and the filming crew was watching the scene with awe. (Scott Pilgrim VS The World: The Game Soundtrack Skate or Live end)
"Time!" Sonia shouted as she had a time that had the time set as it was 15 seconds past two minutes. Lucas looked at Naruto who was unrolling his sleeves and was whistling a tune to himself but he knew Naruto was smirking underneath. "Alright kid, what do you want me to do exactly?" he sighed as Naruto looked at him. "Can you do a grind…on that rail?" he asked as Lucas looked at the rails that went down and looked back at Naruto. "Are you serious? There are, like, 200 steps and the rails are garbage." He replied as Naruto smirked. "There are girls watching." He said as Lucas suddenly agreed. "Somebody get me my board." He said out loud as Kankuro suddenly appeared out of nowhere with a board and tapped his shoulder.
"Hi big fan." He said as Lucas took the board and cracked his neck. "Why wouldn't you be?" he said as he started to rail grind.
Going at 116 KPH, Naruto looked at the site and was speechless, "Wow." Was all he could say.
165 KPH, Lucas was going down at fast speeds as Naruto and Kankuro looked on. "Wow." Was all Naruto could say.
214 KPH, Lucas' speed was still increasing as he leapt to another rail while Naruto was wondering if he'll make it. "Wow." Was all he could say.
309 KPH, *BOOM* Lucas crashed and turned into coins as Naruto smiled. "Wow. He totally bailed." Kankuro said as Naruto pumped a fist and shouted "Yes!" and earned 2000 points until he realized something was wrong. "Ah! I didn't get his autograph!" Naruto cursed as Kankuro nodded, "No." he said as Naruto realized something. "How the hell did you get here so fast?" he asked as Kankuro smirked, "Subspace." He stated as Naruto depanned. "Cheater…" he muttered as Sonia tackled him in a hug. "Arigato Naruto-kun! He wouldn't stop bothering me for days!" she exclaimed as Naruto chuckled. "You're welcome, but now you owe me." He said as Sonia agreed immediately making him wonder how bad that guy must be to make her agree so fast.
*Video Recording End*
"So that's what happened, eh?" Haqua asked herself as she turned to Sonia who was also watching the film with a raised eyebrow. "But why are you guys dressed like that though?" she asked as Sonia was still dressed like a Hime and Naruto was still dressed like a samurai as said boy shrugged. "Well I was somehow hired to play the lover of the princess here," he said pointing to the blushing idol "-in order to finish this movie since Lucas is…"fired" from his job." Naruto said in an amused tone as Sonia giggled at the jibe on the man she hated.
"We're almost done here then I'll be spending the night over with the Sand Siblings." He said before pausing for a bit, "Can you bring my dinner to me Elsie? And one for Gaara as well? He loves you're cooking." He said as Elsie happily saluted as she dragged Haqua back to Konoha as Kankuro lectured Naruto on how to use doorways to Subspace as they finished up filming.
*Next Day with the Sand Siblings apartment they borrowed while in Konoha*
"Man, why am I the one who always has to deal with this kind of crap?" complained one Naruto Uzumaki as Gaara and Temari were out training. "Life does suck." Kankuro agreed as the room phone rang. "Or does it?" he said as he picked it up and answered it. "Hello? Oh, hey Elsie." He greeted as Naruto groaned not wanting to deal with her today. "What's that, you're outside?" Kankuro asked as Naruto suddenly stood up as there was a knock on the door as Kankuro opened it showing Elsie with her cell phone out. Kankuro immediately narrowed the door till his own head was out. "Is Kami-nii-sama here?" she asked as Naruto made his move as Kankuro stalled for time. "Uh…you know what?" He said as there was the sound of glass shattering signaling Naruto jumping out of the window. "He just left." Kankuro stated calmly as Elsie noticed it and looked back at him. "Really?" she asked as Naruto's arm reached through the broken window to grab his PFP that was resting near the window. "Yeah…sorry." He said as Naruto made his escape. (A/N: This scene was my favorite part in the actual movie of Scott Pilgrim VS The World)
*Ichiraku's Ramen*
"Man what a day yesterday…" Naruto muttered as he finished his third bowl of ramen as Ayame looked at him with a reassuring look. "Relax Naruto; you did a good thing helping those girls get away from those weirdoes." She said as Naruto sighs. "Yeah, but constant fighting just before the Finals is kinda hard to deal with." He replied as he engulfed his fourth bowl and looked at her as he recalled something. "Speaking of weirdoes is that whacko Gohan Ringo still after you?" he asked as Ayame groaned as she grimaced at the mentioning of him. "Don't remind me, he's been trying to ask me out on a date for a month already." She said as Naruto whistled, "Wow, he's quite determined." He commented as Ayame huffed with annoyance.
"Even though he's a relative to a former member of the Seven Swordsman of the Mist, he's not my type. I mean he reeks of blood!" she said as Naruto sniffed the air. "Speaking of blood, looks like he's on his way here from the looks of it." He said gesturing to the streets as many people suddenly started holding their noses in disgust and ran into buildings to get away from whatever is causing that foul smell. There was a figure in the sunlight as it revealed to be a male around 18 years old with light colored hair walking towards Ichiraku.
