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"You guys ready?" Naruto asked as Shikamaru yawned, Elsie carrying an over packed bag and Sasuke…

"Sasuke you asshole! Do you know how much money you cost me with those explosions and tacky sound effects, and even tackier graphics?!" the author demanded as Sasuke held his phone near his groin. "Yeah that's great, talk to my dick." He replied as Naruto rolled his eyes. He had a feeling this personal quest to save the gaming industry will be problematic with the Uchiha with the Mouth.

"Okay, since we're all set, off to Gameindustri!" he exclaimed as he pulled out a wireless device and pressed the 'Do Not Press' Red Button as all four were engulfed in light. Once the light died down, Shikamaru had to ask one question as he noticed why there was a relentless gust of wind below them. "Hey Naruto?"

"Yeah?"

"Why the hell are we falling from the sky? And why are you upside down?" Shikamaru pointed out as indeed, they were all falling as Naruto was positioned upside down. "It's a shout out to the series with the protagonist always falling headfirst into the ground like a spear." He replied wistfully as Shikamaru sweat dropped. "Yeah well hate to say it, but my Leanbox One isn't going to walk up to my room, gotta fly!" Sasuke winked as he activated his parachute and headed south.

"Sweet! Big boobies ahead!" the yellow textbox in Sasuke's head exclaimed with glee; "And another day with complete and utter idiots…" the white textbox in Sasuke's head sighed. "Lady Green Heart, your boobs are mine!" Sasuke exclaimed with utter determination.

"…What the hell happened to him?" Shikamaru asked as Elsie was the one to speak up. "Kami-nī-sama said he's been trying to outdo him in who's being a badass and comedian for some reason." She replied as Shikamaru shook his head. "Come to think of it, we've been falling for a while now. How high up are we exactly…?" he asked. Elsie looked sheepish and Naruto while still upside down shrugged his shoulders.

Shikamaru groaned in annoyance and looked down, he instantly regretted it as he screamed and started swearing profanity at such levels that a few certain foul mouths would swear he was a long lost sibling. "Use this then numbskull." Naruto said, tossing him a backpack as Shikamaru looked at him. "It's a parachute genius!" he told him as Shikamaru hastily put it on and released them, causing him to slowly go down as Naruto and Elsie continued falling.

"Kami-nī-sama! What should we do?! We're both going to fall to our deaths!" Elsie exclaimed as Naruto merely face palmed, upside down, in midair! "You forget that you can fly silly? I'll meet you down on the ground later, make sure Shikamaru doesn't get blown away, that's all I'm asking." He replied as Elsie looked at him. "But Nī-sama, what about you?" she asked with concern as Naruto gave Elsie an upside down thumbs up. "Don't worry Elsie; my «Noire X Noire Landing Cushions» will stop my fall. And of course make me a luck bastard to get quite the fan service." He replied. Elsie nodded slowly as she flew off to help Shikamaru as Naruto relaxed while falling and waited for his beloved 'cushions' to arrive just on time.

*Down Below*

"Hey um…Noire?" a young purple haired and eyed preteen asked as two exact look-a-like raven haired girls looked at her. "What is it Neptune?" they asked in synch and annoyance as Neptune took a step back. "Well, um, besides the fact of stop speaking at the same time, when was the last time someone fell for you hard?" she asked as the Past Noire raised her brows. "Now that you mentioned it…"

"Cannonball!"

"Uwaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!"

*Ka-Boom!*

"Called it, I swear Noire of both Past and Future, you're fans can't get enough of you…especially for the radical double fanservice!" she chirped as there and behold was Naruto Uzumaki, sandwiched between the chests of both Noires that he had just crashed into from above, and their arms and legs were tangled up while he was in-between them. "This will take a while, and I'm going to enjoy every moment of it!" Naruto thought as both Noires of Past and Future tried to get untangled, which somehow ended up with parts of their clothes falling off.

"Oooh! A striptease, Noire! I didn't know you'd reward your big time fans with such service!" Neptune laughed as Future Noire spoke up. "Like hell I would!" she snapped as Past Noire jumped in. "This stupid entangle is making this happen!" she added. "Wonder how Shikamaru and Elsie are?" Naruto thought as he enjoyed his marshmallow heaven at the moment.

*Lowee*

"Finally a quiet place with no troublesome people around and there's no Sasuke or Naruto." Shikamaru sighed with content as he drank his hot chocolate and was dressed in winter clothing. Elsie did the same as Shikamaru looked at a book he bought for cheap as he noticed his money transformed into a different currency and began reading it. "Hmm…" Shikamaru said as he read the book. "Shikamaru-san, what are you reading?" Elsie inquired as Shikamaru's face showed that he was about to puke. "I picked up a book written by this…Blanc girl and…" he replied as a certain girl in the café paid attention.

"And…?" Elsie asked as Shikamaru sighed. "Of all amateur works, this one is definitely the worst I've ever read it's too troublesome to finish reading." He replied closing the book. "If there were ever an award for worst amateur writing than Blanc would win it hands down." He told her as he took a massive gulp of hot chocolate. "I need a good book now that I've read something like that." He stated as he got up and began walking towards the nearest place with a book to rid of the horrible writing he just read.

Oh the other hand…

"I could win the Amateur Writer's Award this time?" Blanc asked herself as she drank her own cocoa.

*Leanbox*

"Oh…! Somebody stop me!" exclaimed one hyped up batshit insane Sasuke Uchiha as he ran from many a soldier and one Oracle of Leanbox as they were all hell-bent on one thing: retrieve Lady Vert's stolen bra from the thief who had the audacity to steal it in broad daylight.

As Sasuke snuck into a nearby alley and hid in a cardboard box, everyone pursuing him ignored it as Sasuke snickered. "Thank you Solid Snake for such a cliché way of sneaking." Sasuke grinned as he rubbed his face against Vert's bra. "Ah, one day, I will stuff my face into the real deal, but for now…ah…" he sighed with content. "If this fanfic had a shame meter for perverseness it'd be full right now." The white text box spoke as the yellow one came in.

"But both in Naruto and the Neptunia series, there's always something sexy that turns the male fans on!" it replied as Sasuke nodded his head. "True, Hinata Hyūga was a bombshell in her preteens and was a hot one in her teenage years in the Shippuden arc, especially with how big they are in Road to Ninja movie." He agreed. "And to mention Purple Heart, Noire and Vert as well!" the yellow text box added in as the white text box did "*Sigh*"

"Now who else was a sexy babe in the Naruto series since most girls of the Neptunia series always have some part of them that's sexy?" Sasuke asked. "Let's see here, besides Hinata, there's the old lady Tsunade in younger years, Kurenai, Anko, Samui of Kumo, Shizuka of Nadeshiko in that filler Adventure at Sea Arc of Shippuden, Ino of Part II, Mei Terumi the fifth Mizukage, anymore?" the white text box asked.

"Nope, I'm satisfied for now, but hey readers! Stay tune, for the Neptunia arc has officially started!" Sasuke announced, exposing himself to the public. "There he is!"

"Get him!"

"Pervert!"

"Leech!"

"Enemy of women!"

"Gotta run, but have fun everyone and have a happy Christmas!" Sasuke told the readers as he made a run for it, with Green Heart in pursuit as well.