Disclaimer: Fan of Fanfics21 owns nothing but his imagination. While I admit I wrote this series while I had ADHD when I was younger, still worth writing. Thank you for being patient for this!
When Gaara opened his eyes, he was in a completely different world. It was a vast world, full of massive shelves with numerous galges in them in this vast wasteland as numerous women stood on the said terrain as Naruto stood in the center of this alien world. This disturbed Gaara, as his mind race as he saw certain girls; heroines of previous galges he had played and conquered as he looked at the Capturing God. This power…was a forbidden technique that no mortal being should wield, let alone acquire and have!
"What are you Uzumaki? You appear to be human, but you're not." Gaara demanded his voice on edge as he became fully aware that Naruto was merely toying with him until now. "Heh, you now know the truth Gaara. Face the wrath of a God in all of his holy glory…" Naruto replied with a smirk as all of the numerous, endless army of heroines were at his command.
"Here I come, Capturing Demon…Do you have enough routes at your disposal?" Naruto asked as he rushed forward, with his own harem army on the prowl as they charged at Gaara. "Hah, don't be so overconfident with that power of yours, Uzumaki!" Gaara shot back as his sand took shape of the numerous heroines that he alone conquered as he and his replicas charged against Naruto's army.
Naruto's heroine, Rei Ayanami, armed with the Lance of Longinus, pierced the shield of the fake Asuka Langley Soryu as it fell into a pile of sand; Aigis blasted the Fake Mitsuru Kirijo with her arm cannon as said real one performed her legendary 'execution' on the Fake Usagi. Right now, it was a battle of heroines of all ages! There was Cutie Honey against Fujiko Mine in a battle of love, lust and treachery! Rin Tohsaka against Lara Croft in a battle of magic and bullets as these two ladies dish out what skills they've got, and looking good doing it. Dark Magician Girl against Erza Scarlet in an attempt to see which user of magic gets the last laugh and the final trick. Illya against Asuna of «SAO» as the cute little homunculus utilized her best magecraft against a rapier swordswoman built for speed in an epic standoff of seeing who will tire first. Cana Alberona utilizing her Card Magic against Lady Deadpool who used her katana and guns in inhumane synch as their attacks became a standstill. And one of the best of last in the numerous harem wars, Sabers Arturia Pendragon and Saber Nero teaming up against Arcueid Brunestud and Ciel while unleashing their Noble Phantasms VS Marble Phantasm and The Seventh Holy Scripture. The Holy Shit Quotient of some of the well-known girls of their series appearing just hit and using what they have to a whole new level!
This was truly a battle of the ages, heroines of popular series that star in their own games appearing and kicking ass in the most Stylish and Viewtiful way possible for all fans. But the winner of this Harem War belongs to Naruto, for Gaara was merely a noob at conquesting. But Naruto, Naruto was the God of Conquest, even the legendary Rider Brosander himself could never hope in matching a God when it comes to conquering the hearts of the people. Plus the experience, and the maxed stats of all of his heroines, changed the tide of this battle by a tsunami wave.
As with Naruto and Gaara…
"Why won't you stay down and die!?" Gaara snapped as numerous glowing rocks were penetrating his sand shield. Naruto smirked as he held the *rock Cannon as it began charging up. "Because that'll be unprofessional Gaara, I need to do my best to please the fans." He replied as Gaara had a very questioning look. "I'm not going into details, FUS-ROH-DA!" he answered as Gaara was blown back by a sudden force. Before he knew it Naruto was above him and his right fist cocked back. "Shotgun!" he roared as he thrusted it forward, as Gaara was assaulted by a barrage of multiple energy bullets in an instant.
"What the hell…?" Gaara gasped as he landed and shook his head. That move was from Yu Yu Hakusho! It's an anime/manga move, not a…oh wait, that series did have its own games, his bad. "Why? Why am I losing; to someone like of you!?" Gaara roared in anger as he called forth Shukaku and the last of his harem army. Naruto smirked; the rookie had spunk, which he liked. "Because…" the Capturing God replied, as he drew out one sword. That is if anyone would call it a sword, for it looked like the blade was replaced with a bedrock drill with cuneiform written on it. "You have played only a 'few' games, unlike me, who has played; mastered, completed, and won through every game I had collected in my whole life so far. I am one who had devoted his life to games, and still searching for 'the one'." He replied as he planted the blade into the ground.
