"You did what?"

This was requested by Ensis and to be honest, I didn't think of it myself so the credit for the plot behind this mini is to be given directly to them. Thanks for the awesome idea!

Onward!

-I do NOT own Inuyasha or it's characters

-I DO own Sonya and the plot

~TL S0nya

A spray of water spewed out of Sonya's mouth as she gaped at Inuyasha across the fire. "Wait... What? You did what to him?"

The hanyou snorted and leaned back with his arms folded into his haori sleeves, seemingly irritated that she even asked him to begin with. "I told you, I cut the bastard's arm off."

"But why? What the hell did he do?" Sonya leaned forward, suddenly very intent on hearing this story, more so than she had been earlier when she offhandedly mentioned being curious as to why he only had one arm. It didn't really bother her that he did, he fought just fine without it, but still, wouldn't anyone want to know something like that?

"He tried to kill me and Kagome."

A sudden, cold aura drifted over the camp at those words, setting the hairs on the backs of each pack member's necks on end as they turned wary gazes towards the wolf. "He... What?"

Blinking, Inuyasha swallowed nervously and slicked his ears back against the top of his head. "He tried to kill me and Kagome?"

...

"That bastard! I'll show that pretty little closet playboy just who the fuck he is messing with going after Kagome like that!" She exploded, jumping to her feet and cracking the knuckles on both hands as she turned to head out of the campsite, completely ignoring the protests sounding behind her.

"Sonya!" Kagome jumped up as well, rushing over to grab onto the wolf's arm tightly. "Don't! It happened two years ago! It's over with, he doesn't even really bother us that much anymore, and he hasn't tried to kill me at all for a long time." Kagome begged, trying to get her to listen to reason.

"I don't care, anyone fucks with you, they get to deal with me." Sonya hissed between clenched teeth, blue eyes glinting ominously in the flickering light cast by the campfire, making them seem even more eerie than before.

"Sonya, please. Just listen to me." Kagome pleaded softly, turning brown eyes onto her friend's face beseechingly, holding tight to her arm until the wolf's frame finally relaxed and slumped forward slightly.

"Alright, alright." She sighed, turning back to the camp and plopping back down in her spot silently, gaze locked onto the flames in front of her as she thought over what she had just heard.

Settling down beside Inuyasha, Kagome kept her eyes on Sonya, worried she'd fly off the handle again and race away before she could stop her this time.

"You know... I have to wonder. How does he do some... Things with just one arm."

Silence reigned as they all turned to look at her at the same time, making a faint pink color dust across her cheeks. "What! It's a perfectly logical question!"

"Well..." Kagome trailed off, her own thoughts turning towards the same train of thought. Just how did he go about doing things that required at least two arms?

"I mean, how does he dress himself? It's gotta be hard, not impossible, but at least hard. And cleaning himself, I know washing all that hair of his has to take two hands... Unless he's got like a helper, Oh! That Jaken fanboy toad thing! You think he helps him bathe?" Sonya smirked widely, a fang glinting in the light as the rest of the camp snickered at the thought.

"That would explain a few things..." Kagome giggled under her breath.

"And another thing, unless he either has epic balance or he's the type to be on bottom, how on earth does he... You know..." Sonya blushed, motioning idly with her hands in the air.

"How does he what?" Sango frowned in confusion, at a complete loss as to what she was pointing at.

"Well.. You know, do things... With a partner?" Sonya asked, casting a gaze around the camp hopefully only to be greeted by confused expressions and sighed in exasperation.

"Sex! How does he have sex with only one arm!" She shouted finally, fed up with trying to be delicate around the two women there.

As if on cue, two faces became an alarming shade of red at the comment and hid them in their hands. "Sonya!" They both squeaked in mortification.

Inuyasha on the other hand looked like he was about to be sick at the mere thought of his brother doing anything like that. He hated thinking about the bastard normally, now he had disturbing thoughts of him having sex? Hell no!

Miroku... Was lecherous, that grin could be easily read as he scooted closer to Sango, trying to seem innocent as one arm moved towards her, the hand on the end of it seeking something specific-

Smack!

"You hentai!" Sango yelled, her face staying red as she jumped up and moved away from the twitching Miroku now sprawled out on the ground, the outline of a handprint on the side of his face.

"Why... Why on earth would you wonder that!" Kagome managed to utter after dealing with the embarrassment and pushing it back far enough to even talk again.

"Uhm... Well. I dunno, I don't even understand half of what I think about most of the time." Sonya muttered under her breath, shifting uncomfortably as the miko stared at her.

"Sonya?"

"It's nothing, just a random question! Damn." Sonya huffed and laid down on her blanket, rolling over so her back faced the fire. "Oh well... I just gotta say... Inuyasha, you're damn lucky he didn't have a mate at the time you did that, or you'd be missing some pretty important man-parts if you get my drift." She yawned over her shoulder before closing her eyes and relaxing into sleep quickly.

Yet again, the image of his brother wrapped up with someone else in a bed crossed Inuyasha's mind, making him shudder violently and swallow back the bile that rose in the back of his throat. Oh, he had to get her back for this.

Another image appeared, earning a cringe this time.

Oh yes, she would regret ever bringing it up now.