Naruto noticed something was off with him and he saw the power inside those eyes. "Ah, so he's a Vegan." Naruto realized as Ayame looked at him. "Vegan?" she asked confused as Naruto nodded. "Hai, it's a power used only by people who are hardcore vegetarians and it allows one to use powers far beyond shinobi standards. The only flaw is if that they ever eat any living creature or dairy products, they'll lose their power and can be easily disposed of." He explained as he failed to notice the crazy look on Ayame's face. A little known fact about her is that her name means "iris" by most people making her a sweet person but its actual definition in her case is "to murder" as she plans to do that with a plan she has in mind. After all, her father did it with her mom as he killed her for defiling ramen with his bare hands hence the meaning of his name to "kill someone with one's bare hands."
Gohan had the sudden urge to flee for his life but ignored it thinking his Vegan powers can handle the situation. "Hello beautiful." He said as he entered while trying to flirt with Ayame as Naruto was still consuming his ramen and pretending to be ignorant of the atmosphere. "Hello Gohan!" she said in a cheerful voice while inside she was puking her guts out, "May I take your order?" she asked as Naruto spoke up. "Can I have a half-and-half coffee Ayame? I need it to get this day over with." He said as Gohan made his order. "I'll have the vegetarian ramen and soy coffee." He said as Ayame nodded and went to the back to make the coffee.
"So…I heard you're making the move on Ayame." Naruto said as Gohan looked at him, "Yeah, so what?" he asked as Naruto shrugged. "Well she's been a sister to me and I want to make sure you don't try to break her heart, trust me when it comes to revenge, she will kill you. Vegan powers or not." He said as Gohan raised his eyebrows. "How the hell do you know that I have Vegan powers?" he demanded as his eyes glowed dangerously as Naruto ate his ramen unfazed by the glare. "I can see it in your eyes even without even using your powers. Oh and good luck trying to win Ayame's heart, it's a dangerous task your trying." He warned as Ayame came back with the coffees and Vegetarian Ramen.
"Here you go!" she said with a smile as Naruto and Gohan picked up their coffees and looked at each other. "Here's a toast to the next man trying the Ichiraku Challenge! To Gohan!" Naruto blurted out of nowhere making Gohan look at him like he's some sort of madman but agreed anyways. "Cheers." He said as they bashed cups and drank their coffee as Naruto noticed something wrong with his coffee. "Ayame, this isn't my half-and-half, this is soy." He said as Ayame bashed a fist in her hand. "Whoops, looks like I gave you guys the wrong coffee." She said innocently as Gohan suddenly paled at that. Suddenly, two figures appeared from behind the counter from within the selves of the counter with their fingers in a gun like position.
The two figures were definitely Nione but the other one was a girl dressed like a Red Mage from the Final Fantasy series. But the weird thing was that they were wearing sunglasses. "Freeze! Vegan Police!" he shouted as the girl named Sapphire 'Fire' Phoenica (which was written on her badge) also shouted "Vegan Police!" Nione then took his glasses off. "Gohan Ringo, you're under arrest for veganity violation, code number 827, inbibement of half-and-half." Nione declared as Gohan looked at him with disbelief. "That's bullshit!" he shouted as Nione glared at him, "No vegan diet, no vegan powers!" he shot back as Gohan waved his hands in self-defense. "But this is my first offence. Don't I get three strikes?" he asked as Nione gestured to Sapphire, "Take it." He said.
She took of her sunglasses revealing her brown eyes as she had opened up a notepad, "At 12:27 a.m. on February 1st, you knowingly ingested gelato." She said as Ayame had a twisted smile on her face. "Gelato isn't vegan?" Gohan asked confused, "It's milk and eggs, bitch." Nione replied with his "gun" never leaving its aim on Gohan. "On April 4th, 7:30 p.m., you partook a plate of chicken parmesan." Sapphire finished as Naruto looked surprised that a Vegetarian broke his own code. "Chicken isn't vegan?" Gohan asked weakly as Nione knew the drill as he and Sapphire put their glasses on again. "The Deveganizing Ray. Hit him." He said as he and Sapphire fired their "guns" releasing a wide green light as Gohan screamed in agony as he felt himself stripped of his powers.
Before Gohan could make a move, Ayame whacked him in the head with her trusty weapon known as the ladle as he turned into a pile of money as Naruto earned 3000 points much to his confusion. "Uh, Nione, what are you doing here?" he asked turning around only to see both Nione and that Sapphire girl gone without a trace. "How do they do that?" he asked himself as he ignored Ayame's whoops of joy and flips in the air as he ate the uneaten and warm Vegetarian Ramen before paying the bill and left to go to the Hokage Monument.
*On the way to the Hokage Monument*
Naruto was walking towards the Hokage Monument while rubbing his forehead with annoyance, these admirers just won't let him have any peace. Just as he was at the Barbeque Restaurant, he heard a disturbing sound…the sounds of screams of ecstasy as he suddenly gained 4000 points. Curious, Naruto went inside and saw the entire place was turned into a warzone as he noticed a pile of case and Haqua with her scythe out with parts of her clothes torn and was breathing heavily as she fell to the ground exhausted. "What the hell happened here?" he asked as Elsie popped out from under a table.
