Yay! I gots so many reviews and likes and stuff! You guys are da best! Okay, so I have a list of plots for the one to two part one shots, but it wuld be very nice if you all could present me with a good number of wacky plot ideas for this liiiiiike...The Avengers go camping! Go to the beach! Criticise a horror film! that kind of stuff. I will be reading your reviews for that kind of stuff, and I Thank you ahead of time for lending me your amazing thoughts.
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The Black Widow.
one of the best spies and assassins in the world.
A woman with enough trained potential to kill a man with a flimsy twig, and a hero who has braved some of the frightening ordeals 's fought wars,trickedmischeif gods,defeated aliens,robots and even managed to survive an encounter with The Hulk. But today...it seems the incredible Black Widow has met a horrible challenge, a fate worse than death...one that is the toughest challenge she must deal with yet!
AND IT
IS...
"A sleepover?!"
Wanda nodded vigorously, smiling from ear to ear. Natasha was doing the exact opposite as she cleaned her prized pistols with a confused look at Scarlet Witch. "What the heck crawled into your brain and screwed it up?"
"Nothing." Wanda responded, not grasping her sarcasm. "I just think it vould be nice to have a little...girl's outing, you know? Avay from the guys..."
"As tempting as that sounds, I happen to like some men." Natasha told her. "A sleepover wouldn't do me any good."
"ugh..." Wanda rolled her eyes. "I didn't say don't have a romantic life, I just said I vant a sleepover! Think of the fun!"
"Think of the Idiocy."
"I'll Hypnotize youuuu..." Wanda threatened with a smirk. "and make you do veird things in publiiiiiiic."
The Black Widow was deeply worried about that, but decided that showing it on her face was a bad plan."...You really want this sleepover, don't you?"
The younger girl nodded eagerly.
"...fine. But we start at 9:00."
The Martini is a cocktail made with gin and vermouth, and garnished with an olive or a lemon twist. Over the years, the Martini has become one of the best-known mixed alcoholic beverages. H. L. Mencken called the Martini "the only American invention as perfect as the sonnet" and E. B. White called it "the elixir of quietude".
By 1922 the Martini reached its most recognizable form in which London dry gin and dry vermouth are combined at a ratio of 2:1, stirred in a mixing glass with ice cubes, with the optional addition of orange or aromatic bitters, then strained into a chilled cocktail glass. Over time the generally expected garnish became the drinker's choice of a green olive or a twist of lemon peel.
A Martini known as Dry is made with dry, white vermouth. By the Roaring Twenties it became common to ask for them. Over the course of the century the amount of vermouth steadily dropped. During the 1930s the ratio was 3:1 and during the 1940s the ratio was 4:1. During the latter part of the 20th century, 6:1, 8:1, 12:1, or even 50:1 or 100:1 martinis became considered the norm.
A Martini known as dirty contains a splash of olive brine or olive juice and is typically garnished with an olive.
A Martini known as Perfect uses equal amounts of sweet and dry vermouth.
Some martinis were prepared by filling a cocktail glass with gin, then rubbing a finger of vermouth along the rim. There are those who advocated the elimination of vermouth altogether. According to Noël Coward, "A perfect martini should be made by filling a glass with gin, then waving it in the general direction of Italy", Italy being a major producer of vermouth. Luis Buñuel used the dry martini as part of his creative process, regularly using it to sustain "a reverie in a bar". He offers his own recipe, involving Angostura bitters, in his memoir.
There are a number of variations on the traditional Martini. The fictional spy James Bond sometimes asked for his vodka martinis to be "shaken, not stirred," following Harry Craddock's The Savoy Cocktail Book (1930), which prescribes shaking for all its martini proper name for a shaken Martini is a Bradford. However, Somerset Maugham is often quoted as saying that "a martini should always be stirred, not shaken, so that the molecules lie sensuously on top of one another." A martini may also be served on the rocks, that is, with the ingredients poured over ice cubes and served in an Old-Fashioned glass.
"Sigh...nothing I need to know the taste."
"Vhat?"
The android ally looked back at Quicksilver, who was demolishing a punching bag. "You wouldn't have happened to have tasted a Martini, have you?"
Quicksilver's response was slowed by the odd question. "...Uh, those fancy glasses vith olives floating in them? No."
When The Vision sighed sadly, Quicksilver added: " Vhy don't you just ask Tony how it tastes? He has probably drunken a thousand Martinis."
The Vision was gone in seconds.