Author's note

Phew! That was a handful! Took me what, two three weeks? I dunno, I forgot. I really need to make more time for my stories, especially TDID. I do have a lot of free time. Speaking of which, there is a poll on my bio for which characters you would like to see get a free time event! So you better hurry, cause I think I might give you guys one more chapter before a free time event! Also, UnleashTheDinosaurs has drawn up Toy, Nokoda, Ryutaro, Kasai, and Ashida, so if you want to get a visual aid, Deviantart is where you'll find them! Till next time!

-That1guyeveryonehates!

Damn, that's kinda disappointing, I had so many people review last few chapters, guess I'm too harsh? Eh, maybe they'll be back! Always look on the bright side of life!

Shyjoker- (At That1guyeveryonehates inc.)

Kiyoto Madarame is shown seated back on a swivel chair in front of a large screen featuring random camera's view of things like del Rio showering, the executive board stocking up on Bleach and Road to El Dorado information, etc. Kiyoto takes a sip from his mug as Sakushi runs in with a DVD in his hands.

"Hey! Hey! Kiyo! We got another video response from the weirdo that has all of her creations portrayed as if they were real people! I'm tellin ya, weirdos…"

"Just gimme the damn disc."

Sakushi hands Kiyoto the disc. Kiyoto plays the recording with Sakushi taking notes as his superior orders him to. Finally, when all is watched, the two stare at each other wide-eyed. Sakushi speaks first

"So uhh, do we show the boss?"

Kiyoto scratches his chin and shakes his head

"Nah, just answer the questions and respond to the comments, we can't have the boss worrying about this trivial buissness."

Ryutaro: I would like to firstly point out to this Alka creep, that That1guyeveryonehates is not a pessimist as of right now! He was when he started, it's what Kiyoto calls the 'becoming a teen phase'.

Liam: Oh merci! I am so glad that you think I am words that I myself have no idea what they could possibly mean!

Leopold: What he means is thanks.

Leonardo: Especially for a liking us!

Sakushi: Coolio! We like our dad! Even though we're all older than him…

Shinji: We also get tortured, or at least, we will be soon.

Kiyoto: We actually have little control over our own actions, everything we do is dictated by That1guyeveryonehates and we like it that way, saves brain power.

Korimasa: Rest in peace Shyjoker! May you live on as a tree or a duck or some other wondrous being of nature!

Kristen-Kai-Lundy- I know right, perhaps those melons might factor into a murder case if she's not careful… Liam's very good at doing things unintentionally, the poor idiot. Ah yes, good ole time will tell! *laughs about things only author knows*

PSISomething- I'm glad! Well your assumptions are incorrect, Liam's personalities end with Leopold and Leonardo. If you went on the poll, you would've seen the full list of all the participants in this Game of Mutual killing, and I take it there were no unfamiliar names. I introduced all of them quickly so I could A). Get them out of the way, and B). To allow you guys to vote on the FTEs. His personalities will only show up if I'm either board with Liam (which is rare) or if I want to tell a certain aspect of the story through one of the personalities' point of view. MPD characters are especially interesting, since they give you new perspectives when certain characters and actions get boring, they're like different characters. Besides, some of them are really just filler, I only have big plans for two or three of them (and I won't say who!) so I apologize for the confusion, but I'll have you know, everything has a purpose in my stories.

Arcana of the True Self- I take it this is a new name (that or I'm really ignorant and inconsiderate)! Oh just you wait! I personally never saw ToyxNokoda, and as the author it's really hard to think of ships when I've something else in mind, but I might add a few more moments of them, just for you! Yeah Blainely, got a problem with that? I personally liked Blainely, though her appearance in the game was stupid, I think she was a very funny character to have when the aftermath show needed to be spiced up. I have no idea if you're laughing because of the name or because you actually know who Blainely is, if it was the former I feel incredibly stupid. I will definitely do that… next chapter… when the FTEs start…

See guys, I like writing responses to the reviews so it disappoints me when I don't get as much as I'd like (which is probably why this is going to take up half the chapter… I'll just stop right now and cut to the story)

Before Game

'58, 59, 60! Done!'

Kentarō Ototchi paused and rested his aching muscles. He had done what no other sumo wrestler had done before him. He had eaten 60 bacon filled cheeseburgers in one minute. Then again, nobody in the world had accomplished such a feat.

Kentarō swelled with pride. His gluttonous ways had made him larger than anyone of his friends or family. He had snacked on protein filled snacks for so long, his thick mass was an equal split between muscle and fat. He was a perfect fit for the title SHSL Sumo Wrestler.

He stood up from his chair and threw a handful of sweaty money on the table. As he exited the Fast-food restaurant, he basked in the astonished looks on the faces of the customers. The blonde cashier waved cheerfully and bide him a good day. He didn't surprise them, he broke 50 last week. He'd return for 70 the following week. Right now, he'd hit the gym. Kaban was waiting for him by now.

"Hey! Hey! Wait!"

'What now?' Kentarō thought angrily as he turned to meet the gaze of the blonde cashier, hurrying over to him. She smelled like strawberries and she was quite the looker, some of the best looking knockers the wrestler had seen.

He recognized her as the legendary Junko Enoshima, SHSL Model. His best friend, Kiyoto, was her professor at Kibogamine academy, a school he had attended five years earlier. He pitied Kiyoto. He had a great deal of beautiful young women in his classes, but he was a teacher.

'Myself on the other hand!' Kentarō chuckled inwardly. It didn't matter that he was five years older than this girl. He knew of a relationship of the same caliber between two students at the school, so he knew him dating Junko wouldn't be that big of a problem.

"What?" he responded as she finally caught up with the large adult.

She handed him some coins and said, trying to catch her breath

"You forgot your change!"

That pissed Kentarō off. His friends were all significantly smarter and more aware of little things like this. So the fact that he couldn't even count money right pissed Kentarō off to no end. But living with a drill sergeant and neurologist for four years can take its toll on a beef head like him.

He smiled slyly and bellowed in his deep voice

"Perfect! There appears to be enough to buy a drink over at The Black Lotus! Wanna come?"

Junko giggled cutely and replied with a seductive wink

"I'm just about done with my shift! I'll be right with you!"

The blonde ran off, breeze catching and blowing up her skirt, revealing a nice round squeezable ass being wedgied by her hot pink panties.

Kentarō chuckled evilly, grin extending.

'This is going to be a rewarding night!'

The poor Sumo Wrestler had no idea what he was getting himself into.

Game

Unknown area

Time: Past your bedtime!

"You cannot fail, not after the effort you've put into my restoration!"

"I understand milady"

"Oh, how can I stay mad at such a sweet face? Just make sure it doesn't happen again!"

"Y-yes, Junko."

"Good, good! Now get some shut eye! In a few days, the fun will finally begin!"

"As you wish."

And cut! I warned you about it being a short chapter. I'm mainly doing this to try and get my story back up on the front page and all that crap so I decided to cut out the idea of Nokoda waiting a day before doing the FTEs and just get this out. Also, it lets me do more Before Game things which I love doing! Till next time!

-That1guyeveryonehates

(I really need to get on with my TDID story!)