"Kami-nii-sama!" she shouted out in joy as she tried to give him a hug only for Naruto's hand to hold her back a good distance. "Explain." He ordered as Elsie immediately stopped trying to hug him. "Well…Haqua's ex-girlfriend paid a visit?" she said as Naruto looked confused. "Ex-girlfriend? Haqua can you explain?" he asked as Haqua was slowly getting up. "Well, it was just a phase I did…" she said weakly as Naruto looked at her with disbelief. "You had a sexy phase?" he asked as Haqua sighed, "Well I might have been a bit bi-curious." She replied as Elsie tilted her head to the side. "But didn't she say she was a bit bi-furious as well?" she asked as Haqua felt a headache going on.
"So who was the girl exactly?" Naruto asked as he observed the damages to the place and couldn't help but notice how familiar they were. "Her name was Pandora." Haqua replied as Naruto looked at her like she was crazy. "Pandora? Girl with white hair and green eyes and is known to be a Weapons Master? THAT PANDORA!" he shouted as Haqua nodded as Naruto had an eye twitch. "She wasn't an easy opponent to beat or kill so how the hell did you beat her?" he asked as Haqua shrugged. "Just poked her in the sensitive parts I discovered when I was…making out with her one time and used it on her when we fought." she said with shame as Naruto guessed who was making those screams of ecstasy.
"…Okay...If you'll excuse me…I have an errand to run." He lied as he turned tail and left the place. Just as he left, the manager came back after counting his money and looked at the place with horror. "WHO THE FUCK IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS MESS?" he shouted as everyone pointed at Haqua.
*on the Hokage Monument*
Naruto was lying down on the Yondaime Hokage's head sleeping when he heard footsteps heading this way. Opening his eyes, he saw a 17 year old boy with the same Maijima High uniform with glasses and unkempt brown hair playing a PFP. Getting up, Naruto greeted the older boy. "Naruto Uzumaki." He said with his hand out as the boy used his left hand to shake, "Keima Katsuragi." He replied as Naruto widen his eyes. "The Original Capturing God?" he asked as Keima nodded, "Correct, I'm here to test you to see if you have what it takes be the next Capturing God." He replied as he leapt back and his body started growing muscles and he became the size of a wrestler with a mean look on his face as Naruto wondered what kind of mess he got himself into as he got into a battle pose.
Naruto Uzumaki VS Super Keima Katsuragi (Scott Pilgrim VS the World Soundtrack: Gideon Wrath I)
The 11th playboy of the world (of anime/manga of course.)
POWERS: Just look at him!
"Keima…SMASH!" the Original Capturing God shouted as he smashed his fists into the ground as a green shockwave was heading towards Naruto as he leapt into the air and charged at Super Keima. Keima charged at him with a fist crashing right into Naruto's face causing the Second Capturing God to be launched backwards.
"Such brute strength, how strong is this guy?" Naruto thought in pain as he began flashing through hand signs. "Katon: Gōen Rasengan!" he shouted as he summoned a Rasengan in his hand and spew fire on it as it turns black and is surrounded by rings of fire as he charged again at Keima. Keima punched the ground as fragments of the earth came up as he punched them towards Naruto who leapt over and under them before slamming fiery Rasengan right into Keima's chest. The effect was instant, a blazing maelstrom of fire erupted the top of the Hokage Monument as everyone looked at the sight with awe.
At ground zero, Naruto was currently holding his right hand which was burnt from that attack and observed his work, Keima was in a crater still standing and was covered in soot. "Not bad, but that won't be enough to beat me!" Keima shouted as he leapt in the air as fragments of the earth followed him as he forged a giant blade that Naruto knew was from a final boss in one of his video games. "Merciless Judgment!" Keima roared as he swung the blade down on Naruto causing a shockwave that shook the entire village.
Keima observed the result of his attack and was surprised that Naruto performed the legendary bare hand sword block technique that only a few people could master. "Damn it, this fucking sword is heavy!" Naruto swore and with as much strength he could muster, tossed the sword to the side as he began gathering energy in his next attack as he arched his hands to the sides and cupped them while channeling the energy he was gathering in between the hands. "Ka-me…" he said slowly as Keima recognized that move. Keima wasn't the God of Games for nothing to recognize that particular anime/manga/video game move. "Don't tell me he's using that technique." He said to himself as he landed.
"…Ha-me…" Naruto said dangerously as energy became visible in his hands as Keima realized that he might not survive an attack like that if it was fired. Quickly drawing blood from his thumbs, Keima flipped through hand signs to prepare for the worst. "Summoning: Triple Rashomon!" he shouted as he slammed his two hands to the ground and summoned the three giant gates as Naruto finished calling out the name of his attack. "-HA!" he shouted as a beam of blue energy hit the gates and broke through all three of the gates with the result of a mighty explosion as Konoha was engulfed in a bright light. Naruto also earned 5000 points for the achievement: Return of the Destructive Turtle Wave!