Sensing the danger behind that sword, Gaara's conquered heroines charged forward, attempting to stop the inevitable «Game Over» from happening. "Lightning, BRS, Hikaru, Alexstrasza, Ysera, Kerrigan, Yukiko, Trish, Tamamo, be dears and hold them back for me as I finish this." He said with a snap of his fingers as his chosen heroines charged in.
Gaara could not help but be impressed of the levels of the heroines Naruto had asked to protect him. He leveled them up quite well, and had quite the teamwork behind them.
But…
"Don't forget that sword! It's over for all of us if he uses it!" Shukaku bellowed as he began firing bullets of air at Naruto who merely raised his hand up. "Rho…Aias!"
The appearance of a red barrier in the shape of seven petals of a flower appears as the attacks were negated. This only served to anger Shukaku even more by how stubborn his 'victim' is as Gaara was having a hard time dealing with the heroines Naruto sent. "Know this Capturing Demon," Naruto spoke as the sword's segments began spinning. "No demon, could ever match a God in terms of pure power. Now, witness the ultimate miracle that even I fear!" he announced as a tornado roared to life from the blade. Gaara shielded himself, as he was seeing a red light from the blade. "And what miracle is that?!" he demanded, as even Shukaku began screaming in fear at what was to come, as the Unlimited Galges Work crumbled.
But the heroine on Naruto's side, remained with him even after the alien world feel apart. "I speak of genesis. The elements amalgamate, coalesce, and bring forth the stars that weave all of creation." He replied as the world was consumed into darkness. Gaara lowered his arm as he and Shukaku looked around, before looking up and gapped at the sight. Naruto stood with his arms folding, smirking as the sword floated in front of him as his harem collection, infinite in numbers, were floating from a great distance from him, all smiling. But what made both Gaara and Shukaku gapping like fish out of water, was the three spiralling galaxies below him as he laughed.
"We're screwed." Was the last thought of both vessel and beast as Naruto grabbed the sword and lifted it, the three galaxies following suit as they were over his head. "Return everything to the Origin! Enuma…" Naruto spoke as he looked at Gaara with that smile, the 'I own you bitch!' one that matched the setting of this battle as he swung down the blade, aiming it at Gaara and Shukaku.
"—Elish!" and the three galaxies combined into an overwhelming force that dwarfed even the giant Tailed Beast in size as it descended. The Star of Creation that Split Heaven and Earth had shone brilliantly in the midnight void, wielded by Naruto as everything in Gaara's sight was consumed by the hellfire of creation.
99999 Death
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"…-inner, Naruto Uzumaki!"
That woke Gaara up, and instantly regretted it. His entire body was sore all over as he felt like he was rammed with a million falling cows strapped with 50 tons of dynamite attached to them. His eyes opened as he saw Naruto there; sitting on a throne as his numerous heroines he had conquered in countless games were at his side as he smirked. How he made these girls from games materialize he had no idea, truly the works of a god. Gaara also came to one conclusion as well, he got owned, badly. "Come at me anytime for a rematch Capturing Demon." Naruto said, gaining the Capturing Demons attention. "For this world is my garden, and all of the girls of this world are my flowers. And I can promise you this, it will never bore you." He said.
Gaara smiled, as blood came out of his mouth as he forced himself to sit up as he sighed in content. "I see…then I shall come again, when I get stronger…" he said as he fell on his back, completely knocked out.
"That's good and all…" the Procter said as he looked at the 'Harem King' with annoyance. "Can we move on with the tournament?" he asked as Naruto nodded his head. With that, his collection of heroines of the game world lifted the throne effortlessly and marched up the stairs as two thoughts ran through everyone's minds. 'What the fuck happened?' And 'Where did he get a harem like that!?'
