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"Man, this is unexpected." Naruto started out as he found the entire Hokage Monument painted in lots of red and black paint, with a few bits of white for the eyes. "You know author, this is completely unacceptable due to the fact that I'm not responsible for this and you start this chapter out by-"

"BORING! Check your eyeholes on these bugs," a new voice cuts Naruto off as the scene changes to another place.

*Sound Village*

Many Sound ninja were being beaten black and blue as they flew into the sky as twinkles as one boy of pure epicness, of pure manliness, and of pure Badassness that even the author is overwhelmed as the hero spoke. "A kung fu fiesta! Arriba-san!" exclaimed the boy as he used his two katanas and began slicing and dicing enemies with great speed and power. "So fast!" one thought as his life was ended quickly with a bullet to his head. "A monster!" Another one thought, as his arms were chopped off. "So handsome!" a female sound ninja thought as the boy winked at her as she fainted. "Stealing a Maiden's Heart Achievement unlocked!" he said as he claimed a game trophy as he realized something.

"Dang Skippy, where are my manners, introductions!" the boy said as he held up a TV remote and pressed paused as everything around him turned white and grey and froze. "It's me, Sasuke Uchiha. But please, call me Simon the Digger, or better yet Deadpool, cause it rhymes with no school. Too cool, ain't no fool, and I'm-the-best-at-what-I-do-ool. Moving on!" he said as he gestured to his bingo book. "I'm on a mission of eliminating Orochimaru, the Leeron Littener and current pedophile of the entire Naruto franchise. And no, but no one, better get in my way!" Sasuke growled as his katanas were engulfed in flames.

"Not like the kunai and shuriken in your back?" the white text box asked as Sasuke laughed. "Dude please, there's no way there are kunai and…" Sasuke replied as he looked at his back, as indeed, kunai and shuriken were stuck there. "Ew, gonna go hurl now!" spoke the yellow text box as it appeared and then vanished. "Well that'll leave a mark…NOT! I have a healing factor better than Naruto's! Hahahaha, yay me!" Sasuke told the readers with a wink. "Now excuse me while I pull these things out of my spleen and crush some head. Deadpool out!" he finished with cutting the screen.

*Konoha*

"Ah, so that's why the teme has been acting strange as of late." Naruto mused as he played his PFP. "Looks like the author really wanted to make me not a Mary Sue by making another character super powerful as well. And I have to say, the author has nice choices." He commented. "Ano, Kami-nī-sama, who are you talking to?" Elsie asked innocently as Naruto chuckled triumphantly. "That is my secret Elsie, for your poor mind would be driven insane if I told you now." He replied. He then looked at the computer screens that many authors were currently on at the moment and deliberately broke the fourth wall. "Readers, don't review a complaint about Sasuke getting a super power up, blame the author and the cursed fanfic 'A Freak, A Creep & A Psychopath' for the inspiration for Sasuke gaining Deadpool's powers and insanity. " he told them as he realized something. "Oh yeah, time for the auditions!" he exclaimed as he grabbed Elsie by the arm and dashed off.

/Auditions for Roles in the Neptunia Arc Wanted!/

"Okay Sasuke, you're officially in the script! Now get your most badass gear and prepare for transport." Naruto said applauding as Sasuke grinned as he walked out of the crater filled with beaten and broken bodies of fangirls. "Thanks Naruto, now only if I could find some huge tit girl that I can mess and squeeze with for a very long time." He told his buddy as he took his passport and left the building.

"Next!" Naruto called out as Neji Hyūga walked in with a straight face. "I-"

"Next!"

"Wait, I didn't even-"

"Sorry man, but you're a straight man, and we can't have people like that in an affectionate parody series arc coming up. But in later chapters after the arc, we'll call you for some kickass." He told Neji who was dragged off by security (which were actually transformed clones of Naruto) as the next one came in.

"YOSH! NARUTO-KUN, I, ROCK LEE WANT TO BE-"

"Next!" Naruto exclaimed, silencing Lee immediately, "Sorry Lee, but in the next arc coming up, the Flames of Youth will ruin the plot and story severely. But I will keep note of having you for another arc in the humor (traumatizing) department." He explained as Lee cried waterfall tears as he did his Good Guy Pose ™ and walked off.

That was when Shikamaru came in and yawned with a depanned expression. "Can you just say next and let me go, too troublesome for an arc with me involved." Shikamaru asked as Naruto was about to agree when he got a phone call. "Excuse me for a moment." Naruto spoke up as he turned over and opened his cell phone and answered it.

"Hello?"

"Hello Naruto, this is the author speaking. Have Shikamaru join in, his wits and his knack of getting into trouble with girls will be the amusing sight to behold. After all, they are the 'troublesome women' type he wants to avoid." The voice spoke as it hung up. "YOU'RE HIRED!" Naruto exclaimed, pointing at Shikamaru who sputtered in shock.

"W-Wait, how the hell did I-?!"

"Word of God man, Word of God." Naruto replied looking up at the sky as he knew the author was being a troll on Shikamaru. Poor Nara can't get a break can't he? "Well, besides me and Elsie, that's a total of four «Players» so that means…no more auditions!" he shouted as the various members of the Naruto cast exclaimed in anger of why not as they were waiting in line for the auditions. "Well due to the fact that the trailer in the previous chapter showed me, Elsie, Sasuke and Shikamaru the ones in it, it has to be us. But it doesn't mean that you guys will play roles in future arcs now neh?" he asked as the entire cast pondered for a bit and shrugged.

Naruto turned to the computer screen and smiled. "Remember readers, there's a vote poll on which characters I should conquer in the Neptunia Arc, make your vote now before the deadline and unlock the possible Megami Waifu Route! See you all in December fans!" he waved.