When the light died down, Keima was on his back with a bored look on his face as he stood back up and flexed his body as his chest opens and a vortex appeared as Naruto tried to stick to the ground but was sucked into another world as Keima closed his chest.
(Scott Pilgrim VS the World Soundtrack: Gideon Wrath I end)
As Naruto was spinning downwards to another world and landed, he noticed that he was in some sort of Dark City. "Toto, I don't think we're in Kansas anymore." Naruto said to a little stuffed dog doll near his foot as he walked off to find a way out. As Naruto entered a town square, he noticed that the entire place was like some sort of music stage for something. "Odd, were is everyone?" he asked out loud as two figures appeared, they were both male and female and were in their twenties. The man had blue hair and green eyes while the female had hot pink colored hair and green eyes; they had some sort of strange white uniform with a large R on their chests. "Get ready twerp, for some trouble." The woman said as the man had a rose in his hand. "And make it double because you're in for a fight." He said as they began to….sing?
(Bold: Jessie, underline: James, italics: Meowth)
Prepare for trouble
Make it double
Prepare for trouble
Make it double
The man began singing as the area around them transformed into a giant robot. "We'll be the richest rouges of all time." He said with the thoughts of being filthy rich as his female counterpart was doing her own lines of thoughts. "Creators, of a grand design." She said with a wink. The man held a card with the King on it "I'll be the King…" he declared as the woman held a Queen's Card, "I'll be the Queen..." She said as a strange catlike creature landed between with the Joker card. "I'll be the Joker…of Crime!" the catlike creature said as Naruto felt a musical showdown was on its way. "I'm going to need some help…" he muttered as he looked through his PFP and saw only available allies he had were Sonia and Shinobu.
With no other options, he pressed a secret button on his PFP's keyboard and the next thing he knew, both Sonia and Shinobu were by both of his sides wondering what was going on. "Dance Battle." He simply said as the two nodded, Sonia because she's been in a few before and Shinobu because she studied it before as it was her first time doing actual battle.
Prepare for trouble
Make it double (Prepare for trouble)
Prepare for trouble (Make it double)
Make it double
The Capturing God, the Idol, and the Bookworm got into battle stances as they prepared for the worst.
To protect the world from devastation.
To unite all peoples within our nation.
To denounce the evils of truth & love.
To extend our reach to the stars above.
Jessie, James
After hearing those names, the three mentally reminded themselves to contact authority to warn them Team Rocket's Return.
Team Rocket blast off at the speed of light.
Surrender now or prepare to fight! (That's right!)
That's when the giant robot of theirs started firing missiles at them causing them to go into three different directions as they sang the chorus while dodging the missiles.
Team Rocket's rockin'!
Talkin' trouble, walkin' trouble
Double trouble, big troubles gonna follow you…
Naruto used the Kage Bushin no Jutsu to create clones as the clones used Rasengan on the missiles destroying them and the clones themselves. "How's it going Sonia? You too Shinobu?" he shouted through the town that was beginning to turn into a warzone.
Team Rocket's rockin'!
Talkin' trouble, walkin' trouble
Double trouble, big troubles gonna follow you…
We're gonna capture Pikachu…
Sonia was using her trusty guitar as a weapon as speakers appeared by her side. "Shock Note!" she shouted as she strummed her guitar as electrical musical notes were shot out from them and hit the missiles causing them to explode. "I'm doing find here Naruto-kun! How about you Shinobu-chan?" she asked as she noticed missiles heading towards the sky as she saw Shinobu with glowing white hair flying in the air as she was busy launching arrows of light at the missiles destroying them as she gave a thumbs up to the two.
James did a horse laugh as the giant robot split into three identical copies.
Prepare for trouble…
Make it double (Prepare for trouble)
Prepare for trouble (Make it double)
Make it double…
"Quick, we have to team up and destroy one of the three!" Naruto shouted as the girls nodded as they leap into the air as red chakra came out of Naruto and two Chakra Arms started forming six purple Rasengans at once as Naruto shouted the name of the technique. "Yōko Rasenrangan!" he roared as the chakra arms slammed the corrupted spheres into one of the robots as Sonia used a new attack called Hadron Hō as a reddish blackish beam was launched from the tip of her guitar like a cannon and Shinobu used the Jovis Tempestas spell of her ancestor's which conjured a powerful whirlwind and lightning from the tips of her fingers as all three attacks were heading towards the robot piloted by Meowth.
It was instantly destroyed as Meowth was sent flying into the air as a Meowth shaped hot air balloon popped into existence as the walking cat started riding it out of firing range.
We're Team Rocket and we fight for what's wrong
For mayhem and madness and rare Pokémon
"Wait a minute, there aren't any Pokémon in this world!" Shinobu exclaimed as the duo ignored her.
I'm so gorgeous
I'm always the man
That was when an apparition of Keima appeared in the sky with a smirk on his face "You're just the players in my master plan!" he said as he snapped his fingers.
