Disclaimer: Fan of Fanfics21 owns nothing, enough said. And since some characters are tied on ranks in the polls, I'm forced to have a special 'guest' character help with the conquests for the arc.

Naruto sighed as he drank his Nep Bull with peace as he was currently being glared by two Noires, looked by one amused Neptune, one worried little sister named Nepgear, and one annoyed tome fairy named Histoire. Sure he barged into this world unannounced as everyone on his team was gone in different directions, but hey, he was in the world he's always dreamed of staying in forever: Gamindustri.

"-are you even listening to me!?" the tome fairy snapped as Naruto looked at her with a deadpan expression, "Huh, you say something?" he asked in a bored tone similar to Kakashi. That alone caused the little fairy to snap as she began yelling over and over that Naruto was already dead bored of her as he pressed the mute button on the TV remote aimed at her as the screaming stopped. This surprised everyone as Histoire can no longer speak her words as they have been silenced as her mouth continued moving as if she was still speaking. Histoire noticed this as she flailed around her arms angrily at the situation as she tried (demanded) to get her voice back.

"Chi-fu-whack!" Naruto stated as with one weak effort of backhanding, Histoire was sent flying into the wall as she crashed comically to the floor. "Wow, to see Histy beaten like that is something else!" the purple haired girl, Neptune if Naruto recalled correctly, spoke in surprised shock. "Goodness, are you alright Histoire?!" Nepgear exclaimed as she ran to check up on the tiny Oracle.

"Say, I just realized I have a ticket for a free DLC for the Lastation Network, how fast is the downloading speed?" Naruto asked both Noires who narrowed their eyes. "Our downloading speed and efficient of after the download is top class, far better than Leanbox's Marketplace!" they replied in unison as Naruto was a bit disturbed of how skilled they were at doing that speaking in synch thing. "…I see, so I'll check it out for myself later to see if that's true if the CPU of Lastation of both past and present have to say." He replied quietly as both Noires looked at him with sharp eyes. "Yeesh, these glares are sharp enough to cut through Kakashi's Raikiri." He thought to himself.

*Lowee*

"Finally, some peace and quiet; and no annoying little sisters to come pester-umph!" Shikamaru commented as he was looking up at the clouds from atop of a hill in Lowee as he was hit in the face with a snowball. "Who's the troublesome brat who threw that at me?!" he demanded, good mood now soured. "Hehe! That's what you get for taking our sleighing hill!" a little girl in pink winter clothing shouted as another snowball got him in the face. "…hill stealer…" from the twin in blue winter clothing as Shikamaru's eye twitched. "Get back here you little…!" he snapped as he began the troublesome chase. He was going to capture them, give them a spanking, and giving them to their parents so they can get another spanking. No one ruins Shikamaru Nara's relaxation time!

Elsie watched from her distance as she was flying around the frozen fantasy land, hoping to find at least a Loose Soul in this place as a question just popped into her mind. Can Loose Souls enter this world? That question made her think, Hell (well, her version of the infamous realm) was in a different realm from the human world and Heaven where the Jupiter Sisters came from. It was impossible for a Loose Soul to be here…right?

*Doro, Doro, Doro*

If Elsie knew how to curse the laws of the cosmos because of tempting Fate with a question like that, she probably would have by now as she quickly looked around for the source with her scanner, only to blink as her scanner's power to detect are somehow amplified in this world as eleven Loose Souls were in this realm. "This isn't good…" Elsie realized, as there was no way even Naruto-nī-sama was able to capture all of these girls. She needed to find him, and fast.

*Lastation Network Tower*

"Wow…so this is the main hub of the Lastation Network?" Naruto asked in utter amazement at the sight. So many servers were at high capacity and were emitting a lot of heat from the use. "There must be millions of folks out there using the network right now!" he though in utter awe as Future Noire smirked. "So, ready to get that download?" she asked with pride as Past Noire deadpanned at how the other her was over with the whole 'falling onto her' thing. Then again, Past Noire was somehow already used to having people fall on her for some reason. It doesn't mean she likes it though, it hurts and people tend to forget she's there until she speaks up.

"Sweetness! I've been waiting for this! Every time I've tried to use the damn code it denies it since there are some unknown conditions required to use it." Naruto told them as Future Noire blinked at that. Maybe the kid had a fake code that told him of an error? "Wait, he said it needed 'conditions' to use it. Could that mean…!" Future Noire thought as Naruto typed in the code. "W-Wait!" she exclaimed as Naruto pressed the OK button.

*?*

"I need some air…" the fourteen year old boy told himself as he walked out of a ruined building and looked at it. "It's been a few weeks and the purge is finally over…but at what price?" he asked himself quietly as he jumped onto a nearby roof. "Gao," an orange lion cub replied on his right shoulder, "Gao, Gao!" spoke a blue one on his left one as the boy sighed. "True, I'm taking this revolution thing a bit too seriously. I forgot how to smile…or was it that I really didn't know how to smile in the first place?" he asked as his tone was empty. There was no reply as he walked on through the ruined city and away from a nearby city that was busy being constructed. "…I've been to negative as of late, I really don't know what to do with my now free time now that everyone is rebuilding this place. I'm not one to tempt fate, but…I need something exciting to do." He spoke out loud to himself.

(Ping!)

