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"Wanda...is this really necessary?" The Vision asked mid-awkward crouch. Both he and his ally were behind multiple tall bushes and gazing out from behind them at the resturaunt from the opposite side of the park. Scarlet Witch had her regular red jacket off to avoid heat problems, and her arms were raised to part the bush's canopy. Quicksilver was patiently seated at one of the tables outside of the resturaunt, smiling without a single care and unaware of the watchful eyes.

"Of course thees is necessary!" Wanda hissed quietly. "He'll be suspicious if ve just followed him around!"

"But...that's what we're doing now." The Vision declared, deeply frowning.

Wanda rolled her eyes and sighed. Sometimes Vision was too pessimistic for her taste. "Vision, just keep quiet. Or else he'll hear you."

After twenty minutes, Quicksilver's 'date' finally arrived at the table. The heroes in he bush could spot a woman about as young as Wanda herself. She was taller,however, and had long blonde hair in a nice pony tail. Thanks to the view of huge brown boots all the way to the overalls covering a regular shirt and the odd hat on her head, they came to the conclusion that...

"...she is...country? " Wanda blinked in curiousity. She'd heard of the term not long ago and found that it associated with people of agriculture and farming and overalls. This person was definetely associated with that. "I did not think my brother had such...foreign tastes..."

"She is rather good looking, i suppose." Vision shrugged. "One of the reasons Pietro may be dating her. Also, country influenced personalities are more interesting in an-"

"For the last time, be silent!" Wanda hissed again, eventually sitting on her knees now. "You're too loud. I don't vant another vord out of you."

"But-"

"Shh!"

When the Vision noticed the upset garter snake slithering out from the bush and onto Wanda's lap, he found it very hard to keep another word in. He made of coughing noise, but Wanda ignored him. The garter snake wound it's way over her ribs, ironically making the android's eyes widen and his attempts to get Wanda's attention more frantic. The Scarlet Witch finally looked over at Vision in annoyance when she felt the forked tounge flickering at her armpit. "Vill you stop that?! It's distracting me!

The Vision frantically pointed down, practically biting his bottom lip in worry. Wanda raised an eyebrow at Vision's gestures, and then looked where he was pointing.

Her eyes grew wide.


"Looks lahk someone's th' early bird for this little get together!" The girl smiled upon noticing Pietro seated there, pretending to preoccupied with his growing beard.

"Well, they alvays get the vorm I'm told." Pietro smirked at her. "Either vay, I am glad you've arrived, Haley. The trip here vas not troublesome, i hope?"

"No sirree!" Haley took her seat in front of him. "Smooth sailin from my place to here. I'll bet you were too fast for trouble weren't cha?

"Ha! Vhat can i say?"

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Pietro' head swiveled to his right, his body prepared to spring off into damger and rescue the endangered. But a second later, he merely slouched and watched with an incredulous expression on his face.

"IT'S IN MY SHIRT! GETITOUTGETITOUTGETITOUT!"

Quicksilver watched as The Vision tried to get Wanda to calm down and stand still, only for the young woman to frantically leap up and down and claw at her clothes in fright. Whatever was causing her to do so had not left yet and was only making her thrash about (along with every other civilian) felt their jaws drop slightly.

"...who are they?" Was all Haley could bring herself to say.

Quicksilver facepalmed, and glared at them from his seat. "Nuisances."

"Oh..."

"Come on, I hated this resturaunt anyvays." Quicksilver shook his head, picked up Haley bridal style and sped away in the ensuing chaos. Though not for long...


After six minutes of chasing, The Vision finally used his density powers to gently yank the snake away from her and set it free into the bushes again. Wanda stood there, her hair practically a terrible afro, a strap of her shirt hanging over her shoulder, and her heart punching about in her chest. The Vision had been less than calm during the issue, but now looked as if nothing had happened. "Are you hurt, Miss Maximoff?"

"...VHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME THERE VAS A SNAKE?!" Wanda shrieked hysterically.

"You told me not to speak."

"...I could have been bitten!"

"The snake was too afraid to attack. It wished to escape."The Vision pointed out. "Besides, Garter snakes are not Venomous."

Wanda sighed and pouted for at least thirty seconds, before glancing back Vision. The Android innocently awaited a response from her. "...Thank you for...getting it out."

"You are very welcome."

With that embarassing moment put behind her, she rearranged her clothing and her hair all while glancing at the other side of the street. "Vell, he's gone. I guess ve'll just follow him to vherever else he goes."

"Very well then."

"Ahem."

The duo whirled around to see the stoic face of Quicksilver and his 'girlfriend'. Wanda immediately put on the world's cheesiest grin and waved at Pietro in a pathetic fashion, while The Vision calculated ways to escape this awkwrd situation. "...Pietro! How vonderful to see you here! Such a coincidence...heh heh...Nice veather, hmm?"

"Are you done?"

"Yes."

"Good." Pietro raised an eyebrow like an interrogator. "Now vhat is going on here? Vhy are you spying on us?"

"Wanda was merely going through a motherly stage of her young adulthood." The Vision answered for her. "You see, she wished to see if your date was treating you nicely, and meant no ill will towards either of you."

Haley pushed aside her breif awe of the android and tilted her head. "Uh, I don't reckon i was dating him. We's just friend right now...although he is kinda cute."

"REALLY?!" Quicksilver quickly coughed to cover up his excited voice. "I mean, oh. Thank you. You're uh,cute yourself."

"Anyvays..." Wanda inhaled. "I was just vatching out for you. But i vas selfish as vell. I knew you vouldn't approve of such a thing...but i still did it. The last thing i vant is for you to be unhappy, Pietro..."

"...no." He frowned. "I vas selfish."

"Vhat?"

"Emember how i said i met her recently?...That was two weeks ago." Pietro rubbed the back of his head. "For some reason, i just did not Vant to introduce her or anything...strange, right?"

"...I'll say." Wanda finally grinned. "I'll also say ve both have things to vork on."

"Yes. Yes ve do."

"And since he didn't introduce me, The name's Haley Pardner!" Haley jntroduced herself to Wanda, who shook her hand. "Great ta meet such a sweet sister as yourself."

"Great to meet the friend of my brother's...as yourself."

"Greetings, Haley. I am Vision and..." The Android pointed at Wanda's torso. "The snake is crawling into your shirt again!"

"YAAAAAAAUGH...huh?" Wanda glanced down, but could feel nothing or see nothing. Looking up just in time, She saw Pietro and Haley guffawing at her, and then Vision giving a small chuckle. She smirked deviously at her metal friend. "Ha Ha. You're such a comedian, My friend."