Team Rocket's rockin'!
Talkin' trouble, walkin' trouble
Double trouble, big troubles gonna follow you…
"Keima! What are you up to you bastard?" Naruto demanded as the apparition of Keima vanished as Sonia used electromagnetic frequencies to disrupt James' robot as Shinobu conjured a giant lance and impaled it unleashing a powerful blast of 2000 bolts of thunder at once causing it to be destroyed as James was blown into the air only to be caught by Meowth in the balloon as they made a good distance from them and started dropping bombs.
Team Rocket's rockin'!
Talkin' trouble, walkin' trouble
Double trouble, big troubles gonna follow you…
We're gonna capture Pikachu…
Within the air balloon, James let out a horse laugh as he took a sip of ice cold lemonade as he used a remote controlled mini-robot to throw bombs at the twerp trio.
We're always gonna try it
No one can deny it
Unfortunately, one of the bombs blew up a Sunday school as all the little kids cheered with joy of no school on a Sunday causing a riot among them and teachers while getting James' attention.
We can cause a riot in Sunday school (Ooh, a riot!)
We'll have you believing
Truth can be deceiving
'Do unto others' is our Golden Rule
With that Naruto began flying towards Jessie's robot with Sonia and Shinobu and decided on a collaboration jutsu. They flew towards it and performed a three handed seal and aimed the united hands aimed directly at the giant robot as the sounds of a thousand birds chirping were heard. "Chidori Hō!" (Thousand Birds Cannon) they shouted in sync as a massive bolt of thunder erupted from their hands as it pierced the core of the robot as it began twitching violently as Jessie used her escape pod and launched it high into the air as she jumped out of it and somehow landed perfectly safe inside the basket of the hot air balloon as James looked impressed.
"This is our most ingenious plan ever, if I do say so myself." Jessie said haughty as James shrugged. "Even we couldn't screw this one up, Jessie." James replied as Meowth tried to bring them back to reality. "Would you two stop yapping? Here they come!" the talking cat said as Naruto, Shinobu and Sonia were flying straight for them.
Prepare for trouble…
Team Rocket's rockin'!
Talkin' trouble, walkin' trouble
Double trouble, big troubles gonna follow you…
"Arbok, Weezing, go!" the duo shouted as they threw out two red/white balls and out came a purple cobra and a purple lumpy creature with a picture of a skull and crossbones on its chest as it emitted a strange toxic cloud from a part of its head. The girls were already pulverizing them in less than 10 seconds they appeared much to the surprise of Naruto and Team Rocket as the two creatures were launched back to their owners.
Team Rocket's rockin'!
Talkin' trouble, walkin' trouble
Double trouble, big trouble
Gonna capture Pikachu…
"You're gonna pay for mess with Team Rocket you twerps!" they shouted as they started dropping bombs onto them with renewed vigor and anger. One of them made contact with Sonia and she was engulfed in an explosion as Naruto and Shinobu looked at the site with horror before anger filled them and they began continuing to charge towards them.
Team Rocket's rockin'!
Talkin' trouble, walkin' trouble (Walkin' trouble)
Double trouble, big trouble's gonna follow you
As they got nearer, Jessie got a lucky shot and got Shinobu as she was also engulfed in an explosion, since Naruto was near her he was also caught in the explosion as smoke engulfed them only for Naruto to come out with his eyes red and silted as Jessie laughed.
Team Rocket's rockin'!
Talkin' trouble, walkin' trouble
Double trouble, big trouble
Gonna capture Pikachu…
Team Rocket noticed the expression on Naruto's face as they couldn't help but felt like they've angered a Charizard like that one the other twerps had when they tried to capture said twerps Pikachu. This just made them have to throw more bombs towards Naruto who dodged them with grace.
Team Rocket's rockin'!
Talkin' trouble, walkin' trouble (Walkin' trouble)
Double trouble (big trouble), big trouble's gonna follow you!
With only three bombs left, Team Rocket threw them with all their strength as they were heading directly for Naruto. He had other plans as he threw them right back at them causing Team Rocket to panic as the fuses were almost gone from the bombs.
*Kaaa*Team Rocket's rockin'!*Boom!*
Looks like Team Rocket's blasting off again!
With that, Team Rocket was defeated as they were launched into the sky looking like a shining star. Naruto had earned a total of 21000 points and a new achievement: EX Team Rocket Returns(1)! With them out of the way, Naruto noticed Sonia and Shinobu landing right behind them with none serious wounds on them but only minor burns. "You two okay?" he asked with concern as the two nodded. "Yeah, it'll take more than mere ordinary bombs to take us down!" Sonia shouted cheerfully as Shinobu had thumbs up for a reply. "That's a relief, I'm sending you two back. And thank you for the help." He said as the two girls nodded as they vanished in a ball of light. With that, Naruto began traveling through the city looking for Keima not knowing of a strange silhouette was watching him.
*Graveyard*
Naruto had a poor sense of direction; he had no clue where to find Keima as he was attacked by zombies in the area which he easily disposed of as he wondered if there was a real challenge anywhere. As if he was looking into a mirror, he saw himself sitting on a gravestone and was pitch black. "Is that a shadow doppelganger or is it…Nega Naruto?" he thought as the look alike jumped down and flexed his muscles.
Naruto Uzumaki VS Nega Naruto (Scott Pilgrim VS The World: The Game Soundtrack: The Dark One)
Naruto's evil twin!
RATING: NEGATIVE BADASS!
"No choice, have to finish this in one blow!" he thought knowing battling his Nega version would be dangerous if it keeps going on. Deciding to use a desperado move, both Naruto's began charging their chakra to their peak, blue chakra with white outlines against a malicious red with black outline one as the two versions of the Second Capturing God glared at each other and charged at each other with fists cocked back and they punched each other as their fists connected to each other causing a massive explosion of grey chakra to burst in between them as they were engulfed in a bright light as the universe was becoming undone. When the light died down, both Naruto's were on opposite ends of the grave with their backs facing each other as the real Naruto fell to his knees coughing up blood as Nega Naruto smirked before falling down flat on his face with a hole in his chest and then faded away into darkness as Naruto earned 9000 points and the trophy award: I'll Face Myself(2).
(Scott Pilgrim VS The World: The Game Soundtrack: The Dark One end)
"Damn, using every bit of my power to defeat myself. I have to admit using the One-Hit Kill move on each other was dangerous." He said to himself as he fell on his face completely drained of his reserves. He decided to sleep right where he was to regain his energy for the fight with Keima at…wherever he is. For some strange reason, Nione was in this strange world looking at some sort of script in his hands titled "Shinobi L'Cie" and was actually making a fuss over it. "Damn it, why does the boss do these kinds of weird things? I mean I'm good with my acting I'm sure, but some of his ideas are just crazy! I mean he wants me to admit I have a self-declared eternal rivalry with the-"his ranting was cut off as he tripped over Naruto's unconscious body.
"Ittai! Huh? What the hell are you doing sleeping on the floor Naruto? I mean Crypt is going to go cuckoo crazy if he finds out you're working with the floor." He said clearly not noticing that Naruto was unconscious at the moment. "Hello? Anyone home? Talk about rude!" Nione shouted as he stomped on Naruto's head waiting for a response. Getting annoyed, Nione picked up Naruto by his blazer and glared at his face only to notice that Naruto was unconscious. "Woops, better wake him up." Nione said as he laid Naruto on his back as Nione put his hand inside his coat rummaging through various things from games, manga, DVDs, books, music, swords, guns, missiles, cards, money, collectible, etc.
"Aha! There it is! The Instant Coffee Ramen Cup™!" he shouted as he poured a weird black liquid inside it as he waited patiently for the three minutes by drawing on Naruto's face. He then opened Naruto's mouth and poured the ramen inside all at once and then closed Naruto's mouth as his body began vibrating violently. Suddenly, Naruto leapt high into the air with a loud "Whoop!" and landed perfectly on his feet while rubbing the ink off his face as he glared at Nione. "Thanks for revitalizing me, but was it necessary to doodle on my face?" he demanded as Nione chuckled. "I needed to do something before I got bored from waiting for the ramen to be fully cooked." He replied ignoring Naruto's glare.
"Well I'm off! Good luck kicking Keima's ass!" he shouted as he dashed off while Naruto was wondering how the fuck did Nione get into this dimension inside Keima. "I'll ponder it later." He dismissed as a glowing stairway appeared leading right into the heavens themselves. "Well then, time to show Keima that…MY MANLYNESS WILL PIRECE THE HEAVENS THEMSELVS!" he shouted while wearing flashy orange sunglasses and a long, navy blue trench coat with gold studs and the Team Dai-Gurren logo on the back and red flames on the edges of the bottom of the coat. "GURREN LAGANN! SPEED ON! WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM?" he shouted towards the heavens as he charged in as he earned another game trophy: Row Row Fight Da Power! (3)
Naruto in his new outfit reached the top and noticed Keima with an indifference look on his face as he walked inside the clouds. Naruto began chase only for the clouds to move aside as a giant shadow overshadowed him getting his attention as he saw a godlike Keima looking down at him.
Naruto Uzumaki VS Keimaster Katsuragi (Scott Pilgrim VS The World: The Game soundtrack: Gideon Wrath II)
Elsie worked with this guy?
POWERS: Undefeatable!
"Let me show you why I am God!" Keimaster declared as tendrils of energy created…a giant Wii remote and a nun-chuck controller accessory. Cue sweat drop from the audience. Naruto knew better on what one who is a God of Games can do with a simple game controller in their hands. Naruto quickly pulled out his PFP and smirked, "IT'S MORPHIN TIME!" he declared as he did weird movements with his arms as he transformed into a popular robot that Keima recognized anywhere. "Lancelot Albion (4)?" he asked surprised as his Wii controls transformed into the True Master Sword and Goddess Shield (5). "Let's roll…" Naruto replied from inside the machine as two Gods of Gaming clashed as their battle was affecting other universes.
*In another dimension*
Here we see Naruto the Shinobi L'Cie currently trying to master his Rasengan after meeting Highwind in-between the Rifts as he felt like something crazy was going on in between universes. "What was that? And why do I have the feeling this is about the Space-Time thing Highwind mentioned? "He thought before resuming his training.
*In another dimension*
Another Naruto Uzumaki, who was 8 years old and the current Flame Haze of Alastor looked up to the sky with narrowed eyes. "Did you feel it Alastor?" the young boy asked as his glowing pendant responded. "Indeed, it seems two powerful entities from another dimension are disrupting the universal balance of things. I have a feeling that the doorways in-between dimensions are starting to open once again." The pendant replied as Naruto had a wry smile at the irony of things. "I have a feeling that the Crimson Denizen that escaped us is going to be in one of them." He said with his eyebrow raised. "You think Hishin or Nione are involved?" he asked his contractor.
"No, those two have been keeping themselves quiet for some time to start causing trouble. Though I believe Nione is currently arguing with the ceiling…again." The pendant replied as the boy sweat dropped. "You can say that again." The young Flame Haze replied as his hair became fiery red with embers fluttering down as his eyes were ablaze as wings of fire erupted from his back as he flew to the sky.
*In another dimension…Again!*
Nione was busy planning some sort of new mischief when the worst case scenario happened, and what's worse is that Pandora who was "defeated" by Haqua was going to witness a horror like no other. He sneezed. "Wha-TOILET ATTACK THE CEILING! IT'S GOT A DIME, A DIME I TELL YOU!" he suddenly shouted as Pandora had a WTF look on her face. "QUICK, GET THE TOASTER LAUNCHING TOOTHPASTE AND THE GENDER BENDING CAN OPENER! AND WHERE'S MY COFFEE? AND WHAT HAPPENED TO MY CHICKEN SANDWHICH?" he demanded while pointing and random inanimate objects while Pandora was getting pretty confused. "Toaster-launching-toothpaste? Gender-bending-can-opener? .Hell?" she asked herself.
"QUICK SOMEONE GET MY BOXING UNDERPANTS AND THE BREAKDANCING BOP-IT! I'M GOING ALL OUT...ANGELIC TOILET OF JUDGEMENT!" he shouted as Pandora slowly moves away from the insane man in the house only to see the Demon Chicken of Doom™ run in. "COVER ME DEMON CHICKEN OF DOOM! LET US ROCK HEAVEN AND HELL!" Nione declared as the flushing madness began while Pandora made a run for it hoping she doesn't get involved with Nione's…insanity or was it his weird sense of humor?
*In another dimension yet again (you must be getting tired of these aren't you?)*
"So Keima,…can I take the next few conquests for you?" asked one Naruto Uzumaki who was currently posing as one Keima Katsuragi's split persona as said boy was playing his PFP. "I think you should, because my gal games are piling up due to these damn runaway spirits constantly popping up!" he shouted to his mirror reflection that showed Naruto's image instead of Keima's. Suddenly Naruto looked up to the sky intently confusing Keima. "Something happen Naruto?" he asked as Naruto kept looking upwards. "…Its nothing." He said but on the inside was confused. "Odd, why is the boundaries of space time being violently distorted again? Are two gods fighting each other on a massive scale rivaling Dialga and Palkia's fight in Alamos Town?" the Yin-Yang God pondered but let it slide. It was probably nothing. (6)
*Back to RotCG dimension*
The entire heavens in ruins, piles of giant robots and weapons of all sorts were seen completely damaged beyond repair as Naruto and Keimaster were on their last legs. "Here goes nothing, Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann! Take off!" he shouted as he piloted the galaxy sized robot against an equally galaxy sized Keimaster Katsuragi wielding the X-Blade from KHBBS. "I say we finish this in one blow Keima, winner takes all!" he shouted from within his Gunman as Keimaster nodded. "Yes…let's do it." He replied as he prepared Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann's ultimate attack. "Tengen Toppa…" he started as his voice turned into the Legendary Man of Manliness, Kamina! "Giga…" he continued as many drills came out of his mecha's body, "Drill…" he continued ominously as they merged into a giant drill, "BREAK…!" he shouted as his machine charged at Keimaster like a flying missile.
"Dark Spiral!" Keimaster shouted as his X-Blade spun with dark energies as the two forces clashed against each other as their powers began to cause many violent disruptions in the various universes to become amplified on a higher scale than last time as the universe Naruto and Keimaster were in was destroyed by the force of a Big Bang. The result was Naruto earning another trophy: Godslayer, Destroyer of the Universe and he earned 10,000 points.
(Scott Pilgrim VS The World: The Game soundtrack, Gideon Wrath II end)
Everything was engulfed by a bright light as Naruto was forced to shield his own eyes to avoid being blind. Once the light died down he realized he was back on top of the Hokage Monument (forgetting the craters there from Super Keima Katsuragi fight.) as he noticed Keima was there but fleeing. "Get back here bastard!" Naruto demanded as he chased Keima only to see the Original Capturing God throw his PFP in front of himself as it enlarged and he jumped right into the screen making Naruto stop as the portal was still there instead of dispersing making Naruto ponder. "It seems Keima wants me to take on the last level…very well then. I accept!" he declared as he jumped into the PFP Portal as it closed behind him.
This was an interesting level to Naruto as he was only fighting male enemies and not once encountered any female enemies. "That guy must be some sort of sexist or a feminist, though I'm leaning towards the former." The Blond Capturing God thought as he found a portal of some sort to another room as he felt incredible power emanating from that area. "Looks like I'm at the Final Boss stage, I wonder what he has in stores this time?" he mused as he used his PFP to check his stats and healed himself while checking his equipment. Once he was ready, he jumped through the portal as he entered a dimension with digital codes and data flowing around, and there he sat, Keima Katsuragi in a throne with various heroines from his galges offering him food, water, etc. "So…how do you like my cathedral Naruto?" Keima asked as Naruto replied by pulling out a sword called the Zeo Sychros (7) from his PFP.
"Your pretensions, your club sucks, I got beef…LET'S DO THIS!" he shouted (8) as Keima sighed. With a snap of his fingers, the heroines vanished and he stood up as his throne transformed into multiply flying PFPs as he had his hands in his pocket as the final showdown was about to commence. "You will regret challenging me kid; after all…I am God!" Keima declared. "Final battle…Ride on!" (9) Naruto shouted as the streams of data took form of a floating platform in the depths of darkness with Naruto and Keima standing on it.
Naruto Uzumaki VS Keima Katsuragi (Scott Pilgrim VS The World: The Game soundtrack, Gideon Wrath I)
Keima Katsuragi (age unknown)
Is this the real Keima?
POWERS: Unknown…
"Sword against sword it is then." Keima muttered as he did 11 hand signs as he pulled out his PFP as Naruto watched in awe as it transformed into a PFP Pixel Katana as Keima gained an 11x boost to his stats. The two started to clash blades against each other as sparks flew from their blades as they were in a deadlock glaring at each other, blue vs. brown as Naruto kicked Keima in the stomach knocking him back as he tried to jab Keima's stomach only for him to dodge it with ease.
"Dodge this!" Keima shouted as he swung his blade creating a pixel shockwave as it made direct contact with Naruto as he was knocked back by the power of the shockwave. Naruto quickly recovered but winced in pain realizing that attack was dangerous. With his sword, he charged at Keima who was ready for him as their blades danced in the wind as their swords became blurs from the speed they swung from as you can see the air around them turn into a visible sphere from the speeds. They made a deadlock once again as it created a shockwave made of pure wind bursted out. With a determined will, Naruto broke the deadlock and as time slowly slowed down as Naruto stabbed Keima in the stomach.
"You are no longer the Capturing God of this era Keima, move on." Naruto whispered in his ear as Keima scowled. "Never…as long as there are galges then I…shall…return…" Keima coughed as his body was bleeding coins. "You may have won the battle…but the war between you and I still rages on…one day, I shall return and you'll never live long enough to see it." He said harshly as Naruto pulled the sword out of his stomach. "But I have lived long enough, to dispose of you."(10) He shot back as he stabbed Keima in the heart and gave him a spinning kick to the head.
K-O!
With that, Keima Katsuragi, the Original Capturing God who saved the world with the power of love was defeated by his successor Naruto Uzumaki as he erupted into a fountain of coins as Naruto earned 11,000,000,000 points and a new high score. With that, the dimension was starting to fall apart as a portal opened up leading to Konoha as he leapt through without a second to lose. Once the portal closed, Naruto began walking towards home pondering. "This battle may be over as Keima is defeated and I am now the new Capturing God following his defeat. But I can't help but worry about the other universes that were affected by my battles with Keima. Knowing there are other versions of me in these universes, they might be able to fix the distortions from the godlike battle between me and Keima. But for now, the hearts of the girls of this world…belong to me." he thought with a devious smile on his face, "So…who's next on my list of conquests?" he asked out loud as he had an evil look on his face worthy of any demon as many beautiful girls in the Elemental Nation had chills rolling down their spines.
1)Reference to Pokémon and the booster pack
2)I'll Face Myself is named after the boss theme used in Persona 4
3)Total reference to Gurren Lagann, if you don't know it then you are not a real man!
4)From Code Geass R2, Suzaku's robot seen near the end of the season.
5)From Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword
6)Mentioning of my other works and a little bonus with my OC Nione and seconda etapa's OC Pandora
7)Sword from the video game Rouge Galaxy. Really great game with no load time.
8)What Scott Pilgrim said in the movie.
9)Megaman Starforce quote from Megaman when facing final boss
10)Kain's line when he defeated the Sarafan Lord in the video game Blood Omen 2
Wow, it's been a long time since I updated this fic and now it's freakin up to 35 pages! I am proud of this as a result I will now focus on more chapters of Yin-Yang God where Naruto gets to woo the ladies! Oh and review for recommended conquests! I'll make a vote poll on certain characters for this season and the ones with the most votes will to the next ones to be conquered by Naruto! Man I am so damn proud of making three crossovers with Naruto and TWGOK. Stay gold!