"…Gao?" the orange lion cub spoke up as the boy looked at the source of the sound. "…Downloading DLC Character Storm…89 percent…?" the boy asked as the holographic downloading screen reached 100 percent when he neared it as his body (along with the two lion cubs on his shoulders) were enveloped in a bright light. "…Shit." He concluded as the three were teleported elsewhere. "Naruto! It's time for dinner!" exclaimed on Kushina Uzumaki as she looked around with a hand on her hip. "Good grief, where did that little upstart run off to?" she asked with a huff of annoyance. That was when she noticed the floating holographic screen showing her son's face and a 'Your Download is Complete~3' on it. "I have a feeling that this isn't a good thing." She concluded with narrowed eyes.

/Naruto?/

"Okay, I'm not sure who's doing this but I'll just blame him. Damn you Nione for pulling me into one of your fucking schemes again. First you sent me into the Limited Tsukuyomi with 'Canon' Naruto, caused violent space-time disruptions across history, and now this!" the boy swore as he was falling upside down with his head going down first like a spear as he looked around. "If anything, that teme is sending me into a new world of some sort. No matter, I'm gonna tear it apart no matter how peaceful the world is." He said to himself as he waited as he calculated his speed and the target he was going to land on as he noticed it was a girl. "Hope I don't get amnesia from all of this." He grumbled under his breath.

*Lastation*

"Damn it! It didn't work at all!" Naruto swore as he kicked a can into the nearest recyclable bin as Future Noire tried to reason with one of her rather big time followers (after checking his online identity, she knew he's a giant income of faith and shares) as she tried and failed to calm him down. Past Noire for some reason had a foreboding feeling as she stood near the doorway for some reason and not stand out in the open. "For some reason, I have a feeling that DLC he used -did- work. But the question is where -is- the DLC Character?" Past Noire asked as she looked up in the sky with that Genre Savvy instinct due to being a landing cushion three times in the Victory game.

"Ah, there he is." Past Noire said as she calculated the estimated time and exact location of where he'll land. This made her smile as it was her other self that was going to get it this time. "3,2,1…"

*Disturbingly loud crash!*

"What the goodness?! A person…fell from the sky!?" Naruto exclaimed, stealing a trademark word from a certain CPU Candidate of Planeptune as the Future Noire was in a crater, with said falling person's head stuck in the ground like a spear as Future Noire was on her stomach from the impact. It came out of nowhere and got her hard as she was trembling from the impact. But unfortunately, it didn't stop there as both Noire and the boy who fell-well…fell into a hole that opened up into the sewers as Naruto looked down to see Future Noire on top of the boy, her chest pressed against the face as Future Noire was in a daze. "Noire…you have terrible LUK Stats as of late." Naruto mused dryly as a holographic popup screen appeared. «DLC Character: Storm Uzumaki is complete. Enjoy the guest character!»

"…Did it just say Storm Uzumaki, as in THE Storm Uzumaki?" Naruto just asked as his Fourth Wall Breaking Skills allowed him to retain his memories of -that- omake chapter arc in that other fic he made a guess appearance in. "-And I just heard he killed the Mizukage Yagura in his story…what the hell is a cynical version of the beloved main character of this fic doing here?!" he demanded. Cursing the author for throwing this -guy- into -his- story damn it!

"If you don't mind miss…can you get off of me…can't…breathe…" the voice of Storm came muffled under Future Noire's breasts as said girl recovered, gave a shriek, and jumped back. "W-Wha…What the hell were you thinking just falling out of the sky like that!?" She demanded, only for Storm to be completely unconscious as Past Noire came in. "Um, how about taking this idiot to the nearest hospital and -then- yell at him when he wakes up. Not sure if the fall from a height like that is any good for one's health." She said as Future Noire looked at Past Noire and then at Naruto. "Might as well, he's my DLC character and I'll have complaints if he's not in proper condition to continue the fic." He told her.

Future Noire immediately felt ticked off by what Naruto said as she glared at the Naruto-look-a-like named Storm with anger. She's the CPU of Lastation and something this ridiculous happens to her? No way! "Fine! Let's take him to the nearest hospital then!" she told them as she stomped off in anger. "…She really has bad luck as of late neh?" Naruto asked as Past Noire merely bopped him in the head with minor annoyance. At least it wasn't her being the landing pillow a fourth time, right?

*Leanbox*

"Ahahahahaha, now this is the life!" exclaimed Sasuke as he did the Congo line with many a security force and civilian alike following his lead. Meanwhile, Vert, in HDD form as Green Heart could not believe one pervert who stole her bra, has turned more than half of Leanbox into a fiesta. "For some reason I just feel like I'm not getting enough screen time right now." She said to herself as she prepared to skewer Sasuke there and now. This shameless boy had ruined her pride as a woman with his antics, and it was time to end it once and for all before any of her shares went down. Aiming her spear with precise skill, she threw it true as it pierced the Uchiha's heart as he was pinned to the ground like that.

"Too bad she isn't smart enough to know of the advanced regeneration capabilities!" the yellow text box exclaimed as Sasuke smirked in his acting of playing dead. "True, how long do you wager that it'd be within the day before she's driven mad by our antics?" the white text box asked. "Fuck that, I'd say we just screw her sideways already!" he mentally replied as his next plan of attack was kicking in. Oh man he loved trolling his dear Vert!