"What is taking those two so long to get here...?" Itachi questioned the others', but the lot of the council shrugged. The guys' were achingly bored since they've been sitting up in Deidara's room for quite a while.
"Sasori's house is a long's while from here, so really, what do you expect?" Kisame muttered, Itachi glared at the Hoshigaki. Kisame didn't care, he spent a decent amount of time under that look.
Itachi growled, he didn't like being kept waiting. "Call him."
Deidara grumbled, he disliked when Itachi got like this.
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"You could call us a cab, you know, make the trip faster."
"No."
"Well, you're a fine catch, now, ain't ya?"
"This. Isn't. A. Date." He said, tired of that word.
"I don't see why you're getting work up over something is dumb as this, if you ask me."
"I rather drink sulfuric acid than date you, Shirou-san." Sasori spat out.
"Oh, wow, that hurt, Sasori-kun, it really pained me to hear you say such a-"
Before she could finish, Sasori's phone rang and he covered her mouth. "Hey, what is it?" He sounded annoyed.
"Itachi's in a piss mood, how long is it gonna take you to get here, hmm?" Deidara greeted.
"Hello to you too." Sasori retorted. "We're almost there, so please, be patient."
"It's nearly an hour!" It seemed Itachi grabbed the phone from Deidara, "AN HOUR! Who keeps Itachi Uchiha waiting for an hour?!"
Kairai rolled her eyes, she could hear the Uchiha's voice.
"I am quite aware of that, Itachi, but you do not understand how difficult it is to get Miss Shirou anywhere." He gave the girl a look, she shrugged in response.
"Of course, how could I have forgotten, please give Kairai-san the phone." Itachi ordered, Sasori didn't wish to but...
He handed it to the teenage girl.
"Kairai-san, please stop stalling and get here! I expect you two in fifteen minutes or else I will double your chores!" After that short warning, the Uchiha hung up.
"Well, fuck you too, asshole!" Kairai growled, handing the device back to it's owner.
"Kairai..."
"Sorry, I didn't mean to." She grumbled, "Well, we better hurry over to Deidara's."
Sasori nodded, the poor girl didn't need anymore to worry about.
"You know, before he said that, I was pretty much going to insist we go out and eat. I'm pretty hungry."
"I would have said no anyways." Sasori muttered, bringing up his phone again, he dialed a number.
"What are you doing, finally calling our cab?"
"Yes." Sasori answered, "I don't wish to keep Itachi waiting any longer."
"Of course..." Kairai grumbled, she disliked how everything had to be Uchiha's way.
I am very sorry, especially with how... dull this chapter might be. I haven't touch a fanfic in so long, or written much, so I'm quite rusty. I'll try my best to update soon.