One of the numerous mysteries of Naruto Uzumaki that they could not explain; even with all the logic and common sense in the world to try and understand, that is, if they try to understand. "Alright, next match, Temari VS Kankuro!" the proctor proclaimed as Temari glided down with the help of her fan as Shino merely walked down, his glasses gleaming. Temari got a chill as she checked herself for any bugs on her. Her paranoia levels were high when around the bug boy, especially when he uses his bugs to attack in swarms. It's like one of those locus swarm horror movies as they devour everything to the bone. Damnit, she shouldn't have watched that movie last night.
As soon as the proctor began the match, she leapt back and begun unleashing her barrage of wind techniques, the force strong enough to blow him away, and his insects were pushed back by the force. But at the moment, Temari has the upper hand, and she's aiming to finish this battle fast. Because her last battle with Shikamaru had taken a good amount of chakra from her usage of techniques, and Shino had refreshed his supply from his battle with Kankurō. But at the same time, even if she were to win, she'd be facing Naruto Uzumaki, the kid who broke all logic and common sense like it was nothing, and practically owned Gaara! "I'd like to forfeit in safety of my health and sanity in case I'd battle Naruto…So can I?" she asked as the proctor nodded. "In that case, I'd like to forfeit too, for it is logical that Naruto will defeat me quite soundly." Shino replied.
Everyone froze, trying to compute what the two had just said. They had just given up when they had already fought.
"My, it seems that Naruto-kun is truly a dangerous beast." Orochimaru laughed, causing Hizuren to sigh as the Kazekage shook his head. "The entire tournament ruined by one boy, what he is?" he asked as Hizuren looked at him. "The Capturing God." He depanned as the Kazekage blinked at the title. "You mean the-? "
"Yes, he's that millionaire playboy child; who can destroy the rules of physics with just willpower alone in Gurren Lagann fashion. Woo the ladies if he's serious, and that Damn-Idiot-You-Can-Blow up-and-it-won't-do-a-fucking-thing-damnit." Hizuren spoke with annoyance. Naruto really is becoming a headache, he's worse than those French Knights who catapulted cows at people and their ridiculous taunts. "I'd say this Chūnin Exam has failed with spectacular colors." Orochimaru said adding his two cents as Hizuren mentally cursed Naruto for ruining yet again, ANOTHER event in Konoha. Sure the Kyuubi Festival he's alright with, but this was the GODFORSAKEN CHŪNIN EXAMS! How can this knucklehead ruin such an important event just for gaming!?
The scenes that happened next; involved loads of tobacco, Feudal Lords increasing shares in the Game Industry, and loads of morphine mixed with bananas.
"Well that's a letdown; I didn't get to be a Chūnin." Naruto pouted as Sasuke glared daggers at Naruto. He's the reason anyone wasn't a Chūnin this year! "Naruto…for the sake of my sanity being at risk, how the hell can you use the powers of video games and allow heroines from said games to come to life?" he asked as even Elsie, the Rookies, and even the sensei's were downright curious. "Simple, the author gave them to me." The second Capturing God replied with a straight face as Sasuke chuckled. Then said chuckle turned into full-blown laughter as Sasuke ran off like a chicken's head cut off. Shikamaru thought it was a troublesome answer, Chōji wanted to find his happy place, Ino thought Naruto need a mental therapy session with her father, Sakura thought Naruto was similar to Deadpool (she's a hardcore fan of his series, even has his game, Suck it Wolverine!) with the answer he just said. Kiba just wondered if he'll be the only sane man in this crazy world. Shino thought it was illogical for an answer, yet felt some truth to it, can it be that everyone is in the hand of God as he uses them all as a cosmic plaything for his own amusement?
"Well, I'm off!" Naruto said as he went back to his apartment with Elsie following in pursuit as everyone blinked. "Is it me, or is Naruto the only overpowered numbskull in Konoha?" Kiba asked out of the blue. Suddenly, the author was hit with an inspiration, and a grin so unholy that even demons cower from what sinister idea that simple question. Why not make a few more overpowered idiots for even more amusement. After all, TIM sure did it big time in the 4th and 5th Holy Grail Wars of Fuyuki, so why not add a few more…changes to the lovable characters? His first buddy (read victim) will be Sasuke Uchiha. Kukukukukuku…And he knew which level up to give him…
In his house, Sasuke Uchiha shuddered. He felt like an unspeakable evil was about to get him. "You know pal, you'll be bat shit crazy if your paranoia goes off the roof!" a yellow text appeared, SPEAKING to him. He screamed, hoping that he was seeing things. "Sadly no Sasuke, this is real. And forgive us but you must lose your sanity for the sake of all amusement. You shall no longer be the Butt Monkey." Said a white text box as Sasuke laughed, before bashing his head into the wall and falling unconscious.
*with Naruto and Elsie*
A scream, a scream of pure horror echoed throughout Konoha as in Naruto's room, his expression was filled with horror. "Kami-nī-sama, what's wrong?!" Elsie exclaimed as she rushed in, to see Naruto cradling his broken consoles and weeping in deep agony. "It's a tragedy my little sister…" Naruto wept as he hugged her. "The Console Goddesses are dead!" he wailed as Elsie nodded in understanding. Keima, the previous Capturing God, mentioned of four special goddesses that represent the gaming consoles and hold an important role in the gaming industry. If there is no goddess, there are no games, and then, no galges, and finally, no Capturing God. This lecture Keima gave her was extremely important, for the worst end scenario of no games will mean both he and Elsie would lose their heads. But there is also one solution to the matter…
"Should we enter Gameindustri and find out what's happened?" Elsie asked as Naruto's sobs suddenly stopped. Then, Naruto looked at her with a very, very, very, VERY, serious face. "Elsie, that's the smartest thing you've said throughout this entire fic." He told her as she blushed at the praise. With that, he did a dynamic pose as his voice was serious. "OFF TO GAMEINDUSTRI!" he proclaimed.
Return of the Capturing God II Special Crossover Chapter(s)!
You ready for this?
Crossover Series Execution
Hyperdimension Naruto
Neptune:
» New Game
» Load Game
» Animation
»» Crossover
Naruto, Elsie, Sasuke, and Shikamaru feel from the blue sky as Naruto smiled at the new world they were falling in. He had the determination to save this world.
Imifumei
Featuring the lovable moe goddesses of the Hyperdimension Series!
moji no raretsu
Oshiete…
An all new adventure…
KONPAIRA
Matomaranai
Eight new Conquests!
BAINARII TSURII 0 to 1
dake ja nanimo tsutaerannai yo ne…
New character upgrades for the four «Players»!
Pingu rinku! tsunagaru kimi to atashitachi ga
Hitto chekku! kimeru nara ima
Entering to one of the newest Cult Classics!
Hapifuru x mugendai
Kyua pyua dimenshon torippaa!
Can the Gameindustri be saved…?
Jigen no tobira, kettobashi oide yo
Kira kira no sekai he
Kizuna 100bai no saikyou PAATII "kimi mo nakama da"
ROTCG II: The Neptunia Arc
"Here we go readers," spoke up one Sasuke Uchiha, eyes dancing with insane glee, "Do you have enough moe at your disposal?"
Coming in December…
"Aw, popcorn! I have to wait that long!?" Neptune whined.
A/N: Heya fellow fanfic readers! It's me, the lunatic behind the first few Naruto X TWGOK fics on the site, Fan of Fanfics21. I decided to update this little baby for my very patient fans and to point out to a new arc, with new batches of heroines of a cult classic series (as said on TV Tropes), and let you all know all my Naruto X TWGOK are on Hiatus for a time being. Main problem is writer's block and of course the author of TWGOK and his sudden twists. (Not to mention I have something called a life, bet you know what that means right? No? Then you're not living it!)
I was compelled to write this chapter by a hidden spark and now that I've done what I can for now, I can be at ease. Sorry if this chapter isn't what you've expected it to be. As a good sempai of mine who's dead would say…Ciassou!