A/N: Um, hello. Hello, hello. If you're hearing this, than you should know that I don't own Kid Icarus.
Both Pit and Dark Pit both looked at Zach curiously as he giggled at the dares. "Um, Zach. Why are you laughing at the dares?" Pit asked innocently. "No reason." Zach said suspiciously.
"Well, anyway, Pit can you ask Palutena to come over 'cause we need her for two dares." Zach told Pit. "Ok, will do." Said an energetic angel as he ran off. "So why do we need Palutena?" Asked Dark Pit. "Oh, you'll see." Said a suspicious Zach.
"Guys, I'm back." Pit announced. "So this is what you guys have been doing." Said Palutena. "Okay, Palutena. We kind of need you to make us something." Said Zach. (A/N: Dare from Lilypanda14.)
"Ok, will do. I will make a vegetable surprise, and this time I will not mess up." Said a confident Goddess of Light. "Uh, shouldn't you make something else that won't tear down this place." Said Pit. "Oh, Pit. That won't happen again. After all, I am a goddess." Said Palutena. Unknown to her, she added more than a drop of rejunavator ( hope I spelled that right) potion.
One revolt of the vegetables later
"So, that just happened." Said a confused Zach. "Yeah, that just happened." Said Pit who was having deja-vu. " I'm pretty sure we won't be able to eat this so, that dare is out." Said Dark Pit who was doing whatever he does when the vegetables attacked.
"Well, anyway. Palutena, I need you to do one more dare." Said Zach who was brushing dust off his clothes. "Oh, and what might that dare be." Asked a curious Palutena. Zach whispered the dare into Palutena ear.(A/N: Incoming dare from Wyvernsaurus)
Palutena walked over to Pit and gave him a kiss on the lips. Pit immediately fell on the ground with hearts in his eyes. "Nice kiss considering Pit never kissed anyone." Joked Palutena. "You didn't have to tell them that." Said an embarrassed Pit.
"Well, I'll be off." Said Palutena as she walked out of the door. "So what torture will you do to us now." Asked Dark Pit. "We will be playing a video game." Replied Zach. "Oh, cool. So which one are we playing." Asked an eager Pit. Suddenly, a computer appeared with the game, Five Nights at Freddy's. (A/N: Dare from Guest)
~Pit's P.O.V.~
"So, I just close the doors when one of the animatronics." Pit asked. "Yup." "Ok, that shouldn't be so ba-AHHHHHHHHH!" Pit screeched as Chica jumps cared him.
~Dark Pit's P.O.V.~
"So what if I just stand still. Nothing will get me right." Dark Pit said. Skip forward to 3 a.m. An animatronic fox suddenly leaned through the doorway completely throwing Pitoo completely off. "F****** S***." Dark Pit cursed.
~Zach's P.O.V.~
"Ok Zach. This game is really hard so don't be disappointed if you don-" "Done." "What the- WHAT! You must have cheated." Pit said.
"Well anyway. Dark Pit, you have to do this." Said Zach holding the dare up to Pitoo's face. (A/N: Incoming dare from Shika) Dark Pit suddenly ran up to Pit and kissed him on the lips. Pit grew hearts in his eyes again. Dark Pit pulled away and ran to his room.
"That was weird." Zach said. "Because he just kissed me." Pit said, still fazed by the kiss. "No because the dare said for him to kiss you on the cheek."
A/N: Longest chapter do far. Anyway, for the next chapter. You guys need to submit a song for both Pit's to sing. Zach already has a song planned out. (Hint: It's a Japanese anime opening song. Guess it and you will get a special shout-out.) Also, do you guys want Dark Pit to be a pottymouth. Also, to the guest. Link from Zelda? And guess star? I would have done the Palutena trailer but I wanted to get this chapter out. Anyway, see you later guys.