We all pretended we weren't trying to pace holes in the living room carpet while waiting on Lucifer to show up with our newest 'friend'. Cas had decided it would be best to keep Sam, and especially Dean, out of the loop for the moment. Gabriel grabbed my hand and gave it a squeeze. "Showtime."
They appeared and I glared at the dirty blonde haired girl. "Nice sweater vest." I snarked. Gabe sighed and Annie make a vaguely velociraptor noise from behind me. There was something eerily familiar about her, I thought. I knew I had seen her somewhere before.
She stepped forward and gave a creepy almost fan girl kind of smile. "You're her! You're Jasmine! Oh! And Gabriel!" And she reached forward and poked Gabriel's chest. "Wow! I can't believe I'm really here!"
And suddenly it clicked. "Becky, right? Becky Rosen?"
She practically squealed. "Oh my God! You know who I am?!"
Balthazar snorted beside me. "Yes woman, we all know who you are. You drugged Sam and convinced him to marry you. You are also standing on everyone's last nerve here."
No. No fucking way. I pinched the bridge of my nose and silently hoped that Lucifer would tell me it was all a joke and that Gabriel could go ahead and smite her. Then we could all go for ice cream and strippers.
"She's under my protection." Lucifer gave us all a look. "I believe you all know what that means." Becky giggled and grabbed Lucifer's arm.
"It was SO weird." She was about to launch into a monologue. Fuck. "One minute I was just a normal person, then I started having all these visions! And I remember reading your blog" she pointed at me "and it all just clicked and I knew I just had to help you with all your stories" does she come up for air I wondered? "I mean because I have this God given gift now" Gabe's hand tightening over mine "And I just am SO excited to be here and this is going to be so great…"
"Bitch I will cut you." It took me a moment to realize those words had come out of my mouth. The entire room was silent and they were all staring at me, but honestly I didn't care. "Who do you think you are? You were handed a God-given gift and you decided the best thing you could do with it was to tell everyone everything about us? You of all people should know better." I spun around and stomped out towards the kitchen, with Annie and Bal close behind me.
I tried to take a few deep breaths while gathering my wits and a cup of coffee. Annie grabbed a cup and gave me a half-smile.
"This is why you're my favorite sister!" She giggled. "I'd pay money to see you stake her with an angel blade.
Bal chuckled. "You are welcome to use mine if you'd like."
"No smiting the newbie, no matter how annoying." Gabriel said as he came into the kitchen. He slid his arm around my waist and kissed my temple. "I think you handled that exceedingly well babe." I ignored the sarcasm in his voice and stared at my coffee.
"But Gabriel, honestly, Becky Rosen as a seer?" Bal looked indignant. "The women gives a whole new meaning to being a hot mess."
Gabriel sighed and shook his head. "We have to keep in mind we don't know why Dad is handing out gifts like its Christmas for humanity. We just need to keep them safe and help them in any way WE can."
I looked up at him and sighed. "Fine. But I am not making any promises. I don't know why Chuck thought I should be the one to handle all the newbies…" I took a sip of coffee. "I'll talk to her first thing in the morning, after she's gotten all… settled in. To our house." Fuck my life.