A/N: Sadly, I can't do user-generated stuff, so we will only do one and the rest will be from me. So, NO DARES OR QUESTIONS IN THE REVIEW SECTION FROM NOW ON! Enjoy. :)
"Hello everyone and welcome to today's show. I'm your host Zach and we will do some dares and ask some questions to our crew."
"Why did I agree to do this," Dark Pit asked.
"Because you want to, now lets get on with it," Pit said excitedly.
"Ok, Ok, the first dare is that Pit has to go on a blind date," Zach said.
Pit, being as happy and energetic as he is, got ready in a flash with his fanciest toga ... thing. Pit went to the only restaurant he knows about, Freddy Fazbear's pizza. As he waited for his date, an-all too familiar face strolled up to him.
"Um, Medusa, what are you doing here"?
"I'm supposed to be on a date with you," Medusa said.
Pit: 😓😦😨
"So, Pit, how was the date," Zach joked.
"What's the next dare," Pit asked grimly.
As Zach read the dare, his expression changed from happen
"Whos gone through torture now," Pit teased.
"Shut it! Ok, now to make Dark Pit suffer through horrible stuff, and thanks to Hue God for those dares," Zach said sarcastically.
"So is now someone going to tell me why I am strapped to this lie detector," Dark Pit asked.
"We will are going to ask you some questions about random stuff," Pit explained.
(A/N: I'm to lazy write more dialogue so, here.)
Question 1: What is the real reason you sided with Viridi? Answer 1: Easy, Power of Flight.
Question 2: What is your favorite weapon? Answer 2: Dark Pit Staff *LIE* "Um, the Silver Bow." *LIE* "The Angel Bow," Dark Pit said glumly.
Question 3: Do you have a crush on anyone? Answer 3: Yes, but I won't say. 😈
"Ok, so go first official chap-I mean episode," Pit said. *shifty eyes, shifty eyes*
A/N: So, good first chapter if I do say so myself. Anyway, have a good day or night, depending on when you are